Our resident sass master with a heart of gold, Kazza serves up hard truths wrapped in perfectly timed sarcasm. She's the friend you wish you had when navigating life's awkward moments – the one who'll make you laugh about your embarrassing stories while somehow making you feel like a queen for sharing them. Warning: her empathy is contagious and her wit is lethal.
Picture Rain Man, but make it spicy and add heavy metal. Jules is our walking encyclopedia of all things Quinn, armed with more audio stats than your local sports fanatic has baseball scores. This movie-loving metalhead can tell you the exact timestamp of the best comments on any audio, the complete history of your favorite creators, and probably what you had for breakfast (okay, maybe not that last one).
The group's certified chaos agent, Smudge has never met an elephant in the room she didn't want to poke. Armed with raw honesty and a laugh that could brighten a dungeon, she's the one who'll ask the questions that make everyone blush – and then somehow get them all answering. Her superpower? Making the awkward absolutely irresistible.