S4 E55 - The Guest Game Compilation Episode

0:00 You're listening to Quincast, where we have chats about audio eratica and empowerment through desire. And we take you behind the scenes with the pros shaping the industry settle in. Things are about to get spicy and uncensored. As always, big love to our sponsor Betty of what Bettymade dot com. She makes amazing stickers and yes there's a whole quin cast collection made just for you. Cute, chaotic and dangerously easy to justify buying. Check her out at what Bettymade dot com. Hello Clitzens, Smudge. Here something a little different for our episode today. If you've ever found yourself crying with laughter during one of our Hit the Spotlight episodes, then this one's just for you.

0:50 We've gone back through the archives and pulled together some of our absolute favorite gay moments with the incredible Quinn creators who've joined us in the studio. From wonderfully chaotic answers to unexpected confessions and some seriously competitive energy, this is the very best of the madness that makes Hit the Spotlight so much fun. So sit back, turn the volume up, and get ready to relive the laughs, because it's game on and kicking us off. It's the newly ed game with John and AJ.

1:44 You're about to find out what I'm bad at. No, we made them easy. These are soft bars. We are labbing. You may have rested, well, we're about. To find out. You want to kick it off? Gentlemen? Are you ready? Yeah? Where was your first date? The lobby of a hotel in Glasgow? Yes, all right, hotel lobby. What was it like? I think we were that we were meeting a bunch of creators in a different location. But my hotel was next to a J's. And then I think I just messaged and was like, is this is happening as to a here?

2:29 Do you want to walk down? Was it a gentle handshake or was it a you know, two second hug, pat on the back, tap on the shoulders. I think I think it was. It was a very sort of very firm hug and little smooch. I think as far as. It wasn't like a bro hug good. I hate bro hugs. Like there wasn't any any performative back. If that's what you're concerned about, I. Would have been very disappointed in both of you. What did you first notice about each other? Well? I saw John's big smile as the as the elevator doors opened, and I saw it straight away. It wasn't like, oh God, the elevated where is he? The doors opened there he was stressed right away. But it did feel very much like we sort of already knew each other.

3:16 I think my perspective, which is really nice. It was just like saying hello to an odd friend. Yeah. I would say that my experience was really identical to that in the sense of there was no kind of like getting to know each other. Is that we all just like slotted into place and it was such like a wonderful like Yeah, I just felt so comfortable, and you know, it was just it was just a really nice group of people. So so butterflies in the stomach for both of you is what I'm hearing. It was really nice. It was really cool. You know, not only is meeting on Queinn unique in your relationship, but you've also decided to, I guess, kind of have an open marriage. We don't yuck anyone's young. So AJ, we've seen you around town with Tom York, John, you've been busy with Mersey. So who broached the subject for and how did you each feel when you learned of each other's boyfriend.

4:04 Well, I learned from comments on a live So that's like pretty heartbreaking. Yeah, I think it's more I would have minded if it not be for the person who it was. And then he's say, I totally like, I mean I did the same. Yeah. So you know, everybody's got like their list, right, people that you're sort of allowed to if you happen to meet them. Well, I'm going to give you a little secret here. Tom York is on everybody's every single person on earth, and if they don't. They should. My my favorite thing about this conversation is I'm just sort of imagining somebody who's like it's their first day entering into the world of Quinn. They've never they don't know the law, they've never listened to me, never listened to John put an episode of Quinn Cast, And I'm like, what the hell is going on here?

4:52 Right? We're going to move into some rapid fire questions? Boys, So here we go. What's a hobby your husband has that you don't fully understand? I don't know. I don't share. I don't share like the mechanical stuff, but I wish I could. And do you know and when we went on at Glasgow when we first met, there was something wrong with my car, and I asked you to look at it, which is quite bold of me, if I do say so. And you came and looked at it. You looked at it, and you said, oh, it could be this, and it turns out. It was and you were right, of course. Like I'm happy to take on the role of this person in the relationship, like one person has to do this, but I'm proud of you.

5:35 What's a hobby of John's that you're like, I want to learn more about that. I'd like to know more about the baseball playing, to be honest with you, because like I've been I enjoy sort of spectating baseball, but I've never played ever. I've been to a couple of games, like I've been to Friendwick Park and you know, I've enjoyed a couple of games up there and watched the Red Sox playing stuff. But I don't really know much about I know much about playing. Next question, All right, what is a word or phrase that your husband uses a lot very often. Or far too often? I'll see what I can think of. It's not a phrase, but John is such a lover and admirer of all the people in the world of like narration and voice acting and all those things. So like, he will always start telling me about people that I should know the names of, and I'm like, Oh, you're so and so so and so you know they did this thing. I'm like, John, I don't know who that is. We're always like waxing lyrical about these amazing people that he looked up to so much, and I'm just like, I just truly don't know who you're talking about.

6:42 I'm so sorry. I'm such a philistine in this world. I think it's so sweet though, because obviously such an admirer of the craft, you know, I think it's really really incredible, and I just I feel like I should be and you're making me look bad. All right, Before we get kind of like more serious and like deeper conversations, much as one final important question for the two of you, can I just. Say they forced me to do this duress dress and you'll understand. So, gentlemen, who is more likely to use the word cunt in an audio? Oh gosh, smudge, Look, did John ride away points towards husband?

7:24 I don't know the answer to that one. John does Yeah, I think it's you. I haven't done it yet, I think sort of. I've been sort of scared to but in the Ladies and I did pop it in for you because we'd had a conversation that you'd snuck it in and people like. That's what I was thinking of. It was in It was in that one, and I was like, I was trying to remember if it was me that I said it, if it was you, and it was me, it was me, said, well, there you go me. Then I guess. Let's lub up those throats, ladies for a little who's grew growl? Is it anyway? With Orcus? Auditory growl?

8:11 Is it anyway? So Ucus, we are going to play you six audios of growls and you have to identify which ones are yours by saying oh or no. Oh or no okay. They're very brief little clips a few seconds to see if you can recognize your own signature growls. No pressure ready, ah, that's how you get oh or no.

8:55 Oh? That's a no all right? And that's kind of clipped off at the air. Did did did he interrupt himself? And that was much She's trying to make it tricky for you. Oh, like it a little tougher because. You got the one right. I had to listen to hours of growls by the white listeners because and that's that's some tough work. I did it for you. You're such a saint. Thank you for sacrificing your time. Okay, growl number two, Oh oh. Oh that is that is a top tier growl.

9:36 And no, that's not mine. So that's another no. So we have two nos, ladies. He's get it right to that. Few times, just to make sure I got the right edit. Next one, here we go. Hm. I do love the the gravelly sort of uh like motor aspect of that, but no, that's not mine. I cannot fool this man. Next one. Mm hm.

10:16 Hm hm. Oh. Or no, that's a no. I mean that was Jules. That it was our first crowl ever. We're like, okay, yeah, he's gonna fall for that. I tried, I tried everyone. He did great, he did real great. You think you'll give a little bag? Could you use her? Could you? I think we have a blossoming voice creator in the making. Here you heard it here? Yeah? Alright? Two more. They may both be yours or neither of them maybe yours here we go.

11:05 Oh yeah, that's a no. That is an oh you got it? Ding ding? Okay, final one. He's getting them all man, that sounds like one hundred growls. That was like that was two growls over each other. Mm hmm. Kind of hard to tell you interesting. I mean, the only place I could think of where I might have done that in an audio was the Surprise Visitor audio. All ones in the depths of hand. I mean maybe I'm actually I'm actually kind of a question mark on this one.

11:49 All right, you gotta pick oh or no. I'm gonna say no, you got it right. That was chris Ya the growling and an only one and only we had Joey the vox that gray gentleman, Nick grizz jewels, all right, well done. Different creators have a different specialty of wear in the face and throat the growl is located. I found it very there is behind this, you know. Grizz is more of like a he likes more of a nasal growl, and I'm more of a throat growl, I mean, and then there's a spectrum.

12:34 What else did you hear in those growls? Like? Was it mostly nasal or throat. Did you hear others? I think it was a healthy miss mixture of both. Yeah, yeah, cool? Wow, how about it? I will be listening to the Queen audio growls. Right, knowledge is power. Time for a little snack break now with Midas and Candy or Randy. Now. I was told before we started recording that some Americans may not know the British term randy. Do you know minus what randy is?

13:20 I mean, I come from the era of Arson powers, so that's what makes me think of it. Yeah, do I make you Randy? Do I make you randy? Y? Yeah? Okay, great accents by the way, bit ricist, but yeah. No, I I am part British, are you? Yeah? So I've got the brit card. I can. I can do it. I don't have the brit accent card, but I've got the blood. It's in the blood Brandy. And for all of our listeners out there, in all our clitiens in Queen Castland, Randy is the British well known phrase for being horny as fuck.

14:05 Yes, do I'll make you randy? Baby? See better than I had to do it one more time? Yeah, as many times as you want, mind us please, So the premise of the game is because you go by the name of sweets on Quinn. Candy. In Britain we call them sweets, so candy or randy. So we are going to name six names or phrases and they are either candy or randy. So they're either sweets candy. Okay, they are phrases or words that are used for sexual terms.

14:46 Okay, well, I guess I need to I need to brush up on this since I'm a hell a British, I need to know these things even. More pressure at all. But the king is listening. I don't know if this hearing is that good. But we're a subscriber, right, I think he subscribes. He looks like the type of person that subscribes, goes to the old throne room and has a quick sherman. Sherman, I can figure out. I can figure out what that needs, even if I'm not British. We'll put it in the show notes for all those that don't know. Okay, what's the first one, Smudgie? The first one is sugar Daddy?

15:29 Is that or Randy? I mean it would make a great candy name, but as we all know, sugar Daddy is a Randy terminology, it is, but. If he's also a candy. Genuinely candy came at first? Yes, you might just be a little young for it. It is. It is an American caramel chocolate bar. Yep, and it's terrible. I was not aware. Okay, sugar Daddy, I need to I want to have that, like in a little candy bowl at my house, like you know, for like guests when they walk in. Did you like a sugar Daddy.

16:11 White to read them all out my desk? You can want them? Okay, No, that's a good idea. Actually, I love that. Cow's I read the next one? Okay, titties. Candy or Randy? Did somebody actually like venture to do the branding for titties? Is that a thing? What do you think. For the sake of like wholesome culture, we're gonna say, Randy, I hope that it's just it's not a candy, is it? It's okay, it is not a candy yet I just put it on there to make me say it.

16:59 I did. That's one of my favorite words, titties. Oh yeah, well, jewel stas the next one's even better. Okay, let's hear it. Combucket, No, there's no way you'd be surprised. I mean, I'm not going to give any any clues away. So what do you think. I mean? That would take so much audacity to like name a candy company. Doesn't have to be a British or American or English speaking country. These could be like you know, you know what though to call myself out like look at me clutching my pearls about all of these candy names and my audios are like the dirtiest exactly. Oh yeah, like I forget because in my waking life, I'm just like, hi, oh, chickens, puppies, So how dare I? So let's just say candy.

18:00 Thank god, I'm really glad about that one too. Oh God, I get the next one. I can read it. Okay, the next one is. That fresh. That we'll just say candy because I could see that being some like kind of Australian thing. It is candy Australian and sounds like oh no, I'm not going to do an Australian. No, perfect. Yes, that is a candy and it is a type of mint from Japan.

18:43 Okay, yeah, it's supposed to make your dge taste fresh. There's There's two things in life that I wish I knew how to do. One of them is dougie, Like, teach me how to dougy, and it drives me fucking crazy. It's a dance, you know what. It's like a dance, and I'm like a good dancer, and I'm really upset that I don't know how to douggie and it just makes me even more of like. I don't know how to douggie either of mind us. So we're two non duggie and people together. There. What's the other thing? Like, I'm decent. I'm decent with accents that I can't do an Australian accent for the life of me, and it bugs me. Those two things in life I wish I knew how to do, but I might resigned to not never knowing.

19:25 Well, you just did. That was good. Thank you. I'll give you something else to impress people with. Ready, if you say, with an American accent, rise up lights, it'll sound like chezer blades in Australian. Go ahead, say it, rise up lights. Nope, see rise up lights, rise up lights? Now, rise up lights. My gosh, that was perfect. And if you say beer can in any accent. It sounds like jim I for Bikon. Yeah, can you can't? Right, I'm learning so much right now, that's enough patois for the day for me or else I'm gonna look like Chat Hanks.

20:10 Yeah, Joe's you got the next one? It's mine. No, I just don't want the next one right, this is the second to last one. The pain will be over soon, okay. Candy or Randy Juicy Squirts? Yeah, I could see, yeah, I could see like some wholesome older person not having a dirty mind, being like, do you want some Juicy Squirts? And then they're like, you know what I mean, like them not being totally clued into like how that sounds because they're really wholesome people.

20:51 So I'm gonna say, Candy, it's. Actually a really famous brand. I don't know if it's an American brand. It's mine now. They do like Bassetts, but bassets and wine gums, Maynards. It's it's really quite a big brand in the UK. And I had never heard of Juicy Squirts, but yeah, juicy Squirts. Oh yeah, that was some old grammar that like didn't know any better. I guarantee I want to go to an old people's home and hands around the juicy squats? Is that like our version of gushers in the United States? Do you have gushers over? Oh yeah, totally. That's like a candy randy sort of question.

21:33 I mean yeah, yeah, oh yeah, totally in the category right. Like a squirter it, I mean yeah, it literally does. When you put it in your mouth, it squirts. Yeah. Yeah, I've had people like that. Joe was the last. I'm next, all right, the last one is minge. Oh yeah, minge is a randy term. Just like that, just so confident boom boom done done. You're right, Yeah, you're right, it is. Why do they blush reading that? I've heard that word a million times from use mudge?

22:16 I know what it is, but like in what context do people use it? Yes? Like when is it used? Mudge? When is it used? Explain? But do you know one of the one of the big things that it's used for in the UK is when you don't shave. And of course there are many many vaginas out there, hair or no hair, all good ones, but it's used if you've got a hairy okay, you got a hair in a derogatory way, or is it used like it is quite a young person's term. It's like what they would call, you know, the minge. It's a bit hip, but it's it's not a normal terminology.

22:56 If a lady has a hairy downstairs. It's quick you say it. If they thought it was hot or no, no, probably not. It's it is. It is probably slightly the derogatory of yeah but minge. Well, thank you mins for playing playing our lovely queen cast game. Thank you very much. Thank you did very well. Actually you did. Better than I thought. I thought I threw some proper curve balls in there, but obviously not. Yeah, we have. We're exploring vernacular and candy and horniness in a way that humanity never has before, and for that we should call ourselves pioneers. Oh, don't be cast. Into a box, will be We're too big to be in a box.

23:38 You know. Oh, don't make me do another Austin Powers reference. Where I go, How did I get in this box? He's in a nutshell. I'm in a nutshell. Help, I'm in a nutshell? How did I get into this nutshell? Oh? People are going to think we've got another British team member. Take a seat in the waiting room. Clitizens, the doctor is in the house. It's time for a little moan or grown with doctor rapture. So, based on your doctor history and your clear credentials of being a real non doctor training, we are going to play you seven sounds and they are either a moan or surprisingly enough, a groan.

24:32 So that's all you have to answer. Mona, grown Are you up for it? I'm as ready as I'm going to be here we there, we go. Okay, we're going to talk through it. I just I saw like it was like an like a N sixty four graphics like Laura Kraft pushing a stone was pretty much what I got. So she would be groaning. Nice, singing, you are good. I look at you. Sharing the thought process too, Please keep it please okay. Number two.

25:13 Like a heavy metal type nineties animation sex scene. I feel I'm moan. It is a moan. It is a moan, and it's your moan. You. I was like, if they play anything from my audience, I'm fucked. All right. That's only one maybe maybe none. Number three is it a moan or grown? Here we go. Kind of like a like what uh, who is it? Tom? Or Jerry Tomcat when the cat would get his hand like with a mouse trap. You know, I can't be it's gotta be a grown I. By the way, I still don't know the difference.

26:00 Just say. We're going ground. That's I'm gonna say it confidently. Absolutely, you got it, got it? You have a rubric or are you just it's just whatever we chose to label him as. Yeah, Oh you're visuals. I'm getting such great visuals for you explaining, Oh yeah, your method behind it figuring out if it's a moan or a groan. By the way, amazing. But I can picture Tom with his hand and then. Just like it was so raw, you were like, God, that man hurt himself and they tried. Number four. Ready it feels moany.

26:45 I was immediately I thought you said you didn't. Difference I got I'm kind of just going with my guy. You know, I wonder if it's easier to tell whether it's a moan if it's from a female, then it is a moan from a man. I think I'm what I'm what I'm starting to get is there's like a percussive element to groans, and I think it's just because of the way the word starts as a post moone's such a smooth word, you know, and groan has that like that like little curb right in the front of it before you get on with it. So I think, I think that's what I'm getting from it. Ookay, you go know, scientific on a dock. I love it, clearly. I have a science kink because that was amazing.

27:28 Yeah, I'm just start calling you Doc Brown from Back to the Future pretty soon. So oh and you take your g and you put it in free yes, oh my god. Right, number five? Okay, that might that sounds like it could have been a familiar voice, you know. I see this and now I'm backing down because it was slightly percussive, but it was like tonally, it kind of stayed the same, you know. There wasn't a lot of like variants in that, which feels moany to me, like a sustained tone feels like a moan to me. Ding ding ding. There is no falling this doctor. That was you, Doc, that was you. I'm extremely convinced you're just telling me I'm right every time.

28:11 Generally, we don't like gess gaming right all the time because that means that means that that cast and Joels will have a go at me because it was a rubbish game to play. It's too easy. Yeah, just two more. Here's one ooh ooh ooh oohing's gotta be moaning, right Like I wouldn't say all moans are oohs, but all oohs are moans. It's kind of what I'm do you groan when you ouh like if you like, is that a grown if you're. No other way? I don't know. What do you think, Doc, I'm gonna say it's I'm gonna say it's a groan because it sounds like she's stubbing her toe.

28:52 It's out of my head. What do you think? Tells me. It was? Yeah, that was much. And Doc, you're so right. She was literally jumping around in a room holding her toe. Yeah, were you like stepping on a lego or stubbing my toe? And this is the sound I would make. Yeah, okay, wow, this is which we can do this for ninety. Minutes, right, all right? One more? This is it? Yeah? So you know the moments after you go out, like you've had a bunch of drinks at a bar, you go outside, you you're you're tracking is off by like a day it is a full moon, and you start to transform after you kind of shake off, like you rip the clothes you have, you have the elastic pants though, and then that's the moment where you're like becoming the werewolf. I feel. So that's a groan.

29:57 I mean, damn, that's seven for seven. That's seven for seven, and I mean he got me. I mean that was that was a tough one, I thought. But yeah, that's that's that's impressive. Not all like you're s processed. It what a great podcast. Can't wait to hear it. Ones at the ready, Criticiens, It's time for a little spell or smut with Hector M.

30:38 Are you happy to play without me? What it is? I think i'd I'd be a pretty poor sport if I said no. So I'll say yes. But I also would love to know the rules. Okay, the rules are that the we're going to read out some names and they are either going to be spells or smut terms used in erotic audios. Okay, it's spells from from a whole. A myriad of games. So D and D B R B T T. At this point, T G I S T T.

31:21 Yes, So they are from actual games. Okay, I did my research, so you found them. Yeah, absolutely, I apologize they're so sure gamers don't know I should have done. So here we go, lad, here we go. The first one Dirk's impressive tool? Is that a spell? Or smart? That's that's that's actually tough that I mean, it sounds a lot like so if it's smart, it's from that sor little line taken.

32:03 From some erotic audio. Okay, I'm going to say it's a D and D spell. Oh, you are correct, it is. It is. I don't know what I'm about to say next. It is a second level level spell. Yes, yeah, I actually play. I do play D and D most not every week because we're adults and we have a schedule that it's hard, but I have I keep in contact with my a lot of my friends from Brighton. We played D and D most weeks. But I'm not a big spell caster, so you might be might be lucky catch me out on those. Okay, well you got the first one.

32:44 That I wish that was Smirt because I'd like to meet Dirt because apparently he has an impressive time. It's also as well because Dirt I mean Scottish name but it's also a Scottish type of dagger or sword as well, which kind of doubles the entendre that. Dirk's impressive dirt. Oh good one. She keeps on giving. Number two locate the glitteris Is that a spell? Or is that a smart interest? That's not real, is it not? I mean some men may in fact need a spell to help them do that, but I think that might be from uh smart, I'm gonna say smart on this one.

33:35 That's a spell? What game is that I want to play? Level barred whatever that means. I have no idea what that means. And this is in the This is fantastic. I mean this is in the base game. Because if it is, my dungeon master has been hiding all the good stuff. I think I have. I think I have some. All you all you Bard's writing dastardly home Bruce spells out there. Genitalia. I mean, I couldn't believe it either when I read fantastic. Okay, it's a really good one. At least it's first level. That means even the lowliest bards can can find it. Yeah, it's not a lot behind years of study, and it would be.

34:20 A disappointing audio of someone in the erotic audio. It was like, I'm going to look at this. That's the entire twenty minutes. The entire twenty minutes. I have never wanted to play D and D anymore than I have, Right, I bet you do? All right? Ready for the next one? Yes? All right? Is this a spell? Or smut orgasmic vibration? Core? Uh? We've given them to. Your hector, giving them you really are And you know what, this is actually a really good thing to warn me up because I'm I'm not good at getting things wrong, so this is real good practice for me to just chill out. And and you know, first section, right, I'll say, I'll say, I'll say spell again, stick a spell?

35:12 You are correct? Yes, it is a third third level bard. It's always the bards, those horny bards. What what is it? A bard? I put Shakespeare is a bard? Is that? What is it? And so they're kind of a you'd be in your role playing, you'd be more of a character who's a face character, so you'd be doing a lot of kind of persuading and performing for people as well. But you can also cast spells normally through your instrument. Oh, but I'm also I am fairly sure some of these are homebrew. I'm not sure these were written out. I'm not sure these are from the original seventies or sixties or whatever it was written there.

35:52 Yeah, I don't think it was a very recent one. Maybe this is why there was all that, you know, satanic panic with it in the in. They can't teach our children where to find the clites. That's good, that's a. Perfect answer to perfect. Next next one, Hector, Here we go, sexual Nerd. And we're not talking about. You, about every single person on this podcast, God, sexual Nerd. That that's I'm saying. That's smart. That not rall spells.

36:36 Give me one. I mean, we just we're just moving them around. There might not be any smirts. You're absolutely right. That was a fifth fifth level cleric oracle spell. No brilliant. Okay, Okay, do you know anyone who is a D and D found right right right in about this one? If you've you've stumbled on some someone on Tumbler's homebrew spell collection, Brady Brady got. A D n D section. Leave it to smudge to find that. Okay, Well, next one, magic cock.

37:19 Uh, do you know what. I'm going to say, how did you cast that as a spell? I'm going to say spell again? Finally, Yes, it was actually in. Two Quinn audios, the phrasing magic cock. Magic, What a tag? What a tag? Which audience? You didn't tell us? Who said it? Oh? Do you know? I can't remember? But I will put it in the show notes. It belongs to Greg. Yeah, Greg, Greg is not magic Gregg. I guess A thinks he has one. That's why he's an asset. Okay, two more, all right, we're on the home stretch.

38:05 All right, ready, here's the next one. Nipple worship something that should be in everyone's day to day life. Absolutely absolutely, I. Mean I'm gonna say smart. It sounds like a tag. It is into the tags square bracket, nipple, nipple worship, close, square bracket. Yeah, they were over a hundred tags of nipple worship. Oh good, wow, that's that's should there be more? There was none in yours, hector. I'm just throwing it out there. Come on, it's because I'm not you know, I don't. I'll worship the whole, the whole bread, you know, I don't need.

38:46 To pick out just the nipples. Everything is good, everything. Yeah, great answer, great answer. You can't. You can't see me sweating. It's not like aerola worship. Do you know what they called you what they call the ariola in German nipplehorf, which means like the nipple court, which why really nipple court of thorns and roses. That's the last one to you, okay, the last one spread open. That sounds. Like it would be too situational to be a spell, and if it was, it sounds like there's not enough consent if you're casting a spell for that's I'm going to say smart.

39:36 Hopefully I can totally. See where you would say that. But now, come on, Hector, it's a second druid. It's a second druid spell. Hector. Are you calling yourself a gamer or not? I am, but I'm I'm going to defend myself by saying I don't think these are definitely not in the regular game. I mean, actually, to be honest, I haven't played boulders Gate three, and if this is not, even though I did do in a starring audio, you know. I love it. I know a starian. I know that that guy who plays him, Oh my god, he's amazing. Neil Diamond diamond, not Neil.

40:19 Or nor Neil Young, not one of these. Spread open. I mean, that's a bit lazy to use a hole spot. Come on, putting some putting some elbow grease through straight. To legs with it could be anything, could be a gate, trees, it could be the mountains. You know, we went deep dark. We're doing a sandwich. We did. But I think I think what we've been, what we've been, what we've been served up before, you know, locate glitterists, you know, really set the tone for the spells that we're going to be flying. I love that. I'm going to go to the next convention and just go look, keep the. Thank you so much, a big thank you, thank you for preparing that.

41:03 So many comments, so little time. But let's see if Alice can remember hers and guess that comment. And it is literally as simple as that. We like simple games here. So we are going to read out a comment from one of your Quinn audios, and you have to name that Quinn audio. So are you are you happy to play? I'll do my best. Yours. Would you like to read the first one out?

41:43 I would love to because it is an amazing comment. Okay, someone get me vibrating panties and put me on a bike with this girl right the fuck now motorcycle emoji at the end. Okay, that's my first audio and I can't remember the name of it right now. Too much kaffy if yes, you got it for wow, your very first one. Let's go for a ride. One for one, great job? Nice all right? Past number two Marvel Cinematic Universe level Quinn Easter eggs, I don't know, can you? And the chuckle and the fuck you took me out?

42:32 Oh my god? Uh that has to be probably double booking. Yeah, that was gonna throw you. I think you're going to get that one. It was, Oh the fuck you that got it? Okay. Next one is. This is what we mean when we say we want our husband's to have boyfriends. Sharing is caring. Oh my god, listens to her. Own audios, which is where you listen. To them. Sometimes. Yeah, yeah, that was beautiful.

43:12 All right, good, Next one, here we go. I swear I go up five more gay levels every time I encounter a brady girl getting off when she shouldn't be and then giggling unapologetically about it, and then two heartfaced emojis. Not sorry, Yes, all right, I thought these harder than that. Apparently I feel like I've let listeners down. I feel I've let you down. You've definitely let Alice down. I don't let myself. God, Cassie got the next one, okay, Alice ready?

43:54 Yes, Cas, massages are my love language. Thank you, Alice. Pambrier pay. Oh you're good. Wow? Right then, Analys, We've got the last one for you. And this is a tricky one. Gird those loins and get ready. This is everything, the singing at the beginning, the nervousness, the little STIPs of information you shouldn't know and frantically covering it up, the expansive eclipse law, the sweetness and softness in your voice, the desire, the care.

44:34 Actually one of my favorites of yours ever. Cute. Get your gym gear on, clitizens, It's time to get sweaty with Davy Cummerford. As we play exercise or sexercise. So we're gonna say, we're gonna say a term and you have to tell us is it an exercise term or is it a sexercise term? This could be a lot of bote.

45:15 Really maybe spoiler alert, Maybe. I won't be around the Bushlet still still all right, ready, yeah, this is exciting. Still. So the first one is rim shot, rim shot, rim shot? You see you could is this? This just proves my point, right, this could go for boat because there is a tame cud a rim shot. Okay, but sight away because my life is now quinn, I've just gone straight to a rim just like you know, shot with a water or something. Is it? Are you going to go with sexercise or an exercise with a rim shot?

45:55 I have to go first exercise A suppose you could make a creatives. Okay, that's wrong. Sorry, So this is actually genuinely like it's an exercise. Yeah, yeah, right now we understand the game. Yeah, we haven't made this up. This is no. Is yeah okay, no, but this was good. That was good. That was actually this exercise. Brain is informal right now. All right. The next one is groiners, groiners. I have to say, good way, hold on growing See if I don't know these as an exercise is kind of making my career. Look, I don't know about anything really, judgment Okay, let me.

46:38 Just let's just say a caveat here. We knew how skilled and talented and knowledgeable you are about this world, so we had to dig deep for ones that we hopefully you wouldn't know. So where you dig deep with this one. Went into parts of the Internet that nobody ever goes and shouldn't. You have literally broken to shovel. That's how far you have, right growing us. I believe that could be an exercise. O. Wrong, it's a it's a stretch that targets the hips, glutes, and hamstrings. Stretch. You're bringing stretch exercises into it.

47:19 I know so sorry, so rude of us. Zero for three. The next word is shaft. Not the movie. It's not the movie. My god. What exercise could be called shaft? It can't be three in a row. I'm gonna have to say exercise or no, no, no, no exercise. My own brain's going against me. Here, you got it, you got it, You are correct. Come back come back stories. Witness the comeback story. Comeback kid, come back. The next one is hang snatch.

48:00 Oh, hands snatches an exercise. Oh we knew that right away. It is the comeback stories. Here we go. Okay. The next one is hymen. Okayymen. I'm leaning more so towards I don't know what I lean on to be honest, whatever I'm leaning on has fallen. I have to say, maybe sexercise. You got it, you got it? That wasn't I guess? Sorry, you got it? Ryman exercise, I'm sweating.

48:40 Money sweats, good sweat. All right, so I think sorry, just in case our listeners didn't know, hand snatch is Olympic lifting, Yes the way, Sorry, I forgot to mention that. All right. So the next one is load and explode. Load and explode. I think you've actually used the fris in one of your QUI probably you're going to after that. Exercise or exercise. I just like load and load and explode would be more of like terminology of an exercise. I would say if it was a user, like load the bar explode to the fee. But you could say that you could say that in an eaton.

49:22 Really no, you'd think that wasn't part of the game. I'm not about to explode, you know what I mean? So i'd say freaking ago exercise. So ish, So yes, it is actually both so yeah, so I'm I don't think I need to explain for exercise, why load and explode is called load and explode. No, let's go dumb. But no, Well, it's when so, but in exercise, it's a I'm gonna read verbatim, a movement pattern in athletics where muscle or body part is first loaded with tension by moving into a slightly stretched position, then rapidly explodes out of that position to generate maximum power.

50:09 That sounds more sexercise. Than it really does. As I was reading it. As I was reading, like, hang on a second, I mean that was so impressive, Davy, because you really got both. Like you described what it was exercise as you're thinking through it, I'm like, he exactly knows what that is. But then boom, also exercise impressive. Actually, do you know what I'm talking about? Oh my god? Yeah, all right. The next one is let me INDs. Let me ends. Have fat. You have gone down to have wokened the ball rock in the minds of Mario. That's how deep use have gone down. What a great lord of the rings reference You know me, you.

50:51 Know me, Let me ins like I just like I'm picturing myself as a pet and I'm just sitting there with my pet, like let me in, just like, just let me in. You have to do something, let me in. I can't say that. He actually has a good take with the Irish because they do put an S on the end of a lot of words. Let me in, yeah, absolutely, no letter exercise or exercise. Where do you go? Let me in some sexercise? Please? Please? Really? Yes, when you're begging, which can say maybe ex sexercise? No, sorry, it's a rowing exercise rowing, ye, yeah, yes, next.

51:42 One, well we are sorry. Three and three for three three three three three three three. I need to win this. No for three. You are winning. You're winning, but you're winning up to this point. Maybe, Okay, this is a tough one. Oh god, the Holtzman kink, the Holtzman hyphen kink. Exercise or sexercise. Whatever it is I want to try. I think I already have. Sexercise has to be sexist. Yeah, clearly some just tried it.

52:22 Do something. Do you have any idea of what. It could be? Actually not a clue. I'll tell you. It's a vibrator. It's the name of a very popular vibrator. Yes, I love that. I've never heard of it. Christmas present list sort Yeah, just. Like there's like all vibrates have like different names. It's not like, yeah, there's different style names. Is the name of the guy and it was a guy who invented it, the Holtzman. The. Holtzman kink King kind of gave it away, to. Be honest, I know, right, see what I thought that would steer you like? That was too obviously going exercise. But as I said, just took the bait.

53:04 Yeah, nice Davie, Right, all right. I see what you did. All right? Well three, pat at your own game with this next one. All right, stiff leg good morning. Oh, good morning. I know that was very well. Oh okay. I love a good stiff leg ord, and I love a good morning. It is great for the hamstrings and glues, to be fair, So you know you have the part to play. So you're going with I'm going to go for an exercise. You got it, sir, You got it. You really got it, Like okay, a straight leg morning stretch for hamstring and lower back. As our professional has already stated.

53:49 They are very good. All right, So you are what do we have? Six three six three? Okay six two. Three three three? I love it. Okay, Bar slams, oh yeah, medicine bars slams. Love them, you know what I mean. I'm sure there's a kink out there. Yeah, I'm sure there is, but if leaning towards it's an exercise, we would. Go with both both so which you kind of knew, but yes both, you know. We'll just leave it there, bar slam and finally smudge.

54:31 The last one is are we ready? Yeah? Mm hmmm screamer. I have been called this several times. Soul voice, but stop misleading him. It might not be. I might be good at sports. You don't know psychology, you know, right, I mean, would we be that sneaky dan? Listen, Smudge lugs. Smudge will fuck with your head. So I've already sucked with hers, so you know she yes, you, it's fair enough to get me back. Lots of fucking going on. It is the quick Cast. It's true. This actually isn't a fitness podcast.

55:13 Yeah, we definitely. Right. I have to say exercise. It can actually be boy screamer obviously in queen terms, Queen cast terms, is a smudgie, you're just gonna call it a smudgie, or it's when a baseball batter hits a line. John York would know about. All of this. I was just thinking about that batter hits a line. D what's a line drive? A scream? Yeah? I get you actually, but that's rounders and baseballs out of my legs. That's a very American term. So smudgy A line drives when the better hits it and goes straight down the infield's yeah, it's hard and fast. The well, David, you.

56:02 Did very well. I gotta say you, what seven to four I think was the final score? Well done, Queen cast have turned on the seat belt sign. So take your seat clitizens and join us four Frequent Flyer Miles with Miles cross. Hazard. Do you want to tell them what the game is right now? Okay? The game is called Frequent Flyer Miles. See what we did there? See that? I see you've going to my loyalty program.

56:45 It was going to be called the Miles High Club. I know I was toying between the two of the Miles or Miles High Club, but I went with this one direct. Okay that that sounded really. Went with this one, did you? We're going to give you a fascinating sex fact and you have to tell us which country you would have to use your Frequent Flyer miles to get to. You'll have choice of two, so fear not, it's multiple choice. Yes, okay, so you'll wait, hold on, you'll tell me. It's sex fact fact. Oh Miles, cheeky, you can tell you just recorded your Quinn audio. All I've got a I've. Got a one track mind. So the sex fact. And then I get to choose which country I go to based on yep.

57:32 Okay, which country showed the first ever naked body on television? Was it the United Kingdom or the Netherlands? I want to say the Netherlands, So there's just something about I just feel like it's a little bit more promiscuous. But I'm going to go with the with with. The United Kingdom because I feel like they had a more robust, you know, TV system before that, before the nether Ones. Yeah, was it the Netherlands? God, I should have trusted. Okay. In nineteen sixty seven, the Dutch experimental show Hope La featured a female model who moved a broadsheet newspaper aside to reveal her complete nakedness.

58:15 Wow, right, it's amazing. Nineteen sixty seven. Okay, all right, what country has the highest STD cases per capita? Is it the United States or Japan? I would say the US. I feel bide my neighbor up north. The United States consistently ranks among the highest and developed countries for chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis. At least we're going to be good for something from Canada. We have plenty of common just. Just throw them down over the border. Question number three miles what country would you fly to if you wanted to see the first ever condom?

59:01 Is it Scotland or Egypt. I'm gonna go with Scotland. It's just a you know, it's just a gut feeling here. It's Egypt. Ah, it's Egypt. Evidence suggests the first usage of condoms was in Egypt for protection against disease and pregnancy. Exactly what it is now. That makes so much sense. One of the oldest civilizations and they were coming up with tons of stuff, and that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, can I take that back? Sorry you didn't like that. Smudge's hint pointed due to the wrong answer, because that's s much. Yes, I didn't want to say anything, but she struggles.

59:41 During the games to just zip it and let the guest answer. You go two seconds and she's gotta like throw a hint. She doesn't. She's never thrown someone off track intentionally, so I don't know what that says about you, Miles. It's okay, sure, okay, thank you. Somebody's on my side. A Canuardian, thank you. You just stay here, you're saying, could go anywhere. Except American refugees, many of you. All right, what country would you have flown to if you wanted to visit the country that searches for vibrators the most online? Is it Australia or Denmark? I'll go in Denmark. Uh yeah, Denmark led an online searches for all sex toys.

1:00:25 See that was me just trusting my blink intuition, my gut. I'm just like you know, Denmark, and there you go. That's what we want. That's it, all right? Can you do it for this next time? Come? All right? This is a really good one too. What country would you fly to to have the most frequent orgasms? Is it Germany or Norway? That's really tough. So the most frequent orgasms, like like in a week, like like. Say in a day. Yeah, and he's not my not my house on drop It's fine. I guess. You know, it's quite cold in Norway. You know, I'm sure people are snuggling up in bed quite often. But there's just something about the Germans. I'm going to go to Germany.

1:01:12 Start, you know, following your gut miles. I know, well, listen, it's one rate, one wrong. That's that's how that's how I'm doing it. That works. I'm inconsistent. So we've got the final question for you, Mark. Okay, here we go. I'm happy, here we go. What country would you have flown to experience the first ever orgy? Is it Italy or Greece? I would say Greece. I'm going to stop you right there. It's correct, change and go back to the one you didn't think it is, but you're going to say it anyway. So no, it is Greece because the word orgy comes from the Greek orgia, which means secret rights or passions.

1:01:54 Okay, I knew that. See, you didn't expect to come on cast and be educated. I yes, I think I can leave now. That's great because we've got lots. I've learned what I needed to learn, but we have not I'm like, honey, do you know where the word from? You know you're going to use that as a little trivia question. Oh yeah, absolutely. Do you want to beat Norway in the most orgasms or Norway. Quinn cast Mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest game of all? Why behold the beauty? Of course, So let's play the game, shall we? A thing of beauty?

1:02:48 Number one reality series pairing supermodels with average Joe's in a dating competition. Oh crap, it wasn't called that, so remember beauty in it? Oh God, wasn't there a show called like average average jos or something that doesn't have beauty in it? Though? Was this? Where was it like broadcast? Because I feel like. It was an American show. It was an American show. And to give you a little bit of a clue, they paired them. They paired very, very beautiful women with geeks nerds. Is that really a clue or is that just a fucking answer?

1:03:30 Oh? Was it? Beauty in the geek? I mean, you pulled that one out of the air. How did you kill that? Had no idea. All I could think was Average Shows, which is the show the friend of mine used to watch. That was what kept just jumping to the front of my mind. And I'm like, do I know another show with that premise? Okay, thank you for the assist. You're welcome, all right? Second one, Kevin Spacey plays a suburban dad going through a midlife crisis and he falls for his daughter's friend American beauty. Hell yeah, I got it. That iconic image with the rose petals.

1:04:11 Yeah, Can I just say I did try to recreate that. And I laid in a bath, got a load of rose petals, and I was waiting for my partner at the time to come home from work, and I was just going to be laid there in the bath, you know, like strategically placed with all of the roses and whatever, laid home from work. I was fucking freezing. So I like got out, Lawrence. I was like, god, fuck you. I was trying to be romantic. What a prick? How dare dere? Yeah, but you did get that one right, Well, don't be thank you, thank you for too. The next one, number three, Whoopy Goldberg goes undercover to take down la drug dealers in this nineteen eighty seven action comedy.

1:04:53 Oh my god, I love what be Goldberg too? Like sister act is like my gem? Oh my god, Yes, I honestly I nothing. I can't apologize. Well, Be, I love you, but I got nothing. In her defense. Three people will now go and watch this movie because it is excellent and it's called Fatal Beauty. Of Fatal Beauty was the name of the drug. And it was it was fatal that's. Oh my gosh. But I was like, does smuch think that's how fatanyls spelled? And I'm British not stupid.

1:05:33 Okay. Number four all right, an autobiographical novel told from a horse's perspective. Is that Black Beauty? Yes? All right? Number five classic grim story where beauty sleeps until awakened by true love's kiss. Oh could that be sleeping beauty? I was so hard. Oh my gosh, I need to pull that out. Man. I didn't know if I get that, although can I can? I just say there was no consent in this movie. She was asleep and he kissed that. I mean, come on right, I mean everything, even in fairy tales especially. Wasn't she like sixteen or something?

1:06:18 Oh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean. Disturbing, a little bit disturbing. But then snow White was the same. Wasn't she like fourteen she was supposed to be and she was years old. She was asleep and he kissed her and there was no consent? Is key everywhere? I don't know. Well, brothers Grim and Disney Walt need a serious talking to. They don't corps in kids stories. Yeah, I think the word pedo doesn't sell Disney now really No, apparently not number six all right, Disney's Oscar winning ballad sung by Angela Lansbury in the nineteen ninety one. Film Beauty and the Beast.

1:07:05 Turn. Yes, considering that's where my user name technically came from. Yes, it would have been embarrassing if you didn't get that. It would have I would have been like, I. Would have just expired on the spot, like, yeah, okay, the final one, which will not be such a softball the motto of Miss World since nineteen seventy two, Oh good lord, definitely not as much. See, we went from like easy to like what the heck is this? Okay? They did say that they wanted me to remove this, and I said, but we just. Can't make it that easy for the guests. Sure, all I can hear is from this, isn't it Miss Congeniality, She's beauty, She's great.

1:07:50 Yeah, although I do believe that was a song made up for Miss Congeniality. Anything in the actual show, the banger. Miss World is all about like they're very philanthropic, right, You're getting there, Like they want to they want to Everything they do has to have a reason. Is that. There? Yeah, That's all I can think is that everything I've ever seen of this world is they want they want to help the world, they want to make it better. Everything they do has to be intentional. I think I remembered, but I don't know. I used to watch this when I was a kid. How did I not? Is it beauty with a purpose? Oh my god, holy right?

1:08:32 Can I just say, Casa Jewels, never doubt me, never doubt me, never doubt me. I knew she's gonna get it. That was That was a very exciting journey you just took us on. That's what I remember from watching the pageant is everything was about, Yes, it's good to be beautiful, and you know we're we're great to look at, but we are people who do things. We help people, like we're using what we are and what we're known for to do good in the world. It's like, uh huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, just saying bait, they doubted you, I did not thank you. I knew appreciate that. I doubted me too, though, so I'm in that camp as well. Well done, be like me listening to a Quinn audio. Eventually we will get there exactly.

1:09:15 That's it's the journey, not the destination. Absolutely, sometimes it's the destinations names. But if you have a good time along the way. I mean, that's true, that's very true. You please, sir, can I have some more more dessert? Time for a little gay with Peaches? Dirty or deserty. Number one dirty or deserty spotted dick.

1:09:58 I mean, growing up in Britain, it is deserty. I you know, it was like a playground thing, you know, a lot of spotty pick but you know it's it's definitely dessert to me, which I really don't like. Actually it's so. It really should be dirty, not deserty, but it's deserting. It is a dirty dessert. Oh, well done. Yes, Peaches and me agree. It's a dirty deserty number two number number two naked moose. Never heard of a naked moose, So that sounds naughty and dirty to me. It is dirty, and it is the title of an erotic novel.

1:10:42 Past pastry chef getting Naughty in the Kitchens or something, is it? Uh huh, that's got an audio written that's got a Peaches audio written. All over it. Yeah, okay, number three, here we go lovers drool. Yeah, that sounds dirty to me. It is an erotic term and it is you. I mean, it's just doesn't it's when you draw over your lover, no drawl. I mean, you're British peaches. The Americans can understand me.

1:11:26 Always. Sometimes I thought it was like that, the you know, like the Southern draw that kind of thing. But okay, now it always said dirty either way. To be honest, I think, ok yeah, okay. Number four thy butter. Mm hmm. I'm probably going to say it's a dessert because I wanted to be a dessert. Oh you'll have to authentic because it's dirty. But oh my god, do tell us the recipe for thigh butter peaches?

1:12:13 Yes? Please? Would you make it? I think it's got to be some kind of like buttery frosting, but you can only eat it off of thighs. I think that makes complete sense. Right right, Yeah, that's why I should stay on the label. There might be some special juices in it. Perhaps. Yeah, I'm sorry I took the recipe run with it from what you did. Sorry, well on that note, ladies gents, all right, so the next one is nudes balls. Nude nude ball ye, nude.

1:12:56 Yes, uh dirty. No you started off really well. Now you're getting really ship. So yes, it is actually a Korean dessert called nudes balls. Okay, what's what's that? What does that taste like? What is that smudge? What is it? Smudge? So nudes balls. I'm just going to sort of elong gate that out because I actually didn't write that down and then that reason and nude making up Korean? Oh, that actually taught me to porn hub, so that's incorrect.

1:13:40 Come on, I mean if it's as well, yeah, I think you deserve half a point for that. Yeah you do? Yeah, because she do you agree? Yeah, she's making sure. Yeah I am. I'm not making ship up. I can't make Google makes the ship up, not smudge. So here we go, next one, next one, Here we go. I'm going to do this in my best accent, Couchina coach, Nina. Well maybe I'm thinking of I'm going to go with my opposite instincts here, and I'm going to say it's a dessert, ding.

1:14:22 Dinging bit boy, Yes, it is a dessert. It's a Brazilian snack and it's as much it's a sweet. I know this one. It's a sweet. It's a hard boiled sweet. As soon as you put boiled and you ruin everything. Sorry, it's a hard sweet. Yes, called. And I can't do a Brazilian accent. So how how's a Brazilian accent coin? No, that's Italian, so I can't accent accents. I don't do accent. Okay, we're almost adam. I apologize. I'm enjoying this.

1:15:05 Number seven. Sticky lick, sicky lick, dirty or dirty. I'm going to say dirty to that one. Uh, sticky licky, sticky lick, sticky vicky, sticky vicky was right, I'm going to say. And the dorm, thank you, Peaches. I'm so glad you're here because the Americans with us would have had absolutely fucking no idea what that is. Yes, you have you know White Loss the TV series? Yeah, love love that series. Okay, so imagine that, but set in like in this Costa Dell soul quite Rundown Spanish city where everyone who's kind of like they just want to be in Broyden but in the sun, and it's just it's it's all about that instead of like fancy hotels like the White Lotus.

1:16:05 Ah, okay, there's a there's a Do you want to explain to them who Sticky Vicky is? Peaches? Oh please? Dicky Vicky is an adult performer in nightclubs who notoriously was able to fit various things inside of herself and produce them. On stage, including a very famous baseball bat. Baseball. She got it all in Oh Jesus right. Okay, yeah it is. And I think she shoots things out of her for jaj too. Oh so off so off stage she inserts these things and then on stage takes them out. Is that the deal?

1:16:48 Yes? Okay, yeah, I think otherwise. I guess she just like lives with stuff. No, I don't think that's possible. But she doesn't insert them on stage. They're already in there. No, No, it's all. It's all. It's a very gimmicky and. Yeah, and I do apologize to any of our clitisens who are called Vicky right now, because I'm so sorry that you are now only ever going to be called Sticky. All right, our next and last dirty or deserty mega. Pussy m mega pussy. Hold on, let me say it again. Mega pussy is mega pussy. Okay, that's bringing back like memories of watching that documentary of Herd versus Depp when he says mega pint.

1:17:36 I love that. Mega pussy. I love this word. I'm going to say dessert because I think it's going to be a weird thing. Yes, it is a real pastry from Finland. Actually it's always with fish. Rude. It's a Desserty fish. And you got an extra point and you got an extra point for that, Peaches absolutely. Hands down. Oh I won't live that one down. But it did make sense in my head with the poo, you know, the like.

1:18:19 Of course made it made sense to us. Though, Oh my god, that's funny. Case you're interested. She found a couple other fun ones. These are I'll give them to you as Desserty. So there's a chocolate salami, mango temptation, a Caribbean style dish that sounds. Thank you for the fish comment. That's brilliant and I'm still giggling about it. Although I'm such a like sensory person that, like, now all I smell is fish and it's not me. But thank you for that, for that, Peaches, such a douche. Oh look at that. You such a douche. How perfect.

1:19:02 Creatures. It's like, I'm so glad I agreed to this podcast. It's a professional gets up, No need to put an ad in the papers. Clititicians, Quincas did it for you. So join us as we play Craves List with Adam Craves. Again. I'm going to give you three clues and then you guess what the craving is. Clue number one, it's smooth, rich and melts at body temperature. Clue number two, ancient Aztecs used it as currency, and Clue number three it's often a go to after heartbreak.

1:19:49 Well, let's see, ancient Aztecs used it as currency. I would say, uh, chocolate, but it would also be cacal, which they probably use more than oh. Level up right there? Yeah, okay, bonus point, bonus bonus. Now I'm curious, Adam, what's your go to chocolate craving? Dark chocolate? I like, I like seven, like seventy percent hot chocolate. I do like hot coco. Yeah, okay, but if I'm just like want something like at night, I love popcorn. I think there's one called evil something popcorn. Which is great. It's just like out of a bag, but like usually like a seventy percent dark chocolate would just like kind of hit that for me.

1:20:31 It's bitter, not too bitter, not too bad. It's got just a little bit of like it's not like ninety percent. Okay, Round two. Clue one, it's invisible but addictive. Clue two, you might chase it on social media. Clu three, it feels good until it doesn't. Oh gosh, that's a tough one. Tough onun Do you do you all know these? Do you know the answers? You have the answers in front, We know the answer. I'm playing by myself as usual. I paid for that. I was gonna say like likes, but like, oh we're so close attention.

1:21:19 Right, I didn't think. I didn't think you were going to get that understated, Yes, underestimated, Otherwise all along you'd get it right. You were always my favorite. You know, we're never going to hear the last of that, mister, that's gonna be the audiogram. I'm gonna clip that aio. That's going to be your next tattoo. So just a little follow up on that, what's your favorite way to get attention. As as Adam Craves are in my regular life. How about both.

1:21:59 I love reading the comments after a story. I love to get like that kind of feedback, whether it's positive or negative. I like to, as you know, toss some humor into my stories occasionally, and so I love to kind of get the feedback because we'll get into it. But like the way I do, my stories are very specific to me. In my regular life, I do a couple of different things. I'm an artist, so I do photography and I do, like I say, art, which people tend to like, and then I guess, I well, I do other stuff. So that's I say. And that fair.

1:22:39 Ready for the next one? Oh, yes, there's more sure Clue number one it's socially acceptable but slightly addictive. Clue number two, mourning people swear by it. And clue number three. Without it, you are not human before ten am, like coffee, Yes, damn you got it. I would not get the I was like morning sex. Or morning sex. Yeah, I told you could have left that one in. Hey, I'll take morning sex over coffee any. Day, because I mean, I say, morning sex is more than slightly addictive. But that's just me. So at to coffee.

1:23:21 All right, little follow up to that, then, what is your kind of coffee preference? Like do you like an espresso shot and oh latte? What's kind of your go to? I don't drink coffee at home typically, I don't. I just don't. I enjoy coffee. I love the smell of coffee. I just it's just not my thing to do in the morning. I have like different things I'll do and I'll kind of go on like a little thing. So like right now, it's just apple, cider, vinegar and some like honey, like in like warm water. Especially because I was kind of getting over I had like laryngitis. I've never had that before. Weird because it's like I did not feel sick at all, but my voice just wasn't gone, wasn't there. And then I love tea like I like telat we will win British now, and then I'll make like a smoothie in the morning. But like if I'm out, like at work or something, I will have coffee sometimes at work they sometimes have coffee.

1:24:12 And how do you take them? How do I take my coffee? Yes, I like my coffee like I like my women. I'm sorry, I like no sugar. I usually take it just with like a little bit of milk, or like a little bit of almond milk or just something like that. I like the taste of coffee, so I don't really put sugar in anything. I always think people that don't have sugar in the coffee, they're just like so grown up. I look up to them. I can't be that person, but I look up to them. You know. Growing up, we all we had in my house was like sugar cereal, and all the kids would come over to my house because they had like healthy cereal and they like, can we have some fruit loops and everything?

1:24:53 All right? Round four? Just two more to go? Okay. Clue number one, you can't buy it or fake it. Clue number two. It makes your brain produce oxytocin. Include number three. It's what every rom com is built on. Or but I want to say that. That's that's what they've been missing. I would say, I can't buy me love. Oh yes, you drop a beat all song. I mean, the King is gonna hear about this. We're gonna do you. And he can carry you tune. So, adam, what's one thing that makes you feel loved?

1:25:36 You're talking about like my five what are the five love languages? I like? I think I like acts of service. I mean I like them all. I was actually having this conversation with a friend. It's like they're all something, but like the acts of service makes me feel loved. Quality time makes me feel loved, like acknowledgment of like wanting to hang with me or wanting to be with me, or like returning my text messages. It's very Yeah, it's like many times like have our friends. You know, I know my close friends obviously, but there's like, you know, we have those peripheral friends which we think are friends and then we don't hear back from them when you're like, hey, what's going on and you're like, oh yeah, but anyway, it does makes me feel like heard nice. I love that right, final round, Adam, And I know I can sense the sadness already, but it's over.

1:26:18 But one more to go. Here we go. Clue one, it shows up after midnight. Clue two, you convince yourself it's harmless fun. Clu three, it can lead to a good time. It shows up. It shows up after midnight, can lead to a good time. That's a good one. It's not morning. Would you would need evening wood? True evening wood? It can lead to a good time. It shows up after midnight after and. Many a rap song has oh about it? Oh really, nothing good happens after two am? Is what I've heard about it. Oh man, I'm not going to get this because I never heard.

1:26:59 Okay, another clue. It has something to do with a bottom. With a like a butt. Yeah, millions of your pilots ring ring, yes. The bottom calling Oh god, what are they called? I used to them. The British. The British call it the. Spell it out be a booty car. Jesus. Sounds like you got it right away? Don't you worried it? Okay, I'm not. You know, I'm humble. I can admit when I don't know something. Generally I thought for that harder than I thought for most of the orgasms in my life. I've never done that before, so I don't even so it's just not in my lexicon. I don't believe you for a second.

1:27:41 Me it all the time. Juels just naive. And the final follow up question for that is, other than sex, what's the one thing that you would leave your sofa for after midnight. I mean, what the obvious is to go to the bathroom, probably because my cat is like whining for food and I forgot to feed him. It's nothing, nothing interesting. I could say, well, it's the call of the pussy, so that's interesting. God, he's such a bitch. Let me tell you, thank you so much for playing our game.

1:28:21 Thank you you did really well. I'm really impressedly like, I don't know about these Damn. I told you they were easy. I'm learning they weren't. He's just smart. Hush now, clitizen's time to be quiet. No talking or eating here. As we delve into Vell's library with a little game we called spit or Swallow. So we understand that you're a bit of a wine connoisseur, so we thought we'd get into the spirit of that to warm us up. So we're going to read you brand names of wine and you have to tell us if it's real or not by saying swallow if it's real, and spit if it's not, and you can do a sound out.

1:29:20 You can go if you want to. I don't know if it'll come through, but I'll try. So do we have you're such a spoil sport? Do we have your consent, Yes, you have my consent. Okay, Okay, here we go. Okay. Number one penetration spit or swallow? Oh my, it's almost too on the nose. I that's the industry. I'm going to say spit. I think it's two on nose.

1:30:05 It's a cabinet, of course it is. Of course, we'll we'll go into our local. It's like, did I have a medium glass of penetration? Please? Yes, unhinged. For the nine ounces, actually the only size that comes in. All right, Ready for the next one? Yes, A right dirty bitch. Hmmm, Okay, I see your direction. We're going with the news, all right. That sounds like it's from Australia. I'm going to say swallow. They really go wild with it, and so it.

1:30:48 Is not actually a wine. The wine is actually called sassy bitch. Okay. So if you thought this was going to be an actual game based on your intellectual knowledge of walking, no, I'm very mistaken. Right here we go. Here's number three, vail. Kindly swallows? Is that spit or swallow? Oh my god, I'm going to say I'm going to say swallow because it is a bird. I do like the way you're going and that was absolutely correct. Although yeah, it is a it is a wine and only a wine. I thought I thought all of what it was, but I think that's a Merlow.

1:31:40 But I'm just you know, don't don't quote me on it, but yeah, I think it's a meloo Yes, animals. Quick little funny aside. When my wife was a bartender for functions, a guy came up. It was so loud of there. A guy came up and he just went Merlow and she went hello. He's like hello Merle anyway, number four cork tease. Oh, it's gotta be real. That's that's got to be a swallow and if it's not, I'll start. It business on your hands. Well, because it's not. Wow, that's shocking to me. That's a good one. I mean.

1:32:22 Being in the liquor store and seeing that I would buy it immediately. It's such a great hook for a wine. Come on, you can kick that bill. You don't have enough going on. I've got way too much free time. Yeah, I don't release enough. I've been told. Next one is chill the fuck out. Oh real, the word chill in the wine has. Got to be real. Business, very very nice. Yes, it's a lovely white wine. I can see it. I don't want I don't want to get this one to sign out. I'll see you work this one out between the two of you before I even write. Okay, okay, here we go fell big bush.

1:33:09 Big bush. Yeah, swallow, I think that's real. No, it's a spit. We spill the bush, We spill on the bush. It's not a wine. The wine itself is actually called a big bertha and not a big bush. But you know, wasted opportunity it is again. Down, write all these down. Yeah, absolutely, they go. All right, you got two more. Okay, this one is cold. That's a good sign.

1:33:50 Okay, okay, so I'm gonna build it up. Now it's gonna fall flat. Just the tipple. There we go, Just the tip, just the. For when you just want to taste, just the tiplin. Just put the tip in. Oh my god, it's almost I see the first time I said it was too much, I was wrong. Um or swallow, I'm gonna say swallow. I wish it's a spit.

1:34:32 And if anybody's listened to this, and I see on the shows in my local supermarket, and a bottle of one's called just the tipple. I'm suing you just. It's intellectual property. These are just brilliant names for wine. These are brilliant names for wine. I'm sorry, like I want, I want now, I want to start a store selling exclusive expletive like anyway, all right, last one? Bell? Uh is well? Hung? Oh yeah? Real? Yes, yeah for sure? Real? Oh well you can good at the end? Careful, that is the goal.

1:35:16 Fabulous even if you don't start a wine label. Val I mean I could see some like audios with like cork teas, like you could have a whole wine. I'm so worried about mixing those two worlds. Okay, it's the side that I was on. It's just so unsexy comparative to what people think of when they get into the idea of. A wine guy. It's just so, what side were you on? I did the restaurant business, but when you get really into it, it's so much more about like how business works. Yeah, to be fair, I don't really care. Okay, I don't care what's on the label. I just drink it. Really, I'm not convers well, this.

1:35:58 Is you asked for it, Smudge, Well, as a wine guy, can you give me your unbiased opinion. No comments from the peanut gallery fuckers. Zipit white zinfandel yay or nay? Okay, So white zinfandel doesn't really exist, is the first part of this. Wow, white zinfandel is just mostly colored and flavored of a different type of wine. But if you like it, then it's good. I would just say, be careful who you buy it from, because different people make it different ways. That's the only thing I would say to the negative of it. I think maybe fifty years ago people were making it correctly. I don't know that I've had one in my entire career, Thank.

1:36:44 You, bell. Why would you? Well, first off, him saying that he hasn't had one in his whole creat does mean to say that it's cat piss all right, which. I haven't had a real The thing white zinfandel is based off of exists. It is a real thing that you could make, but I don't think anyone really makes it anymore. What we see why it's in Mendel Now. I've had plenty of some good some some of the worst wines I've ever had, but some good. See just saying it's not a child's drink, thank you. I like Okay, white Zena's like what you start drinking when you drink wines, like that's when you're sixteen, seventeen eighteen. Then you graduate to pino grigio, then you go up to chardonay. Then you got to like Sauvignon blanc or like a pino noir. Then maybe I'm Marilla and a Shepley.

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