S5 E61 - Coffee Chat with Voice Actor Davey Comerford

0:00 Hey, this is Kazza. This is Jules. And this is Smudge. You're listening to QuinnCast, where we have chats about audio erotica and empowerment through desire. And we take you behind the scenes with the pros shaping the industry. Settle in. Things are about to get spicy and uncensored. Grab your mugs, clitizens. Quinn voice actor and audiobook narrator Davy Comerford is back in the studios for a caffeinated ketchup we're calling Coffee with QuinnCast. Fair warning, the tech gremlins crashed the party early, but this is Davy we're talking about. So naturally he adopted them, named them, and made them part of the show. So pour yourself something warm and join us as we see where life has taken Davy since he last visited us 18 months ago.

1:12 Hi, Davey! Hi, Davey! It's so good seeing you. Hello, everybody. It's finally good to see you. And the criticisms won't understand that we've just had 20 minutes of painful... Moving all the phones. I think they know anyway. Once they just know that I'm on the podcast, they obviously know something has gone wrong. It's a freaking Zoom. It's not you, David. Zoom. It's 100% me, guys. Don't worry. You don't have to build me up. We all know. You could have come on with nipple tassels and it'd been less of a problem. That would be great. Funny you should say that. I was going to say, you did that when we couldn't see you on camera, didn't you?

1:52 That's why I'm bushing. That's why I'm bushing. We're living on the edge. This is a podcast with, like, absolute pure, like, who knows what's going to happen. Right. One white girl, another white girl. This is a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants podcast. That's what we're going to name ourselves now. There we go. I love this shit. Come on, this is exciting shit. Yes. So exciting shit. We're professionals. We are professionals. Hell, yeah. I'm fucking right. Professional. Davey, welcome. Welcome back to the Queencast studio again. Oh, my God. It's so good to be back. I said these all have all grown up in me. This is making me so proud. Look at that. We're not babies. We're not little babies. I was going to say, should we call you daddy now? Many people have.

2:34 Many people have. Yeah, it's true. And I'm sure many people will. No, as Kazza just said, it's been 18 months nearly. That is mad. I can still picture it so clearly. Me too. Me too. Totally. How has it been that long? That is wild. And I think we had technical issues then with your microphone. Absolutely. I still don't know how to use a microphone, to be honest. So when you hear an audio, just know how much trouble I do and how lucky it is to get an audio out. What a labour of love it really is. We have a serious relationship with that bloody microphone. Take that in any way you will, actually. I'm like, oh, I shall.

3:16 I see what you're doing there. It's definitely saying something, so that's at least something. If walls could talk, if microphones could talk. It's so lovely to have you back though, but it's been a year and a half since we've talked. So kind of start off by asking you what's been the headline of your life since then? What's happened in the last year and a half? That is like just a question that I have to kind of, I think, sit down and think about really in a full depth of so much stuff I think has happened in my life. Since I've left you, it's just been like overall, I guess the social media end of it is just to a point of where I just still can't comprehend of where it's taken me really, to be honest.

4:02 It's crazy numbers. It's insane numbers. You know, and I'm still just that kind of like shy guy that you talked to about 18 months ago. You know what I mean? I still love my own little comfort, but just on a whole different scale of what it's became is like, Yeah, it's just, again, every day I kind of wake up and just realise, am I actually doing what I'm doing? And it will be, like, you know, 18 months from now, even if we, like, you know, have another episode, it'll be still the same mentality, you know what I mean? I always just, I just never take it for granted in a way. And even from, I think, our last episode, like, I think I might have maybe had, like, 100,000 to 150,000, if that. And now it's over 700,000, which is like, what am I doing, really? Victor, what are you doing? I don't ask you what I'm doing.

4:55 I really don't. Oh, yes, you do. You know exactly what you're doing, do you? Yeah, you do. But how do you keep up with... You are so good at commenting back to people. How do you even do it with those many comments and followers? You must. You're... My God, I can only imagine the notifications you get. Yeah, it's... Now, like, it's gotten to a point now where it has become kind of overwhelming. But it's one of them situations I'll always... But yeah, I'll always take pride in my appreciation for people taking time out of their day to show me love, you know what I mean? So I can definitely do the same for them. I've always had that mindset. So just to be able to have some sort of like gratitude to just show them that I really, it means so much to me. It really does. You know what I mean? Even if I had one follower to what I have now, it's still like, even if one person was always watching, I'd always make sure they're, they can rely on me, let's call it, I guess. And it's became that where people do rely on my videos. So I do take very much pride in, um, keeping that schedule going as well. So, uh, yeah, it's.

5:59 Just, I have heard there's been an uptake in the purchases of white towels since you blew up on social media. Rightly so. Rightly so. If I do say so myself, I've gotten pretty more probably confident in my capabilities as well in, um, confidence, I guess. Oh my God. Like how often are you posting? I try my best to get two a day. So my times, I try to do, um, two videos a day on, and the Instagram is linked to like, see, I can't even, I can't even keep up with it because I now post on four, four social media platforms, but Instagram and TikTok are kind of my main Interaction ones.

6:44 I've only recently found out that my Facebook has kind of got a bit viral. And I don't really use Facebook, you see. So it's just automatically connected with my Instagram. So it just uploads videos anyway. And someone commented on one of my Instagram videos goes, I watch you on Facebook. And I was like, Facebook? When do I post on Facebook? And I went on and I've got, like, the last, I think, maybe four weeks, I think I've got over, like, 500,000 views and, like, over literally 15,000 followers in the last week. So I'm just like, what is happening? So it's been pretty crazy, like, in all, but I have tried to make it very clear. Like, I do try my best to really just reply to as many as I can.

7:33 I try to take an hour out of my day every day to just sit down and just, chat away to as many as I can, really. So you're feeding the cougars on Facebook and you didn't even know it. You didn't even know you were. Yeah, it's been. We have literally just taught every person that uses Facebook as being over 40. Yeah. Yes. Totally. But 500,000 and you didn't even know that you existed on Facebook. I had no idea. And then there's another one. Threads. Yeah, that one. Threads, yes. And same kind of thing. I just realized that my videos were starting to blow up there and it turned out there was another 500,000 views over there. So I was like, my God.

8:16 Do you know why you didn't know that threads existed? Because you say treads. So if you Googled treads, it wouldn't come up threads. Right. I'm sure if you Googled a lot of things that I say, it probably wouldn't come up threads. You'd be right about that. You'd be right about that. Sometimes, like, even my audio still, like when I send them off to script writers, they're like, oh, I didn't know if I read that word I said you probably did I just completely said it wrong it's not wrong it's an accent yeah it comes with the authenticness of it I guess so people are well used to well used to the accent. Now when you listen to this episode back you will hear that I you know tried my hand at a bit of Irish sayings to introduce the episode so you'll have to let me know.

9:01 What you think I'm interested to hear that that's pretty. Good I think Well, I had these two completely confused. They didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. As in like sayings, like slangs? Yeah, like proverb-y type sayings. No, not slangs. No, proverbs. Yeah, like proverbs. Like, I know not to bolt my door with a boiled carrot. Yeah, there you go. Don't barter your door with the boy. That's actually new to make me fair. Apparently Ireland's quite a big place and these might be very colloquial to particular parts of Ireland. Yeah, because even in Ireland, you have your four sections, you know what I mean? Like the East will be so completely different to the West. Like I went over to the West not too long ago and it was hard for me to even hear what they were saying.

9:41 And they're like born and bred Irish. So it's Irish like with different... It can be interpreted so many ways. But you all say the crack, right? The crack is kind of one of the top ones. That's just such great crack. And, you know, when something goes wrong, you say things like... oh jesus mary and joseph. Yeah jesus mary and joseph is a classic as well oh yeah oh yeah another one is like um a classic kind of it's not an insult like it's like it sounds like an insult but it's not is a gobshite gobshite yeah gobshite what an absolute. Gobshite what the hell does that mean What. Does that mean? Mouthy. Mouthy motherfucker. Yeah, like stupid, idiot. That kind of like. Call it an idiot.

10:22 Terms. But it can be like, you know, you can say it in a way that was like, you know, meaningful. Like, oh, you're a gobshite. Or like, oh, you're just a gobshite. It's like, that meant two different things there. Did it? I didn't get that in the inflection. I just took it as a personal insult. Yeah, that meant two different things completely right there. Gobshite. Nope. Nope. Where did you come up? I've got to talk about your social media because it's just so great. When you first started doing the whole like, you know, trying to be like all sexy and then do your giggle at the end. Like, is that something that just happened naturally and you're like, I'm just going to go with it? Or did you plan that too? That just went with it. Like everything in my life, I kind of just go with it. Like I have literally never planned anything.

11:06 That's not a shock. I guess that. Yeah. Like, and I do like, and lucky enough when people say that to me, like, you know, that means obviously that it's coming across as that it is authentic because it literally is, you know what I mean? I have, I obviously have my little kind of like ideas of credit now, such a, like a trademark of a tradition where I have the, like the smile, the wink and the giggle. Yes, yes. You know what I mean? So I obviously incorporate that in all my videos, but that is just me being appreciative of like this is just me being me and it became a thing. So like I appreciate it in a sense. So I love the fact that it's kind of labeled to a lot of my videos where people be just like, oh, I've watched your videos. I'm just waiting for the wink and stuff like that. It's just so it's just so cool because it just started off with me literally just doing it. Yes, I love it.

11:57 And I think that door is going to require new hinges. You may have replaced them already a dozen times because the amount of times you come in and out of that fucking. Door, right? That's just what I feel. People literally recognise my video just because of the door. Yes, yes. Oh yeah, I know immediately before I even see your name. If you move house, you've got to take that door with you. You know that, right? It's just when you start off doing social media, you just don't think about these things and just wear it. I've walked past that door a million times my whole life, but now it's like a distinctive thing where people relate me to and it's a door. So it's just, you know, it's the craziness of the social media and the whole new kind of interpretation. Because I don't think I really did any of the dancing videos when I started off with the last episode. And that has just, in the last maybe like two, three months just blown up. Whereas like the dancing videos give a new sense of immersion feeling for people on top. So like that was kind of, I leaned into that a lot more and I really enjoy it as well. Like I, I really get that sense of like connective where I know the viewer will watch this and feel a sense of like, Oh, I'm dancing.

13:12 You know what I mean? And I think that is just so lovely as well on top of all the quirkiness that I do. So, Yeah, I'm just very blessed. My favorite thing is reading your comments on your videos and just seeing how many new people really are there who still aren't expecting the comedy part of it. Like the one you recently, probably my new favorite one, Hilarious, where you have a towel on and you go to take it off, and oh, there's another towel underneath. And I remember some of the comments were just like, I was not expecting that instant follow. Like, you are hilarious. Yeah. That's it. I've been lucky enough as well to have followers that I recognise just from their name now because they're always just, I mean, every day they're there. And it's just been so nice to have such a beautiful community.

13:58 And then you have new people come in and the people who have watched my videos for ages will tell them, oh yeah, this is what he does. And they're chatting to each other and it's just... Like, they know my personality. Like, a complete stranger knows my kind of, like, way and personality, which is pretty fortunate enough to be so, like, connected in social media with a lot of them. I love that. And I know you must have to time manage a little bit with your social media now because you also have another account, Davey Reads. Yeah. That you've been using. So how do you kind of time manage doing that? Because that must take up some time as well. Yeah, sometimes. With your other social media accounts. It definitely, don't get me wrong, there is days where I just, I do feel very overstimulated in a way because obviously, like, you know, I try to create new fun ideas for my future videos and then on top of Queen itself is a whole different side of, you know, connective and work.

15:00 And then I do now working in a gym again. So I just, I try my best to just literally have a structure of some sort, like, I now work in the gym Tuesday and Thursday. So then I take my Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays to cooperate what I can do for my social media and my queen. And then Saturday on certain days is when I would edit. And then Sunday would be my rest day to some extent. So I treat it as a normal full job at the same time because it is in a sense. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it is. It is. Your career now right kind of yeah yeah you know whatever's feeding into that yeah. Yeah yeah it's like because again there's another little trick so I remember the last um episode now like my gym was full-time and I was kind of doing voice acting part-time when I was completely swapped like I do voice full-time and I do gym part-time now.

15:52 So part-time that's a big flip Yeah. It's been a mad flip. It's just been a journey in its own self, you know what I mean? And it's been an amazing journey. So has Jesus. It's incredible. Yeah. Amazing journey, still the same smile. That's never changed. It's something that I'm very proud of, I think. I just feel like already, even from the whole social media aspect of how far it has became, not one day have I felt like, oh, I'm like i'm doing good here i'm kind of feeling better in a sense of like trying to be better than anybody i'm just still the very same person who made the very first video with like one follower and i just yeah i've just and it never just ever would think in my brain to try to be someone different now because i'm fortunate to just be me and have such a following so Yeah.

16:48 Well, because I think it would be work for you to try to be different. Because like you said, I think that's why people connect with it so much. It's so authentic with you. You never look like you're kind of like performing or pretending to be somebody else. Right. Yeah. I mean, you know immediately when you either see the door. Or you see. You just know. You smile already. You're like, he's not even on screen yet and we know what's coming. It is. Because again, a lot of behind the scenes, like I do just laugh just behind the scenes because I just know that Now there's so much, many more eyes on me when I, because people, you know, I mean, I used to stand to a phone and physically, yes, I am. But behind that phone is hundreds of thousands of people who follow that. I will, that will view it as a connection. So there's definitely responsibility I find a lot more now. But it's still just the same fun that I've always had. And I'm very, very fortunate to have that as well.

17:43 All right, so will you walk us through how one of your videos gets made, like scripted, improvised, 50 takes? Like, take us through it. It goes back to that situation where I'm very lucky to have so many different aspects to a video. So I have my dancing videos. Then I have my classic out the door in change to an outfit. That's kind of like my main one, I guess. Then I've kind of created my little more turf trap based one where I play... sleep tokens chokehold and the claw and all of a sudden then the claw just grabs either the the camera or me and I it's a bit more raunchy let's call it so that was um I have that and then I've incorporated a bit more of like just the little um immersion feelings where I'm just like if you're having a bad day where I sit down just look at the camera and just give that kind of like escape for the person and the caption would usually be like I see you or Everyone's going to be OK. Little things like that. And yeah, they've kind of just like laid down the foundation. And then I build different ideas just from those core ideas. And I just kind of, again, let it run with it. I have no kind of plan, no nothing really. And I just, if it works, which works. It always does. Even if it doesn't work, I still post it because that's just the authentic. There's a few videos there where I'm just like, oh, this does not make any sense. But I'm not trying

19:16 to be here to make sense. I'm just letting it go. And Alf has become a massive factor in my whole identity, really. People have made stickers and all now of Alf with me. I love Alf. I was going to say, is that Alf wearing sunglasses in the background? That's Alf in the back, mate, yeah. It's basically like, you know, it's a two-package deal now at this stage. So it is. Dig in, Alf. Because people, like, do actually realise, like, when I forget to put them on the board or behind my board, people will literally say, where's Alf? People are so on it. I was like, oh, he's just gone for a walk or something. But then I'm just like, oh my God, Alf's missing.

19:58 Screw me. Everybody wants the 1980s TV show. I was watching a TV Alf spin-off. That would be carnage, I'd say. That would be carnage. So has any of your social media videos blown up and you've gone, what? My most recent kind of like massive viral one was one of my dance videos and it was like a Dracula themed one. I had like the waist coke and I think I had like, maybe I had some eyeliner in and I think that got like 1.7 million views.

20:39 Oh my God. Jeez. Jeez, cool. We're happy with 2,000, just saying. Honestly, even if one person views my video, I just call that success. Again, I think the pride in it as well. I never take it for granted. I don't expect my videos to do well or anything like that. It's there for the world to see. If one person enjoys it, that's fair enough. That's all I care about, really. And luckily, in those one or two videos, it does reach... one plus million views. So I'm just like, oh my God. And feel free to not answer this question in any way, shape or form. But what kind of profit do you, how does that cover you financially?

21:25 Unfortunately, TikTok, I get absolutely nothing. You know what I mean? I've got nearly over half a million followers and I don't get one penny. I get maybe some like people can leave gifts and some people do tend to do that. But because I'm in Ireland, we don't get any beneficial finance. Oh, you can't be in the creator fund? No, we don't have it in Ireland, you see. Ironically, if I was living in, like if I was in the UK or even I think like the US, I would be doing okay to be fair. But you know what I mean? But again, I'm in a business and looking up, I'm not greedy either. So, you know, I just do TikTok and videos for the fun of it. Yeah.

22:05 I think I made maybe like 10 cents in maybe like a month. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It's not a moneymaker, but it's a good marketing tool. And it's just something you clearly enjoy. Oh, Jesus. That's what I mean. Only for TikTok, I would have never... working for Queen you know what I mean so technically it made me a lot of money TikTok you know what I mean in a sense of like where I am now to be able to provide a service for Queen so it definitely has definitely paid off let's call. It so you're not thinking of moving anytime soon then. Yeah no not really my next kind of like big kind of plans now for my life now for 2027 is to travel a lot I've got a really fun trip planned for New York as well Oh, you do? Nice.

22:49 Yeah. So super excited for that one. So that's kind of where my kind of journey now for the next year would be to experience a bit of the world a bit more. What's a dream destination for you? New Zealand is definitely on the booking list. You know what I mean? Of course it is. Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Rings. Hell yes. How amazing. Yeah, it is. It is. Like that's it. it's a real kind of just moment for me to realise that like how far it's really came like to be able to fully embrace this moment of where I came from with this whole voice acting it's pretty intense so it is so it's it's yeah I'm just I'm just like again just the appreciation of it and the gratefulness of it I'll I'll just be thanking everybody like it's it really would be one of them situations like.

23:43 Honestly mate it couldn't happen to a nicer human I appreciate that. Is there anything that you're sort of completely obsessed with right now, not to do with your career at all, anything that's going on in your world that you're obsessed with? That's actually a good question. My life has just been pretty work-based, but again, I'm lucky enough to have that as my obsession. I just am so invested in creating social media and stuff. I love it in a way of just how connected I feel at the moment with everybody. But other than that, I'm back working out a lot now at the moment. And again, working in the gym again, that's become an obsession. I miss that a lot. But as far as that goes, yeah.

24:32 So what do you think about like social media idea with, you know, incorporating Queencast into one of your videos? You know, we all come out of a doorway and then you come out of the doorway. Yeah. Everybody wants to come out of a doorway. Hey, it's book talk. What do you expect? It is. They love the doorway. Like, the ideas are endless, you know what I mean? Because you never know what is going to come out. Which is the fun part of it. Do you just, like, randomly get ideas throughout the day and have to write them down so you don't forget them? Yeah, but usually I just kind of go and do it as well. Like I said, if I have an idea, I could just line down, chill, and be like, that's a great idea. And I just go up and get put on a three-piece suit and... You know what I mean? And just see what happens.

25:15 That's commitment. But again, going back to the question of like obsession, I feel like I'm obsessed, but in just such a healthy way because of how fun it makes my day. And the idea of like just knowing that people get such an enjoyment out of it and laugh with it is like that. Just I love it. I just known that I can do that is is is such a beautiful feeling for me. So. I'm always in my happy place. I'm talking to three beautiful women. How could I not be in a happy place? Oh, shut up. Jesus. As I look at the question, like, oh, we were going to ask you, like, you seem like a naturally flirty guy. How do you work at it? It's natural. Yeah. Just a lot. I don't stick with tin or bad tin, but yeah.

25:56 So even your scripts, if you're doing an audio that's not by a script writer, do you improvise? Yeah. Yeah, I do a lot. And to be fair, luckily enough now, a lot of the scripts kind of, like, I've worked with nearly everybody now twice now. that I've worked with, and they kind of understand my style, whatever, and they're just like, listen, you have a lot of improv here, and that, I think, makes me feel a lot more comfortable doing audio, because I feel sometimes, like, I've had to, like, change words just because I can't pronounce them. Like, I'm the most influential, whatever, voice actor, because I can't, like, I have a speech impediment sometimes, so I can't physically, like, put words together. Right. So, Sometimes, now I do give it a good go sometimes, but when I listen back, there's like a part where I'm trying to say, and I just say, this is probably, this is my maybe negative, this is when I get angry maybe. And it's words that, so like, I do be like, just trying to read a sentence, and there's one word that, I think there was one actually, literally recently, and it was familiarity. Familiarity. familiarity familiarity yeah but I can't put the proper emphasis in a sentence like I mean it'll just flow and it'll just sound like and I think I was trying to say this say this word for about I'd say three minutes and I just kept going at it kept going at it and you could hear me in the audio just like getting right and then I go again I'm just like for fuck's

27:27 sake what can I fucking say this word man and I get like just like I get here I just start laughing at myself and like you know oh there it is there's I'm angry there I just knew the point where I went right he's angry now so I think I just end up saying like like well known instead of familiarity there you go yeah the improv does help and people know that so I'm very lucky in that sense they're not like fixated on I need you to say this yeah so which is which is good it's a good work around Yeah. Right. So, yeah, you just kind of adjust it to make life easier for you. Oh, that's it. Exactly. So like coming through different, obviously script writers are from different areas. And, you know, I mean, like from someone's writing from American buildup of language, it's like I would say that completely different. Your terminology will be different from me. Yeah. And obviously being with the Irish accent, it can come across as completely different.

28:18 So, but it's worked. Yeah. It's worked, I think, to some extent. It's working, I think. And obviously we can see, you know, we talked about a question about obsessions a few moments ago, but one of your obsessions we can physically see, and that's tattoos. So since, in the last 18 months, since we last spoke, how many more tattoos have you had? Oh my God, I didn't even have any of the face tattoos, I don't think, which is last time. No, I don't think so. I would say, like, Jesus, 18. I'd say I would have had maybe over 50. Jesus, mother of Joseph.

29:01 I'd say pushing around 50 new tattoos. In the last year and a half. In the last year and a half. Which is low on my standard, to be fair. Up until I was 19 from, Jesus, I think when I turned 18. Up until I was 22, I had a tattoo every week. Every single week, I got something new. Really? Oh my God. The old one hadn't even healed before you got the new one. No, no. It was like three years straight, I literally got a tattoo every week, I think. God, that must have been back when they were affordable. Well, luckily enough now, like my tattoo artist, Andre, his name is he's an Italian and he's just, he's great crack.

29:41 So he is. But me and him just, me and him just like dwell so much and I literally said to him, listen, I'm going to probably give you my body in that way. In a way, canvas wise, like I am literally going to give you my body. So he understood that and he was like, He looks after me a lot, to be fair, cost-wise and stuff. I'm fortunate to have that kind of journey through tattoos because saying that, it's not like they're free either. No. So the bigger question that a lot of people say is how much do you reckon you spent? How much did your skin worth? I wouldn't be able to say it at a perfect amount because I wouldn't have a clue, but I'm just going off by maybe estimating pushing to about 30,000, I would say.

30:33 Yeah, yeah, wow. About 30,000 over the course. No, but saying that, like, that's over the course of literally 17 years. Yeah. I've probably paid more on pizzas, you know what I mean, over 17 years. Yeah, that's very true. So, like, at least I got some out of this. You got the sleep token one on your head, didn't you? Yeah, so, actually, it's weird because not many people... No, because it's the, you see, that's the angel of hope. That's the sun of hope. And the winds are from the album of Sleep Talkin' Sunbeam album. Oh, yeah. God, yes. That must have hurt like a bitch. Yeah, how was that? Honestly, it's nothing. The head was completely fine. It was more so the uncomfortable, like it was just the vibrations of, I guess.

31:19 Yeah, I've heard that that can send you like proper fainty, like bad, you know? Lucky enough now like I've gotten so used to getting tattoos so there is yeah there is a procedure before you go like you know you gotta get a good sleep I always say good sleep you can't feel tired it really does take it out of you already get a good breakfast some people don't get food because they feel like they're nervous so they don't eat food but it's just such like you need food get a full breakfast into you and honestly you will feel a bit better don't get me wrong you're not gonna not feel better but sure It is. Now, I will admit, now, the last two or three tattoos, I have used numbing cream because I've served my time.

32:05 Oh, yeah. Like, I have. I think so. You get some people, oh, you're using numbing cream. I was like, yeah, I am using it because I have done 90% of my body without it. And if I can get these last few bits done without pain, I'm going to do it. Yeah. And I will admit, I'm raging. I never, like, I started, like, years ago because it's incredible. So it is. The numbing cream is. You'll have to tell me which one you use because I tried a numbing cream once and it didn't work. I think it worked for about 10 minutes and then the pain came even more intense. It was even worse. Yeah, it can. Obviously, if it's not the proper one, it can nearly inflate it to.

32:45 Even become worse. It was horrendous. And then so the next one I had, which was my half sleeve, I decided... Not. That was a year ago. I decided to not even attempt it because that was the most painful thing I've ever been through in my entire life. And I will never have another half sleeve again. No, definitely. Definitely. There's the numbing cream that I use now. And I did my ribs when I got my ribs blacked out. Oh, yeah. You had blackout as well. Jesus Christ. Now, don't get me wrong. There was as good as the numbing cream was for the first hour. For the second hour now, I really was kind of like holding on and I was making some of the... I could have used some of those noises in the Queen audio.

33:28 That's some of the noises I was making on that tattoo bed. Oh, you should have just recorded it. I know. It was pretty intense, I won't lie. But I could actually... There's a Queen audio idea. Oh, yeah. Have you done a tattoo Queen audio yet? I've never done a tattoo audio. Come on. I was just thinking that. Isn't that mad? Finally. I've got. 50 audios coming up soon is, yeah, this month I'll hit 50 audios. 50th audio. Oh, my gosh. 50th audio. Do you already know what it is? Yeah, I have a little. It's still in works at the moment because I'm trying to make it really special, in a sense, to make it a 50 one. So I'm asking around. But, yeah, a tattoo audio.

34:14 A tattoo one, I mean. Quintessential Davey, come on. Yeah, and it could involve Andre and it could be an MMS. Yeah, an Italian accent. Right, an Italian and Irish. An MBO by Andre. Yeah, he does have a good voice as well. You can just take the recorder down and get him recording the old buzzy machine. It's like an overheard audio. Oh my God, a tattoo overheard. Dave in pain. A tattoo ramble. I mean, David, this is not a bad idea. We should stay with this for a minute. Written by the Queen cast. That's right. I am. I am on it.

34:54 Let's do it. Oh, Smudgy, yeah. Only if you understand that it's going to be a really heavy degradation BDSM. At this stage, I have and will do pretty much anything now. Oh, you massive slag. Yeah. Get it up, yeah. Will he be dominating Andre or Andre dominating him? Oh, there's going to be pegging involved already in my head. I've got pegging coming out. Oh, my God. No, and Andre, I'm sure he'd love that. Absolutely. Oh, there you go. See? Should we just invite Andre on right now? Can you call. Andre, please? God, I know what that man's doing. God only knows.

35:36 Like, okay, just because my head's whirling now. Like, I mean, really, like your 50th audio, tattoo audio. 50th. Because it's Davy with the tattoos, the buzzing of the ink gun, the moaning in pain. I don't know. Yeah. As much as taking mental notes right now, I can see it. She is. She's already writing a script in her head. I've literally got half the script written. And I said the buzz. The buzz sound could be completely different. I don't know if it's tattoo gun or it's something different. It's like a guessing game at the same time. Good call, Davy. Yeah. There you go. All right. The old pain, pain, pleasure thing. Honestly, right. We're going to have to copyright this. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I swear to God.

36:17 Right. If fucking AJ or something comes out with a tattoo, fucking going shit, I'd be... Fuck off. Yes. What happens on the podcast stays on the podcast, David. I like it. I like it. Well, in that case. Bring it on. What's next for you? So obviously your 50th audio is coming up. You're not going to tell us what that's all about because you don't quite know yet because you're all off the cuff kind of guy. We just decided. Oh, yeah. We're doing a tattoo one. Yeah. I thought he was just being nice and kind because he's nice and kind. No, actually, I would definitely do want to do something like that. That would be a lot of fun. No, like for reals. Because it's happening, actually.

37:00 I'll send you a little overview of what's in my head. Cool, cool. So what else is coming up for you? You've talked about things that are happening in 2027. So have you got anything else planned for the rest of the year? Anyway, the audio book that I've been working on is another big kind of achievement that I've always wanted to do. So I'm currently in talks of just getting everything edited because, again, it was an all indie author. So there wasn't any kind of massive backing behind it. It was just she reached out to me and I was like, I would actually love to do it. So that was a whole new kind of aspect of voice acting as well.

37:43 Okay. Sometimes when I've really done it now, it's kind of I put perspective of like how lucky I am in Queen because doing a full audio book is definitely a complete other mental strength. Yeah. But I loved every second of it. But it was, again, just learning a new way to do voice acting in a sense of a 10 plus hour audio. Right. So... Yeah, and there was different accents involved. So, you know, I mean, I really had a lot of leeway and fun and putting my own little fun on different characters. But it's all came, it's all done. I've edited everything and I edited it as well.

38:25 Did you really? Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. So I edited it as well. That's the thing, I love it because I have edited every Queen of, like all my Queen audios, I've edited. I've never, like... Really? Damn. Yeah. Every audio I've done is done by me as an editor. Which I love. Haven't you grown? You couldn't even work your headphones when we first met. Now you're editing audio. Books, man. I'm doing four books, yeah. So it's just a new creativity. I just find the creativity of it and having so much freedom to bring a voice and world into your head is just so fascinating. You know what I mean? That's what I love. It's what I really love doing, true audios. Wow. But yeah, the audio book, hopefully, I'm still waiting for the last bit because it's going to be dual narrated. Okay. So there's two characters. I'm playing Colin and Heather is playing Bonnie. So I read a chapter, she reads a chapter in Bonnie's POV and I just had to put them together now so hopefully in the next like October there'll be an announcement of the full book release so that's a little something cool again it's something that I always wanted to do next big achievement hopefully would be a video game character it's kind of like my next my next kind of achievement that I'll try to fight for somewhere.

39:49 A video character called Andre or Alf. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So I might already be taken. Maybe. We'll find a way. We always do. That's exciting, Davey. Davey, am I allowed to mention what the audiobook is called or is that being kept under wraps? No, it's called Long Star Look. I always get these mixed up. It's Long Star Night's Love and Look. It's about... Just a quick little recap of it. It's very notebook-esque. So it is. Okay. Like, I play an Irish-born cowboy, give or take. So... Already invested. Irish-born. Moved over to Texas. And kind of grew up in Texas. I fell in love with Bonnie.

40:35 But it's like a childhood kind of like crush. Then I had to move back to Ireland. I grew up in Ireland. Come back to Texas... find out that Bonnie has been engaged, but we end up trying to like figure out and find out that it didn't go well. And then it just kind of rekindles the love and builds from there. So yeah, it's really fun. It's really fun. Wow. So it's one of the accents you do Texan. It is. Yeah. So I do like, I try my best to do, because lucky enough, Colin itself is like just Irish based. So that's good. But then trying to do like some of the, the cousins and the, like, there's Jackson and he's like, I try to make him, like, proper, like, texting, you know what I mean? How to partner and all that kind of stuff. And, yeah, that was, again, a whole new aspect of voice acting where I was, like, trying to go through different accents where I was, like, so, so, Bonnie, you coming down? I said, oh, maybe just a little bit calm, she said.

41:40 And it was just, like, trying to go between, like. And then sometimes I'd be talking Bonnie in an Irish accent. I'd be like trying to get it back. I'm like doing little phrases, trying to get back into like a southern accent. Oh my God. That's got to be really tough. Yeah. It definitely opened up a lot more of what I can maybe achieve in voice acting. So it was fun when I listened back and said, Jesus, that sounds okay. So it was a nice little proud moment kind of hearing it all. Yeah. You're, like, switching with your Irish flat cap and then your cowboy hat to. Get into character. Literally. It was literally that kind of concept. Wow. Oh, my God, this is great. And I just wanted to mention that it is written by Lindsay Rochelle.

42:23 Oh, yes. Yes, it is, yeah. Looking up, she reached out. So it was very nice. That's so cool. That's exciting. So she just, like, reached out to you and just had you in mind and. Just said, are you interested? I set up. An account on ACX, I think it's called. Yep. Yes. Yeah. And I kind of just, honestly, I forgot about it, to be honest. I think I have like one or two voice samples up there. I just, because whatever else, I just didn't have time to really try to do auditions right now. And I just got an email from her saying, listen, I know who you are. I've listened to your queen and I've listened to your voice and I just think Colin would be fantastic for you. And she sent me out this little audition and she was like yeah you're Colin it was like happy days.

43:09 Wow that's amazing you're Colin. Happy days you're Colin I am Colin oh my gosh nice to meet you ladies hopefully this is a this is the start of many audio books to come then for you. Please God yeah I'm in such a fortunate position as I said with Queen and even like just my older social media definitely the the audio book I'd have to be a bit more structured I think because I definitely did find myself on some days really struggling to find time to, to really put a lot of effort in my queen, put a lot of effort in with social media and the audio book. If I wasn't doing another audio book, I would definitely probably not edit it myself. It's just the editing literally took so long. I love the voice work, but I think for like a chapter for voice work, it probably took me maybe 20 minutes to voice the chapter. But it took me maybe an hour and a half or two hours to get it edited.

44:06 Just smooth. Yeah. And there was 41 chapters in it. Oh, Jesus Christ. There was a lot of edits. And now Duncan Brown, lucky enough, now is split. So Heather, I think, she's edited her own, which, thank God. And then I edited mine. So, yeah, there's a lot of work to do, absolutely. Yeah. But you can't stop. From where it is now and from... It being my first audiobook, it's going to be incredible. I can't wait. So, Davy, we went out and we asked some of your followers if they had any questions for you. And to say we received sackfuls would be the understatement of the century. So we edited them down.

44:52 There's so many. It took seven days to edit them down to a reasonable amount. So um they're all amazing there. Are you okay if we start a little question. It would be a pleasure all right from the red queen what do you like best about telling erotic stories. Oh um i just feel like the sense of achievement to just known that i can give people an escape to just feel good about themselves and i always say that about queen um I think it's just so important to be able to go to a place to feel vulnerable and not feel any sort of judgment. And I take such pride in my audios to be able to give a service. So that would be my top kind of achievement doing audios, especially with Erotica. Because again, it's a whole new sense of relief to a person that I can provide through my voice. So it's awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

45:55 All right. From Naomi underscore E underscore H. Davey, how many suits do you own? That's like, honestly, yeah. I would put maybe over 20. I've probably got maybe at the moment. Jeez. Yeah. I've really kind of just opened myself to a lot more expression-based clothing. I just like, I've seen a great quote there not too long ago, and it was, I don't want my best dress day in a casket. Oh, that's good. I was like, shit, like, you know, why, like, why? Yeah, like that just opened my whole expression. It's like, you know what, I'm going to start dressing fancy and dressing suits.

46:42 But yeah, so I just kind of use that kind of as an example. And I only kind of really recently got into like getting suits and old school clothing. Yeah. Then to also go out, I was only, I went out there not too long ago in, and I went out in like my suspenders and I had pinstripe clothing and we went into a bar and like, you don't really get that anywhere else unless you see it's like a wedding or ironically a funeral. Sure. So, so I was just out and this, I say he was about maybe 80, 80, 80 to 85. He was a tiny gentleman and I was at the bar and he walks over to me and he just tapped me on the shoulder.

47:22 And he goes, son, your outfit is absolutely amazing. It's like I'm back in the 50s. You're making me relive my old days. And I was just like, I was like, I'm trying to bring it back. It's like, keep doing what you're doing. And it was just like, it was cool little, you know what I mean? It was just a cool little interaction there. So cute. So yeah. About 20 suits, I'd say. And more coming. Are they bespoke or are they, you know, are they off the rack or bespoke ones? I'll have to mix. So I've got like a few. I've got two or three that are like professionally tailored. And then I've got just them. We have a suit shop down Wicklow. It's pretty, pretty like handy. So just go down and mix really and stuff.

48:11 Which side do you dress? Which side do I dress? Yes. Isn't that a tailor. Thing where they ask you which side you dress because they have to measure your inside leg. So they ask a gentleman, what side do you dress? I do, yeah. In other words. I was like, I thought it was a British ism. I didn't understand. I was like, even if I get dressed, I think that's, I feel like achieved. He's right though, isn't it, Davey? No, he is right, yeah. With men, when they get suits tailored, they have to, the tailor asks them what side do they dress because they will then measure the other side because their penis is the other side, hanging the other side. To some extent, yeah. Wow, my brain never, ever would have thought of that. It's not just suit shopping, it's a whole experience. I guess so. It is.

48:52 And moving swiftly on. The next question is from Vanilla Versam. What is something about the community that surprised you? They surprise me every single day, but in just such a positive way of just how much they give their time of day to me. I think that is just something that every day that kind of shocks me of just how much they... put their own personal life of trust to me I've had so many conversations with people just like from text messages and comments just as if they just feel safe saying anything to me and I just that is like again it just shocks me maybe in a sense of like They trust me in such a way. But it's all, of course, with good intentions.

49:45 And that's what just surprised me in just how supportive they are, really. It's unbelievable. Like, it is. Like, the community is absolutely incredible. Well, along the same lines, a question from Kathy Luna. Is there something your community loves about you that you just don't really understand why? No. Every bit of it, I think. My absolute shenanigans of just God only knows what I do and people love it. And again, it just comes down to that where I just feel so blessed to be able to be myself. And it has just created such a connection with loads of people. And I don't think I'll ever understand it, but I think that's the beauty of it.

50:31 I don't feel like I need to understand because people look at their own way and view my videos in a different connection of how they feel so i just literally embrace who they are what they want to achieve from being who they are with me so yeah yeah i just the way it is really. God you're so nice you're just genuinely nice you know that's what it is yeah genuine. Being nice costs nothing as they say. Facts that's true that's true All right. Next question is from Nicoleo. She says, you bring sunshine to so many people. What is something someone has done for you to bring you a ray of sunshine?

51:15 It's kind of just going back and forth from like me in the community, because again, like just them literally even taking the time to like my videos or again, the comments are just such a big part of my community now where I mean, no matter what I put up, they will leave a comment just to say, you know what I mean? Like, thank you for your smile. I've had a bad day and stuff. Like, I always try to say, I always make the remark in the comments is like, you motivate me just as much as I motivate you. And it really does be that way. Like, they give me such an inspiration to continue to be me because it has connected us all in such a beautiful way. Stuff like they, anyone that watches my content, my videos or audio is like, it's just that, that gives me joy. So it really does work both ways.

52:05 So it does. So it does. I know we're talking a lot about like, you know, you're kind of funny videos, the silly videos, the spicy videos, but like the inspirational videos too, where you have just like such powerful words, um, with some beautiful scenery that you're either hiking or, um, it really, I mean, for me, those are the ones that really hit for me that I'm like, I read them and I experienced them. I'm like, Oh my God, I feel, I do feel like I can have a better day or I can try something new. Yeah, it's super inspirational. It comes from the chain reaction of just, you know what I mean? I see something as well through a day, you know what I mean? And then I put my own perspective on it. And because I'm lucky enough to have a platform that I can maybe just write a few words to help people, I use that then. And, you know what I mean? But it starts off with me trying to find motivation as well for myself in a way. And I use that then to... feed off how I felt to other people as well. And it's just a beautiful position to be in where some of my videos then give people just like little kind of Kickstarter for the day. Like that's something that I take so much pride in. You know what I mean? I've had very, some serious conversations with people just out of the blue. You know what I mean? Sometimes I just catch a comment or I catch a message just at the right time and it can be just so... just a whole new level of vulnerability. And I've had some amazing conversations with people.

53:37 Yeah. Yeah. It's an overall balance with my videos and content, which I take pride in. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's so good. And for you to say, like, you're not a good, you know, that you can't write. You're a great writer. Yeah. Like, I don't know how you say that. Like, the beautiful work you write, I'm like, you can write. Yeah. I appreciate that. Yeah, I do. Sometimes I think in those moments, I really... fixate on it because it's like I'm talking to myself as well so I really like take pride I don't take pride in anything that I do but just I know how meaningful a deep kind of like quote or deep kind of passage can mean but it means so much because it means a lot to me and I get a lot out of that as well so I do take a lot of precautions in how I write them as well yeah you can.

54:23 Tell I know it's a very vulnerable ask but What does get you down? There must be points where you have to motivate yourself to, you know, and I get you're a ray of sunshine. Absolutely. The next comment, not question, was from Kylie the Stitch Martyr saying, thank you for giving smiles when life gets tough. You are pure Irish sunshine. But are there things that, you know, do get you down are there things where you do have to self-motivate yourself or or listen to what other people say to bring yourself out yeah. Absolutely i mean so i don't think i don't no matter who you are in this world i just think there's a there's so many different triggers in life nowadays that will somewhat have effect on you in in some capacity i don't feel like there's anything specific that kind of gets me down it's more so just sometimes i find myself maybe um I'm becoming a bit more mentally tired due to trying to find ways to portray my life in scenarios. But again, it just comes down to, I'm looking in a sense of where my life is now in the last two years and stuff. I don't want to spend ups and downs, but it's just from where I was maybe five, six years ago, I've just been able to really enhance my mentality in situations where I find myself. starting to become down or starting to find myself going to a bit of a hole I

55:54 am I'm so much less kind of scared when those situations happen now and that is due to like my past or whatever and learning to overcome some serious yeah dark places in my life so it's little things nowadays in each day life but again I think they're just inevitable but in a position where I don't find myself like really down or really low and again I've got Again, just the community and social media aspect, I'm lucky one of them people has said that social media is a very positive thing for me, which is, again, so unique and rare in its own sense. So I feel so lucky in that sense, so I don't really have to look far to make myself feel good, which is, again, I'm so blessed and grateful of the community that I have.

56:41 Yeah, because I think when I found you on social media, you were doing the walking. Yeah, yeah. So I really got back into the hiking there as well over this last couple of weeks as well. And that's where I find my full release. No matter how dark my life gets, the mountains are there, the mountains and me. Especially the Irish mountains. Jesus, that means stunning. Oh, absolutely. As I said, I always say I owe my life to nature and mountains. So I do. And they definitely show me the way when I find myself lost. Absolutely. That's a beautiful title for something that you just said, The Mountains and Me.

57:21 Yeah. That's a beautiful title. My autobiography. Yeah. There you go. Right? There you go. Yeah. And I too love to stumble across a surprise little bridge on my hikes. I really dare. I literally let my whole... soul, heart, just be free when I go on those hikes. And I would just be dancing in the middle of the trees. And as I said, I just find a river, I find a bridge. I just let my kids just embrace it. Like, enjoy it. Don't be afraid. Go enjoy it. And that's how I find myself a lot. You know what I mean? When I give myself those moments of just pure outer body, that's when I really appreciate of what life can give.

58:08 And that's when I really kind of come back if I find myself going down a dark hole and like that that's those moments as well that really. Makes me realize right going out on your hikes and the scenery that you see etc i think it wasn't the song where they say irish eyes are smiling is because everywhere you look in ireland is just the scenery is just it is. It is absolutely very grateful of the irish lands absolutely. Yeah Yeah, they're beautiful. The healing power of nature. You must get recognised. With the size of your social media accounts, you must be one of those people with a very distinctive look, non-anonymous. And do you get recognised?

58:48 Do you? It's funny you said that, to be fair. Luckily, I don't really head out much anywhere, really. I don't give myself the opportunity to run into a lot of people because I am a very kind of... When I go on hikes, I'm on my own. If I go out, it's only... maybe around my town and people know me my whole life around my town so they don't see me. see that kind of person they're just like how's it going Dave you know what I mean but I went to Bray there about two weeks ago and I was with one of my mates and we were just sitting at the bar and we were just sitting and this person just comes up by just sitting like on my side here and she just taps me on the shoulder And I was like, what's going on? Because I had been recognised before, but not in my kind of like close to my home.

59:35 Yeah. Yeah. And she's tackling the show and goes, sorry, but you're David Comerford, aren't you? Oh my God. Oh my God. And I was just, and I was sitting there, I was like, yeah, yeah. And she goes, and then it was like just this such an experience where it was like she saw like the most famous person in the world. Oh my God. went full starstruck like it was oh my god I'll never be able to review myself in that line I'm just like I just I'm just like don't it's just me I'm just Dave don't and she was just like I can't believe this is you I can't believe you're here and like I just asked her name and gave her a hug and I was like appreciate you and stuff and yeah we just got talking for a little bit and it was just a cool little interaction here.

1:00:17 I just thought with the size of your accounts, it's got to happen. It's got to have happened. Yeah, it was. It's happened a few times. I remember it was over in, I did the last two festivals I did. People would just tap me on the shoulder and be like, you're Davey. And yeah, one of the festivals even, I was just sitting there and they asked for a picture and all. I'm just like, what is going on? I'm like, all right. Like, what is going on? But again, it's just, I'm so, appreciative and privileged that someone thinks that they feel the need to want to come over and say hello which is pretty incredible so saying my comments i'll always make time for everybody that as much as i can 100 it's true though it really is i don't feel myself again as anyone that stands out alone it's like i'm in it just as much as all user yeah that's the way i see it so.

1:01:10 We don't have as many tattoos or as many bathrobes. I'll bring some towels. This is from NM6A. How do you prepare your voice for recording? I am very fortunate. I think I owe everything to the Irish. There is no, like, warm-up phase I ever have done or feel the need to do, I think. It's just, luckily enough, my Irish kicks in after the first second, and I'm lucky enough to... To just go with it, really. Basically, no pre-moans or pre- groans or top of the morning to you or something like that.

1:01:55 As natural as it comes. Oh my God. So no vocal warm-ups, nothing. You just go right at the boots. Just go in. The only thing I probably would do, maybe I read the first page of the script just to kind of get a flow or what way I can announce some things. But other than that, then it's just straight through. Like, one take all the way down, really. Wow. Jesus. Damn. Next question. Petite underscore fury or furry 80. Now that you have done audio erotica, has your perspective on women's erotic experiences changed? Yeah, absolutely. 100% in a way of just, like, I think feeling... the confidence in to portray my own way of thinking to, to make the female body enjoy as much pleasure as they can get really. And especially from a lot of script writers being female, they give a little more perspective on how it should feel or like the details that go into a script gives me a lot of more interpretation of like, Oh, this, this can work in real life. You know what I mean? This is a way that you, It then has opened my whole mindset of, like, taking pleasure in a completely different way, especially taking a female's body in perspective. So, yeah, it's completely made me appreciate a lot more of what pleasure can be for a woman, 100%, yeah.

1:03:26 I see. We are closing that orgasm gap one VA at a time. That's right. Yeah, it's fun. Orgasms are fun. Brilliant. we all deserve that orgasm. I don't know I don't have them very often yes then you better work on yourself yeah clearly I'm fucking joking Jesus Christ I don't even know how I see daylight some days. Your tagline your tagline is keep wanking keep wanking keep wanking exactly yeah that has never changed. There's definitely a few little toys out there so exactly yes.

1:04:07 There question from recca.s.m what is the most difficult part of recording audio erotica and how do you cope. With it again i'm lucky enough now to i feel very confident in doing audios because it's just so much freedom but as far as like difficult wise i think um trying to even think really I just because I have so much fun doing the audios where I don't feel like it's necessarily difficult anymore now don't get me wrong if we're going off but I can say maybe at the start I think like getting into the audio erotica part and what entails of the main part of that audio to create such a an immersion feeling to really connect the listener like it has to be on point there can't be any different rhythms that go off like that really was so difficult for me to get to get good at and, you know what I mean?

1:05:03 So where if I listen back, the sound of the impact would feel off with the exhale and something that I didn't take in consideration where like you can actually really hear that difference and it can completely take you out of the audio. So I'm like, okay, this, it's like a, it's like a music beat. You know what I mean? There's a rhythm, there's a rhythm to it and trying to learn my own way of giving that rhythm was the most difficult part. Like, what can make me stand out than just a simple fucking a moan? Whereas like, what is a Davies fucking a moan? So that was kind of like, and that was kind of like the difficult part at the start to really kind of give my audios the little bit of separation from other audios, which I hope I have became different. People will listen to that and be like, oh, that's Davies whimper.

1:05:56 That's Davies moan. You know what I mean? Yeah, but it does have that Irish twinge to it. Yeah, yeah. So lucky enough now I find like just so comfortable doing audios, but that was definitely the most difficult part there to master, let's call it. Wow. Well, I mean, what a journey you've been on since we spoke 18 months ago to now. I think I must have like only done maybe six or seven audios. You were very new. Yeah, you were very new. Yeah. And I think we just figured out that he was like our third interview. Yeah. So we're brand new too. Yeah.

1:06:36 Brand new too. Yeah. And look at us grow, as I said. Look at us grow. And I think we're 55 episodes now? 56? 55 episodes. 57. 57. There you go. 57 today. 57 dropped today, yeah. And you've got everybody. You know what I mean? You've dabbled with literally everybody. Reword that, Davey. We don't dabble. We don't dabble with our guests. Thank you. One thing we don't do. Boundaries and consent. Moan with your guests, whatever you want. That's right. We're all friends here, so don't worry about it. We are. That's right. Hey, we had a VA ask us to fake an orgasm. Yes, we did. That is actually interesting because obviously everyone's heard our orgasms but it would be interesting to hear other people's orgasms in a very respectful way, of course.

1:07:28 Yes, not in the same room. We were all on Zoom. It's recorded on our episode of our one-year anniversary. Oh, definitely. Our anniversary episode. Absolutely. And blame Orcus for that because he asked a question on our anniversary episode of Loving Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally and asked us to do Yeah, that's. A good one. Our sounds of orgasms. And then, if we did it, he was going to put it into an audio. Still hasn't done it. What a cunt. Interesting. Well, if he doesn't mind, I might rob the idea. Yeah. We'll just send you ours. You can just add them in wherever you choose. That's right. Screw you, Orcus. Yeah, fuck off, Orcus. I actually already have a scenario where I could use that as well, so.

1:08:09 That'll be fun. Of course you do. Of course you do. But yeah, it's been amazing to watch you from when we spoke to you before to now seeing everything that you're doing the the growth careful um and. Just got pretty big and do. You know what my favorite part of talking to you today is other than that um and your tattoos of is seeing exactly the same person sat in front of us now that sat in front of us 18 months. Ago yes yeah completely and i can't. Find i can't find a damn fucking thing wrong with. You and she has tried clearly throughout this.

1:08:50 She has she's it's been a mission and the mission has failed. Smudge's mission is found Davey has beat me. Davey what's your next tattoo? My next tattoo is actually my back which is finally needs to be finished that's kind of like I've only got about 5% left of my body to be done and I'm completely done. What are you going to do then? I can To be honest, I kind of will enjoy the rest. I kind of find myself now getting these last few done to really have to muster a lot of strength and mentality to go get it done. So I think when I do get it finished, I will be content of, right, this journey is done. Wow. I'm not saying that I will definitely get, like, touch-ups and things like that. I would just keep the body rolling.

1:09:37 But as far as, like, addiction-wise to it, again, I just think, like, I'm completed. And that's what I wanted to deal with when I first started on it. I'm just about there. Yeah. You know what else can be really painful and joyful at the same time? A nice little BDSM session. Mm-hmm. Same sort of high. Are you inviting him? No, I'm just saying it's something to consider when your tattoo journey is over and you can't have any more tattoos and you still want to get that high pain buzz, then there are other ways to do it. I'm just giving. I'm grateful that I asked for clarification because it sounded like an inappropriate invitation. I thought I thought you were going to say like start getting piercings everywhere that's what I thought you were going to say.

1:10:21 They're part of the they can be part of the BDSM so don't worry about. That right there you go. Exactly behind the cute little smile there is a little Davey Christian Grey in there as well don't get me wrong there is I definitely have dabbled in the sense. Of yeah you have Well, we did have an extra question, which was, what is one of your unexpected turn-ons? Unexpected turn-ons? I love a bit of everything, to be honest. But I love the idea sometimes of... Submissive has become a big thing, because I just have this persona of massive, and I could pick you up and pin you anywhere against anywhere.

1:11:11 Could you, let's discuss that further. How would that work? What would that specifically look like? He's like, yeah, I could. My bicep curls have paid off in more ways than one. Just shut up, because you just, no. Move on. I'm just answering the question. That's all I'm doing. So you're interested in dabbling a little bit more into the submissive then? Yeah, I think, again, just to give that person the satisfaction to kind of take... me down and just feel like they've conquered in the sense of just like six, four, two massive tattoo that turns me on massively. Yeah.

1:11:51 Yeah. See, I knew I'd find something wrong with you. You were submissive. There you go. Done. Done. It is in my eyes. Well, you wouldn't say that if I was dominating you. No, you're actually right. I mean, factually correct and accurate. Um, Yeah, Stevie's right again. Fucking, you're such a cock. Damn. God. I know I haven't played a game, don't worry. Yeah, yeah, realise that. I am a bit more experienced now since the last time we talked to me, that's for sure. Oh my God.

1:12:33 See, where do these interviews go? Where do these chats? They're like fireside chats over a cup of coffee and yeah. That's the beauty of it. Well, it's been another absolute pleasure meeting you, talking to you, and meeting Alf. And when the audiobook comes out, it just absolutely blows up and it opens opportunities and doors for you going forward. Appreciate that. Yeah, I mean, always a pleasure to have you in the studio, Davey. That's awesome. I've missed you so much. Oh, my God. You're welcome back any time. Talking to you it's like you know it's like a whole comfortability that I feel as well when I chat to you it's just like I'm catching up with best mates you know what I mean it gives that the way it's come across it's just very welcoming as well just miss my friends.

1:13:21 Elf misses you guys let's chat well thanks Davey and yeah good luck and bon voyage as. Always my lovelies till next time ladies yeah bye Davey bye Elf. Davy Comerford, back in the studios. Oh my God, I know. Oh my gosh. It was like he never left. Davy, Davy. Oh yeah, he's the exact same person, like personality-wise, that we chatted to a year and a half ago. But my God, he has so much going on now. How much good stuff. Amazing. Yeah, and how nice it is that we can have guests come back and just chat with us, just so we can see how their lives are going.

1:14:04 I love it. The difference between how we prepared for the first one to how we prepared for this one is chalk and cheese. Chalk and cheese. Chalk and cheese. All right. Thanks, Quintessence, for listening to our very first episode of Coffee with Quincast. We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. We would appreciate it, as always, for you to comment, rate us. It helps us reach so many more people. And we'll be back again with another great episode. But in the meantime, this has been Kazza. Your voice matters. This has been Jules. Go put those lips to good use. And this has been Smudge. Keep wanking!