Aug. 4, 2026

S4 E55 - The Guest Game Compilation Episode

S4 E55 - The Guest Game Compilation Episode
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Season 4

This month, we’re looking back at some of our favorite moments (so far) with some of the incredible voice actors who’ve joined us on QuinnCast. One of our favorite traditions is kicking off every ‘Hit the SPOTlight’ episode with a game, and it always leads to ridiculous guesses, fun challenges, unexpected confessions, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments with our guests. We hope you enjoy this compilation of some of our favorite games!


🔥 IN THIS EPISODE
Games included:

  • John York/AJ- Newlywed Game
  • Orcus Auditory - Whose Growl is it Anyway
  • Miles Cross - Frequent Flyer Miles
  • Midas (Sweets)- Candy or Randy
  • Atlas - The Pleasure Map
  • Hector - Spell or Smut
  • Peaches - Dirty or Desserty
  • Alice - Guess That Comment
  • David Comerford - Exercise or Schmexercise
  • drRapture- Moan or Groan
  • Vel’s Library - Spit or Swallow
  • Adam Craves- Craves List
  • Behold the Beauty - A Thing of Beauty
💬 THE BIG TAKEAWAY
These games gave us all a chance to laugh, learn a bit more about our guests, and create some of our favorite moments. Anyone want some thigh butter?


[ Compilation] [Games] [Growls] [Mawwage] [Miles High Club] [ B] [Step on a Lego] [Thigh Butter] [Hymen] [Locate the Clitoris] [In a Nutshell]


🎙 WHO’S TALKING
Hosts: Kazza, Jules, and Smudge

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something a little different for our episode today. If you've

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ever found yourself crying with laughter during one of our

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Hit the Spotlight episodes, then this one's just for you.

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We've gone back through the archives and pulled together some

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of our absolute favorite gay moments with the incredible Quinn

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creators who've joined us in the studio. From wonderfully chaotic

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answers to unexpected confessions and some seriously competitive energy, this

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is the very best of the madness that makes Hit

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the Spotlight so much fun. So sit back, turn the

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volume up, and get ready to relive the laughs, because

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it's game on and kicking us off. It's the newly

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ed game with John and AJ.

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You're about to find out what I'm bad at.

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No, we made them easy. These are soft bars. We

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are labbing.

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You may have rested, well, we're about.

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To find out.

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You want to kick it off?

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Gentlemen? Are you ready?

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Yeah?

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Where was your first date?

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The lobby of a hotel in Glasgow?

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Yes, all right, hotel lobby. What was it like?

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I think we were that we were meeting a bunch

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of creators in a different location. But my hotel was

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next to a J's. And then I think I just

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messaged and was like, is this is happening as to

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a here?

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Do you want to walk down?

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Was it a gentle handshake or was it a you know,

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two second hug, pat on the back, tap on the shoulders.

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I think I think it was.

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It was a very sort of very firm hug and

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little smooch.

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I think as far as.

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It wasn't like a bro hug good. I hate bro hugs.

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Like there wasn't any any performative back. If that's what

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you're concerned about, I.

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Would have been very disappointed in both of you. What

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did you first notice about each other?

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Well?

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I saw John's big smile as the as the elevator

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doors opened, and I saw it straight away. It wasn't like,

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oh God, the elevated where is he? The doors opened

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there he was stressed right away. But it did feel

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very much like we sort of already knew each other.

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I think my perspective, which is really nice. It was

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just like saying hello to an odd friend.

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I would say that my experience was really identical to

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that in the sense of there was no kind of

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like getting to know each other. Is that we all

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just like slotted into place and it was such like

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a wonderful like Yeah, I just felt so comfortable, and

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you know, it was just it was just a really

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nice group of people.

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So so butterflies in the stomach for both of you

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is what I'm hearing.

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It was really nice.

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It was really cool.

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You know, not only is meeting on Queinn unique in

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your relationship, but you've also decided to, I guess, kind

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of have an open marriage. We don't yuck anyone's young.

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So AJ, we've seen you around town with Tom York, John,

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you've been busy with Mersey. So who broached the subject

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for and how did you each feel when you learned

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of each other's boyfriend.

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like pretty heartbreaking. Yeah, I think it's more I would

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have minded if it not be for the person who

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it was. And then he's say, I totally like, I

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mean I did the same.

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So you know, everybody's got like their list, right, people

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that you're sort of allowed to if you happen to

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meet them. Well, I'm going to give you a little

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secret here. Tom York is on everybody's every single person

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on earth, and if they don't.

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They should.

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My my favorite thing about this conversation is I'm just

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sort of imagining somebody who's like it's their first day

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entering into the world of Quinn. They've never they don't

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know the law, they've never listened to me, never listened

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to John put an episode of Quinn Cast, And I'm like,

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what the hell is going on here?

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Right?

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We're going to move into some rapid fire questions? Boys,

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So here we go. What's a hobby your husband has

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that you don't fully understand?

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I don't know.

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I don't share.

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I don't share like the mechanical stuff, but I wish

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I could. And do you know and when we went

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on at Glasgow when we first met, there was something

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wrong with my car, and I asked you to look

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at it, which is quite bold of me, if I

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do say so. And you came and looked at it.

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You looked at it, and you said, oh, it could

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be this, and it turns out.

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It was and you were right, of course.

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Like I'm happy to take on the role of this

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person in the relationship, like one person has to do this,

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but I'm proud of you.

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What's a hobby of John's that you're like, I want

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to learn more about that.

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I'd like to know more about the baseball playing, to

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be honest with you, because like I've been I enjoy

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sort of spectating baseball, but I've never played ever. I've

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been to a couple of games, like I've been to

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Friendwick Park and you know, I've enjoyed a couple of

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games up there and watched the Red Sox playing stuff.

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But I don't really know much about I know much

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about playing.

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Next question, All right, what is a word or phrase

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that your husband uses a lot very often.

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Or far too often?

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I'll see what I can think of. It's not a phrase,

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but John is such a lover and admirer of all

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the people in the world of like narration and voice

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acting and all those things. So like, he will always

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start telling me about people that I should know the

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names of, and I'm like, Oh, you're so and so

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so and so you know they did this thing. I'm like, John,

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I don't know who that is. We're always like waxing

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lyrical about these amazing people that he looked up to

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so much, and I'm just like, I just truly don't

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know who you're talking about.

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm such a philistine in this world. I think it's

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so sweet though, because obviously such an admirer of the craft,

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you know, I think it's really really incredible, and I

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just I feel like I should be and you're making

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me look bad.

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All right, Before we get kind of like more serious

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and like deeper conversations, much as one final important question

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for the two of you, can I just.

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Say they forced me to do this duress dress and

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you'll understand. So, gentlemen, who is more likely to use

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the word cunt in an audio?

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Oh gosh, smudge, Look, did John ride away points towards husband?

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I don't know the answer to that one.

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John does Yeah, I think it's you. I haven't done

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it yet, I think sort of. I've been sort of

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scared to but in the Ladies and I did pop

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it in for you because we'd had a conversation that

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you'd snuck it in and people like.

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That's what I was thinking of. It was in It

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was in that one, and I was like, I was

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trying to remember if it was me that I said it,

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if it was you, and it was me, it was me, said, well,

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there you go me. Then I guess.

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Let's lub up those throats, ladies for a little who's

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grew growl? Is it anyway?

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With Orcus?

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Auditory growl?

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Is it anyway?

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So Ucus, we are going to play you six audios

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of growls and you have to identify which ones are

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yours by saying oh or no.

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Oh or no okay.

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They're very brief little clips a few seconds to see

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if you can recognize your own signature growls.

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No pressure ready, ah, that's how you get oh or no.

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Oh?

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That's a no all right?

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And that's kind of clipped off at the air.

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Did did did he interrupt himself?

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And that was much She's trying to make it tricky

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for you.

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Oh, like it a little tougher because.

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You got the one right.

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I had to listen to hours of growls by the

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white listeners because and that's that's some tough work. I

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did it for you.

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You're such a saint. Thank you for sacrificing your time.

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Okay, growl number two, Oh oh.

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Oh that is that is a top tier growl.

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And no, that's not mine.

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So that's another no. So we have two nos, ladies.

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He's get it right to that.

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Few times, just to make sure I got the right edit.

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Next one, here we go.

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Hm.

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I do love the the gravelly sort of uh like

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motor aspect of that, but no, that's not mine.

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I cannot fool this man. Next one.

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Mm hm.

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Hm hm.

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Oh.

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Or no, that's a no.

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I mean that was Jules.

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That it was our first crowl ever. We're like, okay, yeah,

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he's gonna fall for that.

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I tried, I tried everyone.

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He did great, he did real great.

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You think you'll give a little bag?

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Could you use her?

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Could you?

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I think we have a blossoming voice creator in the making.

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Here you heard it here?

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Yeah?

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Alright? Two more. They may both be yours or neither

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of them maybe yours here we go.

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Oh yeah, that's a no.

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That is an oh you got it?

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Ding ding?

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Okay, final one. He's getting them all man, that sounds

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like one hundred growls.

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That was like that was two growls over each other.

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Mm hmm.

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Kind of hard to tell you interesting.

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I mean, the only place I could think of where

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I might have done that in an audio was the

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Surprise Visitor audio.

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All ones in the depths of hand.

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I mean maybe I'm actually I'm actually kind of a

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question mark on this one.

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All right, you gotta pick oh or no.

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I'm gonna say no, you got it right.

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That was chris Ya the growling and an only one

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and only we had Joey the vox that gray gentleman,

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Nick grizz jewels, all right, well done.

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Different creators have a different specialty of wear in the

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face and throat the growl is located. I found it

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very there is behind this, you know. Grizz is more

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of like a he likes more of a nasal growl,

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and I'm more of a throat growl, I mean, and

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then there's a spectrum.

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What else did you hear in those growls?

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Like?

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Was it mostly nasal or throat. Did you hear others?

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I think it was a healthy miss mixture of both.

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Yeah, yeah, cool? Wow, how about it?

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I will be listening to the Queen audio growls.

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Right, knowledge is power.

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Time for a little snack break now with Midas and

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Candy or Randy.

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Now.

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I was told before we started recording that some Americans

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may not know the British term randy. Do you know

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minus what randy is?

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I mean, I come from the era of Arson powers,

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so that's what makes me think of it. Yeah, do

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I make you Randy?

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Do I make you randy? Y?

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Yeah?

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Okay, great accents by the way, bit ricist, but yeah.

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No, I I am part British, are you?

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Yeah?

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So I've got the brit card.

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I can.

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I can do it.

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I don't have the brit accent card, but I've got

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the blood.

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It's in the blood Brandy.

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And for all of our listeners out there, in all

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our clitiens in Queen Castland, Randy is the British well

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known phrase for being horny as fuck.

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Yes, do I'll make you randy?

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Baby?

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See better than I had to do it one more time?

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Yeah, as many times as you want, mind us please,

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So the premise of the game is because you go

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by the name of sweets on Quinn.

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Candy.

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In Britain we call them sweets, so candy or randy.

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So we are going to name six names or phrases

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and they are either candy or randy. So they're either

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sweets candy. Okay, they are phrases or words that are

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used for sexual terms.

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Okay, well, I guess I need to I need to

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brush up on this since I'm a hell a British,

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I need to know these things even.

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More pressure at all. But the king is listening.

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I don't know if this hearing is that good.

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But we're a subscriber, right, I think he subscribes.

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He looks like the type of person that subscribes, goes

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to the old throne room and has a quick sherman. Sherman,

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I can figure out.

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I can figure out what that needs, even if I'm

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not British.

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We'll put it in the show notes for all those

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that don't know.

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Okay, what's the first one, Smudgie?

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The first one is sugar Daddy?

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Is that or Randy?

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I mean it would make a great candy name, but

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as we all know, sugar Daddy is a Randy terminology,

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it is, but.

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If he's also a candy.

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Genuinely candy came at first?

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Yes, you might just be a little young for it.

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It is.

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It is an American caramel chocolate bar.

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Yep, and it's terrible.

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I was not aware. Okay, sugar Daddy, I need to

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I want to have that, like in a little candy

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bowl at my house, like you know, for like guests

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when they walk in. Did you like a sugar Daddy.

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White to read them all out my desk?

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You can want them?

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Okay, No, that's a good idea. Actually, I love that.

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Cow's I read the next one? Okay, titties.

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Candy or Randy?

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Did somebody actually like venture to do the branding for titties?

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Is that a thing?

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What do you think.

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For the sake of like wholesome culture, we're gonna say, Randy,

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I hope that it's just it's not a candy, is it?

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It's okay, it is not a candy yet I just

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put it on there to make me say it.

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I did.

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That's one of my favorite words, titties.

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Oh yeah, well, jewel stas the next one's even better.

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Okay, let's hear it.

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Combucket, No, there's no way you'd be surprised. I mean,

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I'm not going to give any any clues away.

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So what do you think.

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I mean?

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That would take so much audacity to like name a

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candy company.

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Doesn't have to be a British or American or English

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speaking country.

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These could be like you know, you know what though

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to call myself out like look at me clutching my

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pearls about all of these candy names and my audios

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are like the dirtiest exactly. Oh yeah, like I forget

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because in my waking life, I'm just like, hi, oh, chickens, puppies,

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So how dare I? So let's just say candy.

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Thank god, I'm really glad about that one too.

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Oh God, I get the next one.

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I can read it.

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Okay, the next one is.

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That fresh.

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That we'll just say candy because I could see that

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being some like kind of Australian thing. It is candy

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Australian and sounds like oh no, I'm not going to

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do an Australian.

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No, perfect. Yes, that is a candy and it is

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a type of mint from Japan.

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Okay, yeah, it's supposed to make your dge taste fresh.

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There's There's two things in life that I wish I

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knew how to do. One of them is dougie, Like,

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teach me how to dougy, and it drives me fucking crazy.

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It's a dance, you know what.

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It's like a dance, and I'm like a good dancer,

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and I'm really upset that I don't know how to

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douggie and it just makes me even more of like.

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I don't know how to douggie either of mind us.

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So we're two non duggie and people together.

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There.

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What's the other thing?

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Like, I'm decent. I'm decent with accents that I can't

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do an Australian accent for the life of me, and

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it bugs me. Those two things in life I wish

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I knew how to do, but I might resigned to

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not never knowing.

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Well, you just did.

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That was good.

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Thank you.

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I'll give you something else to impress people with. Ready,

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if you say, with an American accent, rise up lights,

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it'll sound like chezer blades in Australian.

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Go ahead, say it, rise up lights.

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Nope, see rise up lights, rise up lights? Now, rise

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up lights.

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My gosh, that was perfect.

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And if you say beer can in any accent. It

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sounds like jim I for Bikon.

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Yeah, can you can't? Right, I'm learning so much right now,

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that's enough patois for the day for me or else

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I'm gonna look like Chat Hanks.

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Yeah, Joe's you got the next one?

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It's mine. No, I just don't want the next one right,

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this is the second to last one. The pain will

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be over soon, okay. Candy or Randy Juicy Squirts?

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Yeah, I could see, yeah, I could see like some

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wholesome older person not having a dirty mind, being like,

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do you want some Juicy Squirts? And then they're like,

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you know what I mean, like them not being totally

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clued into like how that sounds because they're really wholesome people.

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So I'm gonna say, Candy, it's.

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Actually a really famous brand. I don't know if it's

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an American brand.

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It's mine now.

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They do like Bassetts, but bassets and wine gums, Maynards.

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It's it's really quite a big brand in the UK.

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And I had never heard of Juicy Squirts, but yeah,

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juicy Squirts.

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Oh yeah, that was some old grammar that like didn't

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know any better.

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I guarantee I want to go to an old people's

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home and hands around the juicy squats?

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Is that like our version of gushers in the United States?

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Do you have gushers over?

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Oh yeah, totally. That's like a candy randy sort of question.

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I mean yeah, yeah, oh yeah, totally in the category right.

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Like a squirter it, I mean yeah, it literally does.

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When you put it in your mouth, it squirts.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I've had people like that.

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Joe was the last.

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I'm next, all right, the last one is minge.

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Oh yeah, minge is a randy term.

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Just like that, just so confident boom boom done done.

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You're right, Yeah, you're right, it is.

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Why do they blush reading that? I've heard that word

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a million times from use mudge?

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I know what it is, but like in what context

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do people use it?

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Yes?

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Like when is it used?

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Mudge?

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When is it used?

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Explain?

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But do you know one of the one of the

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big things that it's used for in the UK is

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when you don't shave. And of course there are many

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many vaginas out there, hair or no hair, all good ones,

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but it's used if you've got a hairy okay, you

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got a hair in a derogatory way, or is it

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used like it is quite a young person's term. It's

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like what they would call, you know, the minge. It's

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a bit hip, but it's it's not a normal terminology.

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If a lady has a hairy downstairs.

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It's quick you say it. If they thought it was

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hot or no, no, probably not.

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It's it is.

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It is probably slightly the derogatory of yeah but minge. Well,

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thank you mins for playing playing our lovely queen cast game.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you did very well.

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Actually you did.

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Better than I thought.

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I thought I threw some proper curve balls in there,

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but obviously not.

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Yeah, we have. We're exploring vernacular and candy and horniness

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in a way that humanity never has before, and for

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that we should call ourselves pioneers.

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Oh, don't be cast.

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Into a box, will be We're too big to be

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in a box.

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You know.

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Oh, don't make me do another Austin Powers reference. Where

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I go, How did I get in this box? He's

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in a nutshell. I'm in a nutshell.

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Help, I'm in a nutshell?

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How did I get into this nutshell?

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Oh?

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People are going to think we've got another British team member.

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Take a seat in the waiting room. Clitizens, the doctor

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is in the house. It's time for a little moan

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or grown with doctor rapture. So, based on your doctor

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history and your clear credentials of being a real non

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doctor training, we are going to play you seven sounds

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and they are either a moan or surprisingly enough, a groan.

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So that's all you have to answer.

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Mona, grown Are you up for it?

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I'm as ready as I'm going to be here we there,

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we go. Okay, we're going to talk through it. I

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just I saw like it was like an like a

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N sixty four graphics like Laura Kraft pushing a stone

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was pretty much what I got. So she would be groaning.

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Nice, singing, you are good.

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I look at you.

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Sharing the thought process too, Please keep it please okay.

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Number two.

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Like a heavy metal type nineties animation sex scene. I

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feel I'm moan.

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It is a moan.

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It is a moan, and it's your moan.

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You.

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I was like, if they play anything from my audience,

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I'm fucked.

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All right. That's only one maybe maybe none.

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Number three is it a moan or grown?

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Here we go.

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Kind of like a like what uh, who is it?

490
00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:48.039
Tom?

491
00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:51.279
Or Jerry Tomcat when the cat would get his hand

492
00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:55.160
like with a mouse trap. You know, I can't be

493
00:25:55.640 --> 00:25:58.240
it's gotta be a grown I. By the way, I

494
00:25:58.359 --> 00:25:59.640
still don't know the difference.

495
00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:00.759
Just say.

496
00:26:02.079 --> 00:26:04.359
We're going ground. That's I'm gonna say it confidently.

497
00:26:05.759 --> 00:26:07.359
Absolutely, you got it, got it?

498
00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:11.599
You have a rubric or are you just it's just

499
00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:13.440
whatever we chose to label him as.

500
00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:18.039
Yeah, Oh you're visuals. I'm getting such great visuals for

501
00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:20.680
you explaining, Oh yeah, your method behind it figuring out

502
00:26:20.680 --> 00:26:22.519
if it's a moan or a groan. By the way, amazing.

503
00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:28.400
But I can picture Tom with his hand and then.

504
00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:30.960
Just like it was so raw, you were like, God,

505
00:26:31.039 --> 00:26:32.759
that man hurt himself and they tried.

506
00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:35.839
Number four.

507
00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:44.039
Ready it feels moany.

508
00:26:45.640 --> 00:26:47.559
I was immediately I thought you said you didn't.

509
00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:50.319
Difference I got I'm kind of just going with my guy.

510
00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:53.039
You know, I wonder if it's easier to tell whether

511
00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:55.839
it's a moan if it's from a female, then it

512
00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:56.960
is a moan from a man.

513
00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:59.920
I think I'm what I'm what I'm starting to get

514
00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:04.400
is there's like a percussive element to groans, and I

515
00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:07.359
think it's just because of the way the word starts

516
00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:10.559
as a post moone's such a smooth word, you know,

517
00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:14.920
and groan has that like that like little curb right

518
00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:17.240
in the front of it before you get on with it.

519
00:27:17.440 --> 00:27:19.960
So I think, I think that's what I'm getting from it.

520
00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:22.480
Ookay, you go know, scientific on a dock.

521
00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:24.079
I love it, clearly.

522
00:27:24.160 --> 00:27:26.279
I have a science kink because that was amazing.

523
00:27:28.160 --> 00:27:30.039
Yeah, I'm just start calling you Doc Brown from Back

524
00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:31.039
to the Future pretty soon.

525
00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:33.759
So oh and you take your g and you put

526
00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:35.720
it in free yes, oh my god.

527
00:27:36.519 --> 00:27:37.680
Right, number five?

528
00:27:38.519 --> 00:27:42.839
Okay, that might that sounds like it could have been

529
00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:46.960
a familiar voice, you know. I see this and now

530
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:49.839
I'm backing down because it was slightly percussive, but it

531
00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:53.640
was like tonally, it kind of stayed the same, you know.

532
00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:56.079
There wasn't a lot of like variants in that, which

533
00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:59.160
feels moany to me, like a sustained tone feels like

534
00:27:59.240 --> 00:27:59.839
a moan to me.

535
00:28:01.440 --> 00:28:03.680
Ding ding ding. There is no falling this doctor.

536
00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:05.880
That was you, Doc, that was you.

537
00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:09.960
I'm extremely convinced you're just telling me I'm right every time.

538
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:14.039
Generally, we don't like gess gaming right all the time

539
00:28:14.119 --> 00:28:17.200
because that means that means that that cast and Joels

540
00:28:17.240 --> 00:28:18.440
will have a go at me because it was a

541
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:19.880
rubbish game to play.

542
00:28:19.960 --> 00:28:20.519
It's too easy.

543
00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:22.359
Yeah, just two more.

544
00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:29.200
Here's one ooh ooh ooh oohing's gotta be moaning, right

545
00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:33.440
Like I wouldn't say all moans are oohs, but all

546
00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:34.559
oohs are moans.

547
00:28:34.599 --> 00:28:37.240
It's kind of what I'm do you groan when you

548
00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:41.079
ouh like if you like, is that a grown if you're.

549
00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:43.480
No other way?

550
00:28:43.519 --> 00:28:43.799
I don't know.

551
00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:46.640
What do you think, Doc, I'm gonna say it's I'm

552
00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:50.000
gonna say it's a groan because it sounds like she's

553
00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:50.839
stubbing her toe.

554
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:53.880
It's out of my head.

555
00:28:55.240 --> 00:28:55.759
What do you think?

556
00:28:56.839 --> 00:28:57.240
Tells me.

557
00:28:59.160 --> 00:28:59.400
It was?

558
00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:02.759
Yeah, that was much.

559
00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:05.279
And Doc, you're so right.

560
00:29:05.359 --> 00:29:08.960
She was literally jumping around in a room holding her toe.

561
00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:12.480
Yeah, were you like stepping on a lego or stubbing

562
00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:14.240
my toe? And this is the sound I would make.

563
00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:18.119
Yeah, okay, wow, this is which we can do this

564
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:19.079
for ninety.

565
00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:21.720
Minutes, right, all right? One more?

566
00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:22.480
This is it?

567
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:34.839
Yeah? So you know the moments after you go out,

568
00:29:35.079 --> 00:29:36.599
like you've had a bunch of drinks at a bar,

569
00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:40.559
you go outside, you you're you're tracking is off by

570
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:44.160
like a day it is a full moon, and you

571
00:29:44.359 --> 00:29:48.319
start to transform after you kind of shake off, like

572
00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:50.920
you rip the clothes you have, you have the elastic

573
00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:53.359
pants though, and then that's the moment where you're like

574
00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:56.039
becoming the werewolf. I feel. So that's a groan.

575
00:29:57.720 --> 00:30:01.240
I mean, damn, that's seven for seven.

576
00:30:01.599 --> 00:30:04.519
That's seven for seven, and I mean he got me.

577
00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:06.960
I mean that was that was a tough one, I thought.

578
00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:12.680
But yeah, that's that's that's impressive. Not all like you're

579
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:13.559
s processed.

580
00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:17.640
It what a great podcast. Can't wait to hear it.

581
00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:24.359
Ones at the ready, Criticiens, It's time for a little

582
00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:28.359
spell or smut with Hector M.

583
00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:40.400
Are you happy to play without me?

584
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:41.599
What it is?

585
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:44.359
I think i'd I'd be a pretty poor sport if

586
00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:46.319
I said no. So I'll say yes. But I also

587
00:30:46.359 --> 00:30:47.440
would love to know the rules.

588
00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:51.799
Okay, the rules are that the we're going to read

589
00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:55.000
out some names and they are either going to be

590
00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:59.559
spells or smut terms used in erotic audios.

591
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:03.960
Okay, it's spells from from a whole.

592
00:31:04.359 --> 00:31:11.279
A myriad of games. So D and D B R

593
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:12.240
B T T.

594
00:31:14.119 --> 00:31:17.279
At this point, T G I S T T.

595
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:24.240
Yes, So they are from actual games.

596
00:31:24.559 --> 00:31:28.079
Okay, I did my research, so you found them.

597
00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:33.359
Yeah, absolutely, I apologize they're so sure gamers don't know

598
00:31:35.359 --> 00:31:36.839
I should have done.

599
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:45.640
So here we go, lad, here we go. The first

600
00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:54.400
one Dirk's impressive tool? Is that a spell? Or smart?

601
00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:58.720
That's that's that's actually tough that I mean, it sounds

602
00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:01.920
a lot like so if it's smart, it's from that

603
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:03.359
sor little line taken.

604
00:32:03.160 --> 00:32:05.759
From some erotic audio.

605
00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:10.799
Okay, I'm going to say it's a D and D spell.

606
00:32:13.119 --> 00:32:14.920
Oh, you are correct, it is.

607
00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:15.480
It is.

608
00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:17.960
I don't know what I'm about to say next. It

609
00:32:18.160 --> 00:32:22.240
is a second level level spell.

610
00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:26.720
Yes, yeah, I actually play.

611
00:32:26.799 --> 00:32:29.039
I do play D and D most not every week

612
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:31.079
because we're adults and we have a schedule that it's hard,

613
00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:33.279
but I have I keep in contact with my a

614
00:32:33.319 --> 00:32:34.880
lot of my friends from Brighton. We played D and

615
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:38.079
D most weeks. But I'm not a big spell caster,

616
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:40.680
so you might be might be lucky catch me out

617
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:40.960
on those.

618
00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:42.559
Okay, well you got the first one.

619
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:46.240
That I wish that was Smirt because I'd like to

620
00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:48.200
meet Dirt because apparently he has an impressive time.

621
00:32:49.839 --> 00:32:52.400
It's also as well because Dirt I mean Scottish name

622
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:54.640
but it's also a Scottish type of dagger or sword

623
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:57.119
as well, which kind of doubles the entendre that.

624
00:32:58.720 --> 00:32:59.799
Dirk's impressive dirt.

625
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:03.480
Oh good one.

626
00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:07.319
She keeps on giving.

627
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:14.400
Number two locate the glitteris Is that a spell?

628
00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:17.640
Or is that a smart interest? That's not real, is

629
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:17.880
it not?

630
00:33:21.559 --> 00:33:24.880
I mean some men may in fact need a spell

631
00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:27.160
to help them do that, but I think that might

632
00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:31.480
be from uh smart, I'm gonna say smart on this one.

633
00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:36.359
That's a spell?

634
00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:41.079
What game is that I want to play?

635
00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:44.839
Level barred whatever that means. I have no idea what

636
00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:45.240
that means.

637
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:47.720
And this is in the This is fantastic. I mean

638
00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:51.119
this is in the base game. Because if it is,

639
00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:53.680
my dungeon master has been hiding all the good stuff.

640
00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:58.440
I think I have. I think I have some.

641
00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:02.119
All you all you Bard's writing dastardly home Bruce spells

642
00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:02.559
out there.

643
00:34:04.519 --> 00:34:05.200
Genitalia.

644
00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:07.960
I mean, I couldn't believe it either when I read fantastic.

645
00:34:09.239 --> 00:34:10.960
Okay, it's a really good one.

646
00:34:11.039 --> 00:34:13.320
At least it's first level. That means even the lowliest

647
00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:17.599
bards can can find it. Yeah, it's not a lot

648
00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:20.400
behind years of study, and it would be.

649
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:23.639
A disappointing audio of someone in the erotic audio. It

650
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:25.239
was like, I'm going to look at this.

651
00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:28.440
That's the entire twenty minutes.

652
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:29.599
The entire twenty minutes.

653
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:32.679
I have never wanted to play D and D anymore

654
00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:34.000
than I have, Right, I bet you do?

655
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:36.599
All right?

656
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:37.920
Ready for the next one?

657
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:38.400
Yes?

658
00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:39.360
All right?

659
00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:41.239
Is this a spell?

660
00:34:41.760 --> 00:34:45.000
Or smut orgasmic vibration?

661
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:47.559
Core?

662
00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:48.679
Uh?

663
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:51.159
We've given them to.

664
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:53.639
Your hector, giving them you really are And you know what,

665
00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:55.239
this is actually a really good thing to warn me

666
00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:58.960
up because I'm I'm not good at getting things wrong,

667
00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:01.280
so this is real good practice for me to just

668
00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:07.440
chill out. And and you know, first section, right, I'll say,

669
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:10.199
I'll say, I'll say spell again, stick a spell?

670
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:17.000
You are correct? Yes, it is a third third level bard.

671
00:35:17.559 --> 00:35:20.320
It's always the bards, those horny bards.

672
00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:21.719
What what is it?

673
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:23.559
A bard? I put Shakespeare is a bard?

674
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:24.199
Is that?

675
00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:24.639
What is it?

676
00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:29.559
And so they're kind of a you'd be in your

677
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:31.719
role playing, you'd be more of a character who's a

678
00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:33.559
face character, so you'd be doing a lot of kind

679
00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:36.440
of persuading and performing for people as well. But you

680
00:35:36.480 --> 00:35:43.280
can also cast spells normally through your instrument. Oh, but

681
00:35:43.400 --> 00:35:45.760
I'm also I am fairly sure some of these are homebrew.

682
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:47.639
I'm not sure these were written out. I'm not sure

683
00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:50.920
these are from the original seventies or sixties or whatever

684
00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:51.480
it was written there.

685
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:55.440
Yeah, I don't think it was a very recent one.

686
00:35:55.719 --> 00:35:57.280
Maybe this is why there was all that, you know,

687
00:35:57.639 --> 00:35:59.159
satanic panic with it in the in.

688
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:04.119
They can't teach our children where to find the clites.

689
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.760
That's good, that's a.

690
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:10.800
Perfect answer to perfect.

691
00:36:12.519 --> 00:36:18.800
Next next one, Hector, Here we go, sexual Nerd. And

692
00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:19.880
we're not talking about.

693
00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:27.079
You, about every single person on this podcast, God, sexual Nerd.

694
00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:36.119
That that's I'm saying. That's smart. That not rall spells.

695
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:37.159
Give me one.

696
00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:40.679
I mean, we just we're just moving them around. There

697
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:42.400
might not be any smirts. You're absolutely right.

698
00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:47.199
That was a fifth fifth level cleric oracle spell.

699
00:36:48.599 --> 00:36:50.800
No brilliant.

700
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:54.159
Okay, Okay, do you know anyone who is a D

701
00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:56.519
and D found right right right in about this one?

702
00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:03.840
If you've you've stumbled on some someone on Tumbler's homebrew

703
00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:06.760
spell collection, Brady Brady got.

704
00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:07.480
A D n D section.

705
00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:13.280
Leave it to smudge to find that. Okay, Well, next one,

706
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:15.800
magic cock.

707
00:37:19.719 --> 00:37:21.320
Uh, do you know what.

708
00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:26.039
I'm going to say, how did you cast that as

709
00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:33.760
a spell? I'm going to say spell again? Finally, Yes,

710
00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:38.039
it was actually in.

711
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:41.880
Two Quinn audios, the phrasing magic cock.

712
00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:44.280
Magic, What a tag?

713
00:37:44.599 --> 00:37:45.119
What a tag?

714
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:46.000
Which audience?

715
00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:48.800
You didn't tell us? Who said it? Oh? Do you know?

716
00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:50.239
I can't remember? But I will put it in the

717
00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:50.760
show notes.

718
00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:51.880
It belongs to Greg.

719
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:59.039
Yeah, Greg, Greg is not magic Gregg.

720
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:02.639
I guess A thinks he has one. That's why he's

721
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:04.159
an asset. Okay, two more, all right, we're on the

722
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:04.639
home stretch.

723
00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:07.559
All right, ready, here's the next one.

724
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:12.679
Nipple worship something that should be in everyone's day to

725
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:13.159
day life.

726
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:16.320
Absolutely absolutely, I.

727
00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:19.639
Mean I'm gonna say smart. It sounds like a tag.

728
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:28.440
It is into the tags square bracket, nipple, nipple worship, close,

729
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:29.159
square bracket.

730
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:33.280
Yeah, they were over a hundred tags of nipple worship.

731
00:38:33.480 --> 00:38:37.039
Oh good, wow, that's that's should there be more?

732
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:39.599
There was none in yours, hector. I'm just throwing it

733
00:38:39.719 --> 00:38:40.159
out there.

734
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:43.559
Come on, it's because I'm not you know, I don't.

735
00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:46.159
I'll worship the whole, the whole bread, you know, I

736
00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:46.639
don't need.

737
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:50.119
To pick out just the nipples. Everything is good, everything.

738
00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:52.880
Yeah, great answer, great answer.

739
00:38:53.920 --> 00:38:55.480
You can't. You can't see me sweating.

740
00:38:58.559 --> 00:38:59.960
It's not like aerola worship.

741
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:03.360
Do you know what they called you what they call

742
00:39:03.400 --> 00:39:07.480
the ariola in German nipplehorf, which means like the nipple court,

743
00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:14.039
which why really nipple court of thorns and roses.

744
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:20.039
That's the last one to you, okay, the last one

745
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:21.840
spread open.

746
00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:24.079
That sounds.

747
00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:28.760
Like it would be too situational to be a spell,

748
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:33.360
and if it was, it sounds like there's not enough

749
00:39:33.800 --> 00:39:35.719
consent if you're casting a spell for that's I'm going

750
00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:36.320
to say smart.

751
00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:38.920
Hopefully I can totally.

752
00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:39.440
See where you would say that.

753
00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:47.400
But now, come on, Hector, it's a second druid. It's

754
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:49.880
a second druid spell. Hector. Are you calling yourself a

755
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:50.480
gamer or not?

756
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:55.239
I am, but I'm I'm going to defend myself by

757
00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:58.239
saying I don't think these are definitely not in the

758
00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:02.079
regular game. I mean, actually, to be honest, I haven't

759
00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:05.000
played boulders Gate three, and if this is not, even

760
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:07.239
though I did do in a starring audio, you know.

761
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:07.920
I love it.

762
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:10.400
I know a starian. I know that that guy who

763
00:40:10.480 --> 00:40:12.079
plays him, Oh my god, he's amazing.

764
00:40:12.719 --> 00:40:17.039
Neil Diamond diamond, not Neil.

765
00:40:19.360 --> 00:40:21.320
Or nor Neil Young, not one of these.

766
00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:25.639
Spread open. I mean, that's a bit lazy to use

767
00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:27.880
a hole spot. Come on, putting some putting some elbow

768
00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:30.039
grease through straight.

769
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:32.679
To legs with it could be anything, could be a gate, trees,

770
00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:33.840
it could be the mountains.

771
00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:36.000
You know, we went deep dark.

772
00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:38.280
We're doing a sandwich. We did.

773
00:40:39.039 --> 00:40:40.920
But I think I think what we've been, what we've been,

774
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:43.400
what we've been served up before, you know, locate glitterists,

775
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:45.159
you know, really set the tone for the spells that

776
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:45.840
we're going to be flying.

777
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:46.239
I love that.

778
00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:49.639
I'm going to go to the next convention and just

779
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:50.599
go look, keep the.

780
00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:01.119
Thank you so much, a big thank you, thank you

781
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:02.079
for preparing that.

782
00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:06.519
So many comments, so little time. But let's see if

783
00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:22.880
Alice can remember hers and guess that comment. And it

784
00:41:23.039 --> 00:41:26.199
is literally as simple as that. We like simple games here.

785
00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:31.280
So we are going to read out a comment from

786
00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:34.679
one of your Quinn audios, and you have to name

787
00:41:34.880 --> 00:41:37.639
that Quinn audio. So are you are you happy to play?

788
00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:39.440
I'll do my best.

789
00:41:41.079 --> 00:41:41.400
Yours.

790
00:41:41.400 --> 00:41:42.920
Would you like to read the first one out?

791
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:46.840
I would love to because it is an amazing comment. Okay,

792
00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:52.320
someone get me vibrating panties and put me on a

793
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:57.159
bike with this girl right the fuck now motorcycle emoji

794
00:41:57.239 --> 00:41:57.679
at the end.

795
00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:03.679
Okay, that's my first audio and I can't remember the

796
00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:04.559
name of it right now.

797
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:13.599
Too much kaffy if yes, you got it for wow,

798
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:16.039
your very first one. Let's go for a ride. One

799
00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:17.159
for one, great job?

800
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:19.559
Nice all right?

801
00:42:19.920 --> 00:42:25.519
Past number two Marvel Cinematic Universe level Quinn Easter eggs,

802
00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:29.119
I don't know, can you? And the chuckle and the

803
00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:30.719
fuck you took me out?

804
00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:37.320
Oh my god? Uh that has to be probably double booking.

805
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:41.519
Yeah, that was gonna throw you.

806
00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:43.800
I think you're going to get that one.

807
00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:46.440
It was, Oh the fuck you that got it?

808
00:42:48.800 --> 00:42:50.840
Okay. Next one is.

809
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:55.079
This is what we mean when we say we want

810
00:42:55.159 --> 00:42:57.599
our husband's to have boyfriends.

811
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:00.760
Sharing is caring.

812
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:05.119
Oh my god, listens to her.

813
00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:06.800
Own audios, which is where you listen.

814
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:07.079
To them.

815
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:11.960
Sometimes. Yeah, yeah, that was beautiful.

816
00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:14.840
All right, good, Next one, here we go.

817
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:19.679
I swear I go up five more gay levels every

818
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:22.840
time I encounter a brady girl getting off when she

819
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:26.840
shouldn't be and then giggling unapologetically about it, and then

820
00:43:26.920 --> 00:43:29.239
two heartfaced emojis.

821
00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:36.639
Not sorry, Yes, all right, I thought these harder than that.

822
00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:40.840
Apparently I feel like I've let listeners down.

823
00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:42.599
I feel I've let you down.

824
00:43:43.719 --> 00:43:44.920
You've definitely let Alice down.

825
00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:46.039
I don't let myself.

826
00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:53.400
God, Cassie got the next one, okay, Alice ready?

827
00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:59.920
Yes, Cas, massages are my love language. Thank you, Alice.

828
00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:02.679
Pambrier pay.

829
00:44:05.360 --> 00:44:06.800
Oh you're good. Wow?

830
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:10.039
Right then, Analys, We've got the last one for you.

831
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:12.880
And this is a tricky one. Gird those loins and

832
00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:20.840
get ready. This is everything, the singing at the beginning,

833
00:44:21.079 --> 00:44:25.280
the nervousness, the little STIPs of information you shouldn't know

834
00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:29.679
and frantically covering it up, the expansive eclipse law, the

835
00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:34.119
sweetness and softness in your voice, the desire, the care.

836
00:44:34.840 --> 00:44:37.199
Actually one of my favorites of yours ever.

837
00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:39.519
Cute.

838
00:44:47.880 --> 00:44:50.880
Get your gym gear on, clitizens, It's time to get

839
00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:57.559
sweaty with Davy Cummerford. As we play exercise or sexercise.

840
00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:08.920
So we're gonna say, we're gonna say a term and

841
00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:11.519
you have to tell us is it an exercise term

842
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:13.639
or is it a sexercise term?

843
00:45:13.920 --> 00:45:15.039
This could be a lot of bote.

844
00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:18.119
Really maybe spoiler alert, Maybe.

845
00:45:18.199 --> 00:45:23.079
I won't be around the Bushlet still still all right, ready, yeah,

846
00:45:23.159 --> 00:45:24.400
this is exciting. Still.

847
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:30.079
So the first one is rim shot, rim shot, rim shot?

848
00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:33.360
You see you could is this?

849
00:45:33.719 --> 00:45:36.320
This just proves my point, right, this could go for

850
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:38.639
boat because there is a tame cud a rim shot. Okay,

851
00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:42.920
but sight away because my life is now quinn, I've

852
00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:45.679
just gone straight to a rim just like you know,

853
00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:47.719
shot with a water or something.

854
00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:51.639
Is it?

855
00:45:51.920 --> 00:45:54.679
Are you going to go with sexercise or an exercise

856
00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:55.639
with a rim shot?

857
00:45:55.679 --> 00:45:57.559
I have to go first exercise A suppose you could

858
00:45:57.599 --> 00:45:58.599
make a creatives.

859
00:45:58.519 --> 00:45:59.559
Okay, that's wrong.

860
00:45:59.639 --> 00:46:07.760
Sorry, So this is actually genuinely like it's an exercise.

861
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:11.320
Yeah, yeah, right now we understand the game.

862
00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:12.519
Yeah, we haven't made this up.

863
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:13.639
This is no.

864
00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:17.480
Is yeah okay, no, but this was good.

865
00:46:17.559 --> 00:46:17.960
That was good.

866
00:46:18.159 --> 00:46:20.960
That was actually this exercise. Brain is informal right now.

867
00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:28.119
All right. The next one is groiners, groiners.

868
00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:31.840
I have to say, good way, hold on growing See

869
00:46:31.840 --> 00:46:33.559
if I don't know these as an exercise is kind

870
00:46:33.599 --> 00:46:37.199
of making my career. Look, I don't know about anything really,

871
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:38.440
judgment Okay, let me.

872
00:46:38.519 --> 00:46:41.079
Just let's just say a caveat here. We knew how

873
00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:44.320
skilled and talented and knowledgeable you are about this world,

874
00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:46.519
so we had to dig deep for ones that we

875
00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:47.679
hopefully you wouldn't know.

876
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:50.320
So where you dig deep with this one.

877
00:46:51.039 --> 00:46:53.480
Went into parts of the Internet that nobody ever goes

878
00:46:53.480 --> 00:46:53.920
and shouldn't.

879
00:46:53.960 --> 00:46:57.360
You have literally broken to shovel. That's how far you have,

880
00:46:59.079 --> 00:47:02.800
right growing us. I believe that could be an exercise. O.

881
00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:14.320
Wrong, it's a it's a stretch that targets the hips, glutes,

882
00:47:14.360 --> 00:47:15.039
and hamstrings.

883
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:18.280
Stretch. You're bringing stretch exercises into it.

884
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:20.800
I know so sorry, so rude of us.

885
00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:21.639
Zero for three.

886
00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:26.239
The next word is shaft.

887
00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:29.199
Not the movie.

888
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:31.000
It's not the movie.

889
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:31.800
My god.

890
00:47:33.719 --> 00:47:36.880
What exercise could be called shaft? It can't be three

891
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:39.159
in a row. I'm gonna have to say exercise or no, no, no,

892
00:47:39.320 --> 00:47:41.880
no exercise. My own brain's going against me.

893
00:47:41.920 --> 00:47:45.760
Here, you got it, you got it, You are correct.

894
00:47:48.760 --> 00:47:52.320
Come back come back stories. Witness the comeback story.

895
00:47:53.679 --> 00:47:55.079
Comeback kid, come back.

896
00:47:56.239 --> 00:47:59.679
The next one is hang snatch.

897
00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:03.159
Oh, hands snatches an exercise.

898
00:48:05.800 --> 00:48:10.599
Oh we knew that right away. It is the comeback stories.

899
00:48:11.000 --> 00:48:11.360
Here we go.

900
00:48:12.599 --> 00:48:15.440
Okay. The next one is hymen.

901
00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:22.119
Okayymen. I'm leaning more so towards I don't know what

902
00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:23.960
I lean on to be honest, whatever I'm leaning on

903
00:48:24.079 --> 00:48:24.559
has fallen.

904
00:48:26.239 --> 00:48:28.360
I have to say, maybe sexercise.

905
00:48:28.679 --> 00:48:30.360
You got it, you got it?

906
00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:33.039
That wasn't I guess?

907
00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:38.880
Sorry, you got it? Ryman exercise, I'm sweating.

908
00:48:40.840 --> 00:48:45.079
Money sweats, good sweat.

909
00:48:46.119 --> 00:48:48.360
All right, so I think sorry, just in case our

910
00:48:48.400 --> 00:48:52.119
listeners didn't know, hand snatch is Olympic lifting, Yes the way, Sorry,

911
00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:52.760
I forgot to mention that.

912
00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:53.199
All right.

913
00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:57.079
So the next one is load and explode.

914
00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:00.000
Load and explode.

915
00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:01.960
I think you've actually used the fris in one of

916
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:06.559
your QUI probably you're going to after that.

917
00:49:06.679 --> 00:49:08.679
Exercise or exercise.

918
00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:12.960
I just like load and load and explode would be

919
00:49:13.079 --> 00:49:16.119
more of like terminology of an exercise. I would say

920
00:49:16.159 --> 00:49:18.920
if it was a user, like load the bar explode

921
00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:20.920
to the fee. But you could say that you could

922
00:49:20.960 --> 00:49:22.079
say that in an eaton.

923
00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:24.519
Really no, you'd think that wasn't part of the game.

924
00:49:25.679 --> 00:49:27.280
I'm not about to explode, you know what I mean?

925
00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:33.960
So i'd say freaking ago exercise.

926
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:44.280
So ish, So yes, it is actually both so yeah,

927
00:49:44.360 --> 00:49:47.360
so I'm I don't think I need to explain for exercise,

928
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:49.360
why load and explode is called load and explode. No,

929
00:49:49.480 --> 00:49:54.719
let's go dumb. But no, Well, it's when so, but

930
00:49:55.440 --> 00:49:58.360
in exercise, it's a I'm gonna read verbatim, a movement

931
00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:01.360
pattern in athletics where muscle or body part is first

932
00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:04.920
loaded with tension by moving into a slightly stretched position,

933
00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:09.400
then rapidly explodes out of that position to generate maximum power.

934
00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:11.360
That sounds more sexercise.

935
00:50:10.840 --> 00:50:12.519
Than it really does.

936
00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:13.400
As I was reading it.

937
00:50:13.519 --> 00:50:16.159
As I was reading, like, hang on a second, I

938
00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:19.760
mean that was so impressive, Davy, because you really got both.

939
00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:23.000
Like you described what it was exercise as you're thinking

940
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:25.360
through it, I'm like, he exactly knows what that is.

941
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:27.960
But then boom, also exercise impressive.

942
00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:29.719
Actually, do you know what I'm talking about?

943
00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:30.199
Oh my god?

944
00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:34.519
Yeah, all right.

945
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:37.719
The next one is let me INDs.

946
00:50:38.280 --> 00:50:39.960
Let me ends.

947
00:50:41.719 --> 00:50:44.440
Have fat. You have gone down to have wokened the

948
00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:46.559
ball rock in the minds of Mario. That's how deep

949
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:47.400
use have gone down.

950
00:50:47.760 --> 00:50:51.639
What a great lord of the rings reference You know me, you.

951
00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:56.599
Know me, Let me ins like I just like I'm

952
00:50:56.639 --> 00:50:59.159
picturing myself as a pet and I'm just sitting there

953
00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:01.400
with my pet, like let me in, just like, just

954
00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:01.800
let me in.

955
00:51:02.000 --> 00:51:04.239
You have to do something, let me in. I can't

956
00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:04.559
say that.

957
00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:07.000
He actually has a good take with the Irish because

958
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:08.559
they do put an S on the end of a

959
00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:09.119
lot of words.

960
00:51:09.239 --> 00:51:15.239
Let me in, yeah, absolutely, no letter exercise or exercise.

961
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:18.519
Where do you go? Let me in some sexercise? Please?

962
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:19.039
Please?

963
00:51:19.119 --> 00:51:19.400
Really?

964
00:51:21.440 --> 00:51:27.719
Yes, when you're begging, which can say maybe ex sexercise?

965
00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:42.400
No, sorry, it's a rowing exercise rowing, ye, yeah, yes, next.

966
00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:43.519
One, well we are sorry.

967
00:51:43.559 --> 00:51:47.679
Three and three for three three three three three three three.

968
00:51:49.599 --> 00:51:50.199
I need to win this.

969
00:51:50.880 --> 00:51:52.559
No for three. You are winning.

970
00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:56.480
You're winning, but you're winning up to this point.

971
00:51:56.559 --> 00:51:58.039
Maybe, Okay, this is a tough one.

972
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:06.760
Oh god, the Holtzman kink, the Holtzman hyphen kink. Exercise

973
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:09.480
or sexercise.

974
00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:10.440
Whatever it is I want to try.

975
00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:13.280
I think I already have.

976
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:17.119
Sexercise has to be sexist.

977
00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:22.159
Yeah, clearly some just tried it.

978
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:22.880
Do something.

979
00:52:23.719 --> 00:52:25.079
Do you have any idea of what.

980
00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:25.599
It could be?

981
00:52:27.639 --> 00:52:29.159
Actually not a clue.

982
00:52:30.119 --> 00:52:30.519
I'll tell you.

983
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:33.880
It's a vibrator. It's the name of a very popular vibrator.

984
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:35.199
Yes, I love that.

985
00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:37.119
I've never heard of it.

986
00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:39.679
Christmas present list sort Yeah, just.

987
00:52:39.719 --> 00:52:42.199
Like there's like all vibrates have like different names.

988
00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:45.199
It's not like, yeah, there's different style names.

989
00:52:46.199 --> 00:52:47.960
Is the name of the guy and it was a

990
00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:50.800
guy who invented it, the Holtzman.

991
00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:51.039
The.

992
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:56.000
Holtzman kink King kind of gave it away, to.

993
00:52:56.039 --> 00:52:58.079
Be honest, I know, right, see what I thought that

994
00:52:58.079 --> 00:53:00.880
would steer you like? That was too obviously going exercise.

995
00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:03.599
But as I said, just took the bait.

996
00:53:04.639 --> 00:53:08.960
Yeah, nice Davie, Right, all right.

997
00:53:09.159 --> 00:53:09.880
I see what you did.

998
00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:10.360
All right?

999
00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:12.880
Well three, pat at your own game with this next one.

1000
00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:16.679
All right, stiff leg good morning.

1001
00:53:17.000 --> 00:53:17.840
Oh, good morning.

1002
00:53:18.599 --> 00:53:19.960
I know that was very well.

1003
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:22.119
Oh okay.

1004
00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:25.599
I love a good stiff leg ord, and I love

1005
00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:29.880
a good morning. It is great for the hamstrings and glues,

1006
00:53:29.880 --> 00:53:31.960
to be fair, So you know you have the part

1007
00:53:32.039 --> 00:53:32.320
to play.

1008
00:53:33.800 --> 00:53:36.440
So you're going with I'm going to go for an exercise.

1009
00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:38.679
You got it, sir, You got it.

1010
00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:44.119
You really got it, Like okay, a straight leg morning

1011
00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:47.119
stretch for hamstring and lower back. As our professional has

1012
00:53:47.159 --> 00:53:48.119
already stated.

1013
00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:50.000
They are very good.

1014
00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:53.239
All right, So you are what do we have? Six

1015
00:53:53.519 --> 00:53:55.039
three six three?

1016
00:53:55.280 --> 00:53:59.679
Okay six two.

1017
00:53:58.239 --> 00:53:59.800
Three three three?

1018
00:54:01.159 --> 00:54:01.519
I love it.

1019
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:07.840
Okay, Bar slams, oh yeah, medicine bars slams.

1020
00:54:08.079 --> 00:54:11.960
Love them, you know what I mean. I'm sure there's

1021
00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:16.800
a kink out there. Yeah, I'm sure there is, but

1022
00:54:16.920 --> 00:54:21.599
if leaning towards it's an exercise, we would.

1023
00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:25.239
Go with both both so which you kind of knew,

1024
00:54:25.239 --> 00:54:28.599
but yes both, you know. We'll just leave it there,

1025
00:54:28.960 --> 00:54:30.960
bar slam and finally smudge.

1026
00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:34.320
The last one is are we ready?

1027
00:54:34.920 --> 00:54:35.119
Yeah?

1028
00:54:35.679 --> 00:54:40.519
Mm hmmm screamer. I have been called this several times.

1029
00:54:40.760 --> 00:54:43.719
Soul voice, but stop misleading him.

1030
00:54:45.079 --> 00:54:46.760
It might not be. I might be good at sports.

1031
00:54:47.079 --> 00:54:51.360
You don't know psychology, you know, right, I mean, would

1032
00:54:51.400 --> 00:54:52.599
we be that sneaky dan?

1033
00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:55.400
Listen, Smudge lugs. Smudge will fuck with your head.

1034
00:54:55.599 --> 00:54:59.760
So I've already sucked with hers, so you know she yes, you,

1035
00:55:00.559 --> 00:55:01.599
it's fair enough to get me back.

1036
00:55:01.960 --> 00:55:02.920
Lots of fucking going on.

1037
00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:05.239
It is the quick Cast.

1038
00:55:06.039 --> 00:55:07.159
It's true.

1039
00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:09.639
This actually isn't a fitness podcast.

1040
00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:14.039
Yeah, we definitely.

1041
00:55:17.280 --> 00:55:19.679
Right. I have to say exercise.

1042
00:55:20.840 --> 00:55:28.840
It can actually be boy screamer obviously in queen terms,

1043
00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:33.039
Queen cast terms, is a smudgie, you're just gonna call

1044
00:55:33.039 --> 00:55:37.239
it a smudgie, or it's when a baseball batter hits

1045
00:55:37.320 --> 00:55:39.199
a line. John York would know about.

1046
00:55:39.000 --> 00:55:39.239
All of this.

1047
00:55:39.480 --> 00:55:42.119
I was just thinking about that batter hits a line.

1048
00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:43.480
D what's a line drive?

1049
00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:44.760
A scream?

1050
00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:45.039
Yeah?

1051
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:48.599
I get you actually, but that's rounders and baseballs out

1052
00:55:48.639 --> 00:55:49.159
of my legs.

1053
00:55:50.119 --> 00:55:52.400
That's a very American term. So smudgy A line drives

1054
00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:55.119
when the better hits it and goes straight down the

1055
00:55:55.239 --> 00:56:02.679
infield's yeah, it's hard and fast. The well, David, you.

1056
00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:03.360
Did very well.

1057
00:56:03.440 --> 00:56:07.000
I gotta say you, what seven to four I think

1058
00:56:07.159 --> 00:56:07.920
was the final score?

1059
00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:15.119
Well done, Queen cast have turned on the seat belt sign.

1060
00:56:15.599 --> 00:56:20.119
So take your seat clitizens and join us four Frequent

1061
00:56:20.360 --> 00:56:23.559
Flyer Miles with Miles cross.

1062
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:31.880
Hazard. Do you want to tell them what the game

1063
00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:33.440
is right now?

1064
00:56:34.239 --> 00:56:38.360
Okay? The game is called Frequent Flyer Miles.

1065
00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:40.679
See what we did there?

1066
00:56:41.079 --> 00:56:41.360
See that?

1067
00:56:41.760 --> 00:56:43.440
I see you've going to my loyalty program.

1068
00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:47.320
It was going to be called the Miles High Club.

1069
00:56:47.559 --> 00:56:49.679
I know I was toying between the two of the

1070
00:56:50.480 --> 00:56:52.760
Miles or Miles High Club, but I went with this

1071
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:54.119
one direct.

1072
00:56:54.480 --> 00:56:57.400
Okay that that sounded really.

1073
00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:01.360
Went with this one, did you?

1074
00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:05.159
We're going to give you a fascinating sex fact and

1075
00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:07.559
you have to tell us which country you would have

1076
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:10.559
to use your Frequent Flyer miles to get to. You'll

1077
00:57:10.599 --> 00:57:13.960
have choice of two, so fear not, it's multiple choice.

1078
00:57:14.280 --> 00:57:17.000
Yes, okay, so you'll wait, hold on, you'll tell me.

1079
00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:21.880
It's sex fact fact. Oh Miles, cheeky, you can tell

1080
00:57:21.880 --> 00:57:23.239
you just recorded your Quinn audio.

1081
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:24.719
All I've got a I've.

1082
00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:27.760
Got a one track mind. So the sex fact. And

1083
00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:30.400
then I get to choose which country I go to

1084
00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:32.440
based on yep.

1085
00:57:32.559 --> 00:57:38.320
Okay, which country showed the first ever naked body on television?

1086
00:57:38.639 --> 00:57:41.000
Was it the United Kingdom or the Netherlands?

1087
00:57:42.519 --> 00:57:44.679
I want to say the Netherlands, So there's just something

1088
00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:47.519
about I just feel like it's a little bit more promiscuous.

1089
00:57:47.639 --> 00:57:49.599
But I'm going to go with the with with.

1090
00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:51.679
The United Kingdom because I feel like they had a

1091
00:57:51.800 --> 00:57:55.320
more robust, you know, TV system before that, before the

1092
00:57:55.360 --> 00:57:55.800
nether Ones.

1093
00:57:55.880 --> 00:58:00.880
Yeah, was it the Netherlands?

1094
00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:02.599
God, I should have trusted.

1095
00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:02.960
Okay.

1096
00:58:03.159 --> 00:58:06.880
In nineteen sixty seven, the Dutch experimental show Hope La

1097
00:58:09.599 --> 00:58:13.159
featured a female model who moved a broadsheet newspaper aside

1098
00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:15.360
to reveal her complete nakedness.

1099
00:58:15.480 --> 00:58:16.639
Wow, right, it's amazing.

1100
00:58:16.800 --> 00:58:17.639
Nineteen sixty seven.

1101
00:58:17.719 --> 00:58:22.440
Okay, all right, what country has the highest STD cases

1102
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:27.639
per capita? Is it the United States or Japan?

1103
00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:29.039
I would say the US.

1104
00:58:33.280 --> 00:58:35.760
I feel bide my neighbor up north.

1105
00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:40.119
The United States consistently ranks among the highest and developed

1106
00:58:40.119 --> 00:58:42.599
countries for chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis.

1107
00:58:46.360 --> 00:58:49.360
At least we're going to be good for something from Canada.

1108
00:58:49.440 --> 00:58:51.079
We have plenty of common just.

1109
00:58:51.559 --> 00:58:52.920
Just throw them down over the border.

1110
00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:57.119
Question number three miles what country would you fly to

1111
00:58:57.440 --> 00:59:00.719
if you wanted to see the first ever condom?

1112
00:59:01.119 --> 00:59:03.760
Is it Scotland or Egypt.

1113
00:59:04.239 --> 00:59:06.199
I'm gonna go with Scotland. It's just a you know,

1114
00:59:06.280 --> 00:59:07.280
it's just a gut feeling here.

1115
00:59:10.679 --> 00:59:11.320
It's Egypt.

1116
00:59:12.159 --> 00:59:13.679
Ah, it's Egypt.

1117
00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:19.320
Evidence suggests the first usage of condoms was in Egypt

1118
00:59:19.440 --> 00:59:21.320
for protection against disease and pregnancy.

1119
00:59:21.480 --> 00:59:22.719
Exactly what it is now.

1120
00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:23.880
That makes so much sense.

1121
00:59:23.920 --> 00:59:26.000
One of the oldest civilizations and they were coming up

1122
00:59:26.039 --> 00:59:28.280
with tons of stuff, and that makes a lot of sense.

1123
00:59:28.360 --> 00:59:29.199
Yeah, can I take that back?

1124
00:59:30.519 --> 00:59:33.199
Sorry you didn't like that. Smudge's hint pointed due to

1125
00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:36.519
the wrong answer, because that's s much.

1126
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:41.679
Yes, I didn't want to say anything, but she struggles.

1127
00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:43.400
During the games to just zip it and let the

1128
00:59:43.440 --> 00:59:46.559
guest answer. You go two seconds and she's gotta like

1129
00:59:46.599 --> 00:59:47.079
throw a hint.

1130
00:59:47.320 --> 00:59:47.760
She doesn't.

1131
00:59:47.920 --> 00:59:50.400
She's never thrown someone off track intentionally, so I don't

1132
00:59:50.400 --> 00:59:51.639
know what that says about you, Miles.

1133
00:59:51.960 --> 00:59:54.159
It's okay, sure, okay, thank you.

1134
00:59:54.599 --> 00:59:56.960
Somebody's on my side. A Canuardian, thank you.

1135
00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:01.039
You just stay here, you're saying, could go anywhere.

1136
01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:07.760
Except American refugees, many of you. All right, what country

1137
01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:10.760
would you have flown to if you wanted to visit

1138
01:00:10.880 --> 01:00:15.320
the country that searches for vibrators the most online? Is

1139
01:00:15.400 --> 01:00:17.559
it Australia or Denmark?

1140
01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:19.039
I'll go in Denmark.

1141
01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:24.960
Uh yeah, Denmark led an online searches for all sex toys.

1142
01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:28.880
See that was me just trusting my blink intuition, my gut.

1143
01:00:29.079 --> 01:00:30.960
I'm just like you know, Denmark, and there you go.

1144
01:00:31.159 --> 01:00:31.840
That's what we want.

1145
01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:33.800
That's it, all right? Can you do it for this

1146
01:00:33.960 --> 01:00:34.360
next time?

1147
01:00:34.679 --> 01:00:35.400
Come?

1148
01:00:35.679 --> 01:00:35.960
All right?

1149
01:00:36.159 --> 01:00:39.039
This is a really good one too. What country would

1150
01:00:39.079 --> 01:00:43.320
you fly to to have the most frequent orgasms? Is

1151
01:00:43.400 --> 01:00:45.119
it Germany or Norway?

1152
01:00:45.519 --> 01:00:46.320
That's really tough.

1153
01:00:46.679 --> 01:00:51.480
So the most frequent orgasms, like like in a week,

1154
01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:52.400
like like.

1155
01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:54.320
Say in a day.

1156
01:00:55.519 --> 01:00:57.599
Yeah, and he's not my not my house on drop

1157
01:00:58.400 --> 01:00:58.840
It's fine.

1158
01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:00.360
I guess.

1159
01:01:00.639 --> 01:01:01.920
You know, it's quite cold in Norway.

1160
01:01:02.039 --> 01:01:04.079
You know, I'm sure people are snuggling up in bed

1161
01:01:04.199 --> 01:01:07.039
quite often. But there's just something about the Germans. I'm

1162
01:01:07.039 --> 01:01:08.079
going to go to Germany.

1163
01:01:12.920 --> 01:01:15.039
Start, you know, following your gut miles.

1164
01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:17.880
I know, well, listen, it's one rate, one wrong. That's

1165
01:01:17.960 --> 01:01:19.119
that's how that's how I'm doing it.

1166
01:01:19.800 --> 01:01:20.239
That works.

1167
01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:21.320
I'm inconsistent.

1168
01:01:22.639 --> 01:01:24.880
So we've got the final question for you, Mark.

1169
01:01:24.960 --> 01:01:25.480
Okay, here we go.

1170
01:01:25.559 --> 01:01:26.440
I'm happy, here we go.

1171
01:01:26.719 --> 01:01:29.880
What country would you have flown to experience the first

1172
01:01:30.280 --> 01:01:34.559
ever orgy? Is it Italy or Greece?

1173
01:01:35.159 --> 01:01:36.119
I would say Greece.

1174
01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:39.320
I'm going to stop you right there.

1175
01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:42.960
It's correct, change and go back to the one you

1176
01:01:43.039 --> 01:01:44.920
didn't think it is, but you're going to say it anyway.

1177
01:01:45.079 --> 01:01:49.519
So no, it is Greece because the word orgy comes

1178
01:01:49.559 --> 01:01:53.559
from the Greek orgia, which means secret rights or passions.

1179
01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:54.760
Okay, I knew that.

1180
01:01:55.639 --> 01:01:58.840
See, you didn't expect to come on cast and be educated.

1181
01:01:59.800 --> 01:02:01.920
I yes, I think I can leave now.

1182
01:02:02.159 --> 01:02:04.280
That's great because we've got lots.

1183
01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:08.679
I've learned what I needed to learn, but we have

1184
01:02:08.840 --> 01:02:12.400
not I'm like, honey, do you know where the word from?

1185
01:02:13.960 --> 01:02:15.400
You know you're going to use that as a little

1186
01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:16.000
trivia question.

1187
01:02:16.599 --> 01:02:17.840
Oh yeah, absolutely.

1188
01:02:18.320 --> 01:02:21.079
Do you want to beat Norway in the most orgasms

1189
01:02:21.199 --> 01:02:23.119
or Norway.

1190
01:02:26.360 --> 01:02:29.599
Quinn cast Mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest

1191
01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:34.199
game of all? Why behold the beauty? Of course, So

1192
01:02:34.840 --> 01:02:38.559
let's play the game, shall we? A thing of beauty?

1193
01:02:48.199 --> 01:02:52.840
Number one reality series pairing supermodels with average Joe's in

1194
01:02:52.920 --> 01:02:58.079
a dating competition. Oh crap, it wasn't called that, so

1195
01:02:59.559 --> 01:03:00.679
remember beauty in it?

1196
01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:07.360
Oh God, wasn't there a show called like average average

1197
01:03:07.440 --> 01:03:09.360
jos or something that doesn't have beauty in it?

1198
01:03:09.480 --> 01:03:09.639
Though?

1199
01:03:10.039 --> 01:03:10.199
Was this?

1200
01:03:10.519 --> 01:03:13.119
Where was it like broadcast? Because I feel like.

1201
01:03:13.519 --> 01:03:14.719
It was an American show.

1202
01:03:14.960 --> 01:03:16.039
It was an American show.

1203
01:03:16.400 --> 01:03:18.199
And to give you a little bit of a clue,

1204
01:03:18.800 --> 01:03:23.480
they paired them. They paired very, very beautiful women with

1205
01:03:24.199 --> 01:03:25.360
geeks nerds.

1206
01:03:26.920 --> 01:03:28.480
Is that really a clue or is that just a

1207
01:03:28.519 --> 01:03:29.159
fucking answer?

1208
01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:30.840
Oh?

1209
01:03:31.039 --> 01:03:31.119
Was it?

1210
01:03:31.199 --> 01:03:31.960
Beauty in the geek?

1211
01:03:36.159 --> 01:03:38.159
I mean, you pulled that one out of the air.

1212
01:03:38.320 --> 01:03:39.119
How did you kill that?

1213
01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:42.920
Had no idea. All I could think was Average Shows,

1214
01:03:42.960 --> 01:03:44.800
which is the show the friend of mine used to watch.

1215
01:03:44.960 --> 01:03:46.880
That was what kept just jumping to the front of

1216
01:03:46.920 --> 01:03:48.519
my mind. And I'm like, do I know another show

1217
01:03:48.559 --> 01:03:51.079
with that premise? Okay, thank you for the assist.

1218
01:03:51.920 --> 01:03:54.079
You're welcome, all right?

1219
01:03:54.519 --> 01:03:58.599
Second one, Kevin Spacey plays a suburban dad going through

1220
01:03:58.599 --> 01:04:01.760
a midlife crisis and he falls for his daughter's friend

1221
01:04:02.280 --> 01:04:03.320
American beauty.

1222
01:04:05.760 --> 01:04:07.639
Hell yeah, I got it.

1223
01:04:08.000 --> 01:04:10.199
That iconic image with the rose petals.

1224
01:04:11.480 --> 01:04:14.320
Yeah, Can I just say I did try to recreate that.

1225
01:04:14.639 --> 01:04:16.480
And I laid in a bath, got a load of

1226
01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:18.360
rose petals, and I was waiting for my partner at

1227
01:04:18.360 --> 01:04:19.920
the time to come home from work, and I was

1228
01:04:19.960 --> 01:04:22.119
just going to be laid there in the bath, you know,

1229
01:04:22.280 --> 01:04:25.239
like strategically placed with all of the roses and whatever,

1230
01:04:26.239 --> 01:04:29.159
laid home from work. I was fucking freezing. So I

1231
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:34.239
like got out, Lawrence. I was like, god, fuck you.

1232
01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:35.360
I was trying to be romantic.

1233
01:04:35.559 --> 01:04:38.719
What a prick? How dare dere?

1234
01:04:39.119 --> 01:04:40.960
Yeah, but you did get that one right, Well, don't

1235
01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:43.800
be thank you, thank you for too. The next one,

1236
01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:48.519
number three, Whoopy Goldberg goes undercover to take down la

1237
01:04:48.679 --> 01:04:52.000
drug dealers in this nineteen eighty seven action comedy.

1238
01:04:53.119 --> 01:04:55.519
Oh my god, I love what be Goldberg too? Like

1239
01:04:55.679 --> 01:04:57.760
sister act is like my gem? Oh my god, Yes,

1240
01:04:58.800 --> 01:05:02.320
I honestly I nothing. I can't apologize. Well, Be, I

1241
01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:04.079
love you, but I got nothing.

1242
01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:06.960
In her defense.

1243
01:05:07.119 --> 01:05:08.920
Three people will now go and watch this movie because

1244
01:05:08.960 --> 01:05:11.280
it is excellent and it's called Fatal Beauty.

1245
01:05:12.039 --> 01:05:14.119
Of Fatal Beauty was the name of the drug.

1246
01:05:17.559 --> 01:05:20.119
And it was it was fatal that's.

1247
01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:22.320
Oh my gosh.

1248
01:05:22.840 --> 01:05:25.880
But I was like, does smuch think that's how fatanyls spelled?

1249
01:05:29.920 --> 01:05:31.719
And I'm British not stupid.

1250
01:05:33.639 --> 01:05:33.960
Okay.

1251
01:05:34.119 --> 01:05:38.480
Number four all right, an autobiographical novel told from a

1252
01:05:38.639 --> 01:05:39.880
horse's perspective.

1253
01:05:40.199 --> 01:05:41.079
Is that Black Beauty?

1254
01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:43.079
Yes?

1255
01:05:46.280 --> 01:05:46.599
All right?

1256
01:05:46.920 --> 01:05:52.360
Number five classic grim story where beauty sleeps until awakened

1257
01:05:52.400 --> 01:05:53.800
by true love's kiss.

1258
01:05:54.480 --> 01:05:57.840
Oh could that be sleeping beauty?

1259
01:06:02.119 --> 01:06:03.400
I was so hard.

1260
01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:05.199
Oh my gosh, I need to pull that out.

1261
01:06:05.400 --> 01:06:05.559
Man.

1262
01:06:05.719 --> 01:06:08.920
I didn't know if I get that, although can I can?

1263
01:06:09.000 --> 01:06:10.800
I just say there was no consent in this movie.

1264
01:06:10.840 --> 01:06:11.880
She was asleep and he kissed that.

1265
01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:15.400
I mean, come on right, I mean everything, even in

1266
01:06:15.519 --> 01:06:18.559
fairy tales especially. Wasn't she like sixteen or something?

1267
01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:20.719
Oh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean.

1268
01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:24.519
Disturbing, a little bit disturbing. But then snow White was

1269
01:06:24.599 --> 01:06:24.960
the same.

1270
01:06:25.519 --> 01:06:28.639
Wasn't she like fourteen she was supposed to be and

1271
01:06:28.800 --> 01:06:29.599
she was years old.

1272
01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:31.920
She was asleep and he kissed her and there was

1273
01:06:31.960 --> 01:06:34.800
no consent? Is key everywhere? I don't know.

1274
01:06:35.599 --> 01:06:40.039
Well, brothers Grim and Disney Walt need a serious talking to.

1275
01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:43.000
They don't corps in kids stories.

1276
01:06:45.079 --> 01:06:47.480
Yeah, I think the word pedo doesn't sell Disney now

1277
01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:53.960
really No, apparently not number six all right, Disney's Oscar

1278
01:06:54.039 --> 01:06:58.079
winning ballad sung by Angela Lansbury in the nineteen ninety one.

1279
01:06:58.039 --> 01:07:00.079
Film Beauty and the Beast.

1280
01:07:05.239 --> 01:07:05.519
Turn.

1281
01:07:06.159 --> 01:07:10.960
Yes, considering that's where my user name technically came from.

1282
01:07:11.119 --> 01:07:13.920
Yes, it would have been embarrassing if you didn't get that.

1283
01:07:14.199 --> 01:07:16.119
It would have I would have been like, I.

1284
01:07:16.159 --> 01:07:21.960
Would have just expired on the spot, like, yeah, okay,

1285
01:07:22.159 --> 01:07:25.199
the final one, which will not be such a softball

1286
01:07:25.760 --> 01:07:30.360
the motto of Miss World since nineteen seventy two, Oh

1287
01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:33.320
good lord, definitely not as much.

1288
01:07:33.679 --> 01:07:36.400
See, we went from like easy to like what the

1289
01:07:36.440 --> 01:07:36.880
heck is this?

1290
01:07:37.599 --> 01:07:40.119
Okay? They did say that they wanted me to remove this,

1291
01:07:40.199 --> 01:07:40.920
and I said, but we just.

1292
01:07:40.920 --> 01:07:42.480
Can't make it that easy for the guests.

1293
01:07:42.800 --> 01:07:45.400
Sure, all I can hear is from this, isn't it

1294
01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:47.400
Miss Congeniality, She's beauty, She's great.

1295
01:07:50.519 --> 01:07:52.840
Yeah, although I do believe that was a song made

1296
01:07:52.920 --> 01:07:54.079
up for Miss Congeniality.

1297
01:07:55.559 --> 01:07:58.400
Anything in the actual show, the banger.

1298
01:07:58.320 --> 01:08:02.119
Miss World is all about like they're very philanthropic, right,

1299
01:08:02.599 --> 01:08:05.000
You're getting there, Like they want to they want to

1300
01:08:05.199 --> 01:08:07.079
Everything they do has to have a reason.

1301
01:08:07.960 --> 01:08:08.119
Is that.

1302
01:08:10.199 --> 01:08:10.360
There?

1303
01:08:12.280 --> 01:08:14.559
Yeah, That's all I can think is that everything I've

1304
01:08:14.599 --> 01:08:16.399
ever seen of this world is they want they want

1305
01:08:16.439 --> 01:08:17.960
to help the world, they want to make it better.

1306
01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:20.680
Everything they do has to be intentional. I think I remembered,

1307
01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:23.079
but I don't know. I used to watch this when

1308
01:08:23.119 --> 01:08:23.520
I was a kid.

1309
01:08:23.560 --> 01:08:24.199
How did I not?

1310
01:08:24.520 --> 01:08:25.960
Is it beauty with a purpose?

1311
01:08:30.399 --> 01:08:32.560
Oh my god, holy right?

1312
01:08:32.640 --> 01:08:36.239
Can I just say, Casa Jewels, never doubt me, never

1313
01:08:36.319 --> 01:08:37.600
doubt me, never doubt me.

1314
01:08:37.880 --> 01:08:38.760
I knew she's gonna get it.

1315
01:08:39.000 --> 01:08:40.920
That was That was a very exciting journey you just

1316
01:08:40.960 --> 01:08:41.319
took us on.

1317
01:08:41.640 --> 01:08:44.439
That's what I remember from watching the pageant is everything

1318
01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:47.239
was about, Yes, it's good to be beautiful, and you

1319
01:08:47.319 --> 01:08:49.159
know we're we're great to look at, but we are

1320
01:08:49.439 --> 01:08:52.520
people who do things. We help people, like we're using

1321
01:08:52.840 --> 01:08:54.880
what we are and what we're known for to do

1322
01:08:55.039 --> 01:08:55.720
good in the world.

1323
01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:59.800
It's like, uh huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, just saying bait,

1324
01:09:00.199 --> 01:09:02.760
they doubted you, I did not thank you.

1325
01:09:02.840 --> 01:09:05.720
I knew appreciate that. I doubted me too, though, so

1326
01:09:05.800 --> 01:09:06.800
I'm in that camp as well.

1327
01:09:07.800 --> 01:09:12.000
Well done, be like me listening to a Quinn audio.

1328
01:09:12.159 --> 01:09:15.199
Eventually we will get there exactly.

1329
01:09:15.439 --> 01:09:17.560
That's it's the journey, not the destination.

1330
01:09:17.840 --> 01:09:22.039
Absolutely, sometimes it's the destinations names.

1331
01:09:22.079 --> 01:09:23.439
But if you have a good time along the way.

1332
01:09:23.640 --> 01:09:25.680
I mean, that's true, that's very true.

1333
01:09:26.600 --> 01:09:32.560
You please, sir, can I have some more more dessert?

1334
01:09:33.640 --> 01:09:39.239
Time for a little gay with Peaches? Dirty or deserty.

1335
01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:55.159
Number one dirty or deserty spotted dick.

1336
01:09:58.079 --> 01:10:01.359
I mean, growing up in Britain, it is deserty. I

1337
01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:04.279
you know, it was like a playground thing, you know,

1338
01:10:04.439 --> 01:10:07.000
a lot of spotty pick but you know it's it's

1339
01:10:07.760 --> 01:10:12.239
definitely dessert to me, which I really don't like. Actually

1340
01:10:13.760 --> 01:10:14.199
it's so.

1341
01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:16.960
It really should be dirty, not deserty, but it's deserting.

1342
01:10:17.119 --> 01:10:19.840
It is a dirty dessert. Oh, well done. Yes, Peaches

1343
01:10:19.880 --> 01:10:23.479
and me agree. It's a dirty deserty number two number

1344
01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:26.720
number two naked moose.

1345
01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:31.720
Never heard of a naked moose, So that sounds naughty

1346
01:10:31.760 --> 01:10:32.560
and dirty to me.

1347
01:10:36.119 --> 01:10:38.760
It is dirty, and it is the title of an

1348
01:10:38.840 --> 01:10:40.279
erotic novel.

1349
01:10:42.680 --> 01:10:45.680
Past pastry chef getting Naughty in the Kitchens or something,

1350
01:10:45.800 --> 01:10:45.920
is it?

1351
01:10:46.720 --> 01:10:49.560
Uh huh, that's got an audio written that's got a

1352
01:10:49.600 --> 01:10:50.840
Peaches audio written.

1353
01:10:50.600 --> 01:10:51.039
All over it.

1354
01:10:52.479 --> 01:10:59.359
Yeah, okay, number three, here we go lovers drool.

1355
01:11:01.960 --> 01:11:03.239
Yeah, that sounds dirty to me.

1356
01:11:07.479 --> 01:11:10.439
It is an erotic term and it is you. I mean,

1357
01:11:10.479 --> 01:11:15.399
it's just doesn't it's when you draw over your lover,

1358
01:11:17.720 --> 01:11:24.840
no drawl. I mean, you're British peaches. The Americans can

1359
01:11:24.960 --> 01:11:25.560
understand me.

1360
01:11:26.720 --> 01:11:27.079
Always.

1361
01:11:28.199 --> 01:11:31.359
Sometimes I thought it was like that, the you know,

1362
01:11:31.399 --> 01:11:36.439
like the Southern draw that kind of thing. But okay,

1363
01:11:37.159 --> 01:11:39.680
now it always said dirty either way.

1364
01:11:39.840 --> 01:11:42.960
To be honest, I think, ok yeah, okay.

1365
01:11:44.119 --> 01:11:46.560
Number four thy butter.

1366
01:11:47.880 --> 01:11:48.319
Mm hmm.

1367
01:11:51.760 --> 01:11:58.119
I'm probably going to say it's a dessert because I

1368
01:11:58.319 --> 01:11:59.399
wanted to be a dessert.

1369
01:12:00.800 --> 01:12:10.319
Oh you'll have to authentic because it's dirty. But oh

1370
01:12:10.359 --> 01:12:12.960
my god, do tell us the recipe for thigh butter peaches?

1371
01:12:13.039 --> 01:12:13.159
Yes?

1372
01:12:13.239 --> 01:12:13.479
Please?

1373
01:12:13.800 --> 01:12:14.279
Would you make it?

1374
01:12:14.960 --> 01:12:17.399
I think it's got to be some kind of like

1375
01:12:17.640 --> 01:12:21.760
buttery frosting, but you can only eat it off of thighs.

1376
01:12:22.159 --> 01:12:23.600
I think that makes complete sense.

1377
01:12:23.479 --> 01:12:26.960
Right right, Yeah, that's why I should stay on the label.

1378
01:12:27.800 --> 01:12:31.359
There might be some special juices in it. Perhaps. Yeah,

1379
01:12:33.359 --> 01:12:35.800
I'm sorry I took the recipe run with it from

1380
01:12:35.840 --> 01:12:36.239
what you did.

1381
01:12:37.840 --> 01:12:42.960
Sorry, well on that note, ladies gents, all right, so

1382
01:12:43.640 --> 01:12:48.000
the next one is nudes balls.

1383
01:12:50.880 --> 01:12:53.800
Nude nude ball ye, nude.

1384
01:12:56.000 --> 01:12:58.880
Yes, uh dirty.

1385
01:13:04.119 --> 01:13:06.760
No you started off really well. Now you're getting really ship.

1386
01:13:09.720 --> 01:13:14.479
So yes, it is actually a Korean dessert called nudes balls.

1387
01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:17.880
Okay, what's what's that? What does that taste like?

1388
01:13:17.960 --> 01:13:18.960
What is that smudge?

1389
01:13:19.039 --> 01:13:19.359
What is it?

1390
01:13:19.479 --> 01:13:19.840
Smudge?

1391
01:13:20.399 --> 01:13:24.199
So nudes balls. I'm just going to sort of elong

1392
01:13:24.279 --> 01:13:27.039
gate that out because I actually didn't write that down

1393
01:13:27.119 --> 01:13:33.840
and then that reason and nude making up Korean? Oh,

1394
01:13:33.960 --> 01:13:37.199
that actually taught me to porn hub, so that's incorrect.

1395
01:13:40.199 --> 01:13:43.600
Come on, I mean if it's as well, yeah, I

1396
01:13:43.640 --> 01:13:44.920
think you deserve half a point for that.

1397
01:13:45.680 --> 01:13:46.159
Yeah you do?

1398
01:13:46.479 --> 01:13:50.479
Yeah, because she do you agree? Yeah, she's making sure.

1399
01:13:51.319 --> 01:13:51.760
Yeah I am.

1400
01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:54.279
I'm not making ship up. I can't make Google makes

1401
01:13:54.319 --> 01:13:57.119
the ship up, not smudge. So here we go, next one,

1402
01:13:57.439 --> 01:13:59.439
next one, Here we go. I'm going to do this

1403
01:13:59.520 --> 01:14:06.079
in my best accent, Couchina coach, Nina.

1404
01:14:13.159 --> 01:14:18.000
Well maybe I'm thinking of I'm going to go with

1405
01:14:18.159 --> 01:14:20.439
my opposite instincts here, and I'm going to say it's

1406
01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:22.840
a dessert, ding.

1407
01:14:22.880 --> 01:14:27.159
Dinging bit boy, Yes, it is a dessert. It's a

1408
01:14:27.319 --> 01:14:32.479
Brazilian snack and it's as much it's a sweet.

1409
01:14:33.000 --> 01:14:33.680
I know this one.

1410
01:14:33.920 --> 01:14:34.560
It's a sweet.

1411
01:14:34.640 --> 01:14:37.399
It's a hard boiled sweet.

1412
01:14:38.279 --> 01:14:40.359
As soon as you put boiled and you ruin everything.

1413
01:14:40.760 --> 01:14:46.960
Sorry, it's a hard sweet. Yes, called. And I can't

1414
01:14:47.000 --> 01:14:50.119
do a Brazilian accent. So how how's a Brazilian accent coin? No,

1415
01:14:50.239 --> 01:14:56.239
that's Italian, so I can't accent accents. I don't do accent.

1416
01:14:58.680 --> 01:15:01.640
Okay, we're almost adam. I apologize.

1417
01:15:02.800 --> 01:15:03.600
I'm enjoying this.

1418
01:15:05.560 --> 01:15:06.680
Number seven.

1419
01:15:08.279 --> 01:15:13.439
Sticky lick, sicky lick, dirty or dirty.

1420
01:15:14.880 --> 01:15:16.800
I'm going to say dirty to that one.

1421
01:15:21.439 --> 01:15:27.760
Uh, sticky licky, sticky lick, sticky vicky, sticky vicky was right,

1422
01:15:27.800 --> 01:15:31.039
I'm going to say. And the dorm, thank you, Peaches.

1423
01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:34.119
I'm so glad you're here because the Americans with us

1424
01:15:34.159 --> 01:15:37.119
would have had absolutely fucking no idea what that is.

1425
01:15:37.680 --> 01:15:42.199
Yes, you have you know White Loss the TV series?

1426
01:15:42.319 --> 01:15:43.960
Yeah, love love that series.

1427
01:15:44.560 --> 01:15:48.680
Okay, so imagine that, but set in like in this

1428
01:15:49.159 --> 01:15:55.399
Costa Dell soul quite Rundown Spanish city where everyone who's

1429
01:15:55.439 --> 01:15:58.560
kind of like they just want to be in Broyden

1430
01:15:59.039 --> 01:16:02.359
but in the sun, and it's just it's it's all

1431
01:16:02.399 --> 01:16:05.159
about that instead of like fancy hotels like the White Lotus.

1432
01:16:05.439 --> 01:16:08.159
Ah, okay, there's a there's a Do you want to

1433
01:16:08.159 --> 01:16:10.239
explain to them who Sticky Vicky is? Peaches?

1434
01:16:10.600 --> 01:16:11.079
Oh please?

1435
01:16:11.880 --> 01:16:17.479
Dicky Vicky is an adult performer in nightclubs who notoriously

1436
01:16:17.640 --> 01:16:21.279
was able to fit various things inside of herself and

1437
01:16:21.520 --> 01:16:22.279
produce them.

1438
01:16:22.159 --> 01:16:26.520
On stage, including a very famous baseball bat.

1439
01:16:27.960 --> 01:16:28.319
Baseball.

1440
01:16:29.199 --> 01:16:31.720
She got it all in Oh Jesus right.

1441
01:16:31.640 --> 01:16:34.239
Okay, yeah it is.

1442
01:16:34.600 --> 01:16:36.319
And I think she shoots things out of her for

1443
01:16:36.479 --> 01:16:37.720
jaj too.

1444
01:16:38.520 --> 01:16:44.439
Oh so off so off stage she inserts these things

1445
01:16:44.479 --> 01:16:47.199
and then on stage takes them out. Is that the deal?

1446
01:16:48.560 --> 01:16:48.800
Yes?

1447
01:16:49.520 --> 01:16:51.800
Okay, yeah, I think otherwise.

1448
01:16:51.960 --> 01:16:55.079
I guess she just like lives with stuff. No, I

1449
01:16:55.119 --> 01:16:56.079
don't think that's possible.

1450
01:16:56.279 --> 01:16:59.079
But she doesn't insert them on stage. They're already in there.

1451
01:16:59.239 --> 01:17:00.600
No, No, it's all.

1452
01:17:00.680 --> 01:17:02.840
It's all. It's a very gimmicky and.

1453
01:17:03.840 --> 01:17:07.239
Yeah, and I do apologize to any of our clitisens

1454
01:17:07.279 --> 01:17:10.319
who are called Vicky right now, because I'm so sorry

1455
01:17:10.359 --> 01:17:12.760
that you are now only ever going to be called Sticky.

1456
01:17:13.359 --> 01:17:18.319
All right, our next and last dirty or deserty mega.

1457
01:17:18.199 --> 01:17:21.960
Pussy m mega pussy.

1458
01:17:23.199 --> 01:17:25.640
Hold on, let me say it again. Mega pussy is

1459
01:17:26.800 --> 01:17:27.560
mega pussy.

1460
01:17:27.920 --> 01:17:32.399
Okay, that's bringing back like memories of watching that documentary

1461
01:17:32.479 --> 01:17:35.439
of Herd versus Depp when he says mega pint.

1462
01:17:36.159 --> 01:17:36.720
I love that.

1463
01:17:39.560 --> 01:17:40.279
Mega pussy.

1464
01:17:41.439 --> 01:17:42.239
I love this word.

1465
01:17:42.439 --> 01:17:44.239
I'm going to say dessert because I think it's going

1466
01:17:44.279 --> 01:17:45.000
to be a weird thing.

1467
01:17:48.680 --> 01:17:53.039
Yes, it is a real pastry from Finland. Actually it's

1468
01:17:53.279 --> 01:17:57.319
always with fish. Rude.

1469
01:18:01.800 --> 01:18:03.159
It's a Desserty fish.

1470
01:18:03.399 --> 01:18:05.159
And you got an extra point and you got an

1471
01:18:05.159 --> 01:18:08.159
extra point for that, Peaches absolutely.

1472
01:18:09.720 --> 01:18:10.319
Hands down.

1473
01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:16.399
Oh I won't live that one down. But it did

1474
01:18:16.560 --> 01:18:18.800
make sense in my head with the poo, you know,

1475
01:18:18.920 --> 01:18:19.399
the like.

1476
01:18:19.920 --> 01:18:22.399
Of course made it made sense to us.

1477
01:18:22.479 --> 01:18:27.560
Though, Oh my god, that's funny. Case you're interested.

1478
01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:29.399
She found a couple other fun ones. These are I'll

1479
01:18:29.439 --> 01:18:32.159
give them to you as Desserty. So there's a chocolate salami,

1480
01:18:32.640 --> 01:18:37.239
mango temptation, a Caribbean style dish that sounds.

1481
01:18:38.600 --> 01:18:44.000
Thank you for the fish comment. That's brilliant and I'm

1482
01:18:44.079 --> 01:18:45.439
still giggling about it.

1483
01:18:46.000 --> 01:18:48.000
Although I'm such a like sensory person that, like, now

1484
01:18:48.039 --> 01:18:50.960
all I smell is fish and it's not me. But

1485
01:18:51.079 --> 01:18:57.560
thank you for that, for that, Peaches, such a douche.

1486
01:18:57.720 --> 01:18:58.159
Oh look at that.

1487
01:18:58.199 --> 01:18:59.680
You such a douche. How perfect.

1488
01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:05.039
Creatures. It's like, I'm so glad I agreed to this podcast.

1489
01:19:06.800 --> 01:19:11.760
It's a professional gets up, No need to put an

1490
01:19:11.800 --> 01:19:14.720
ad in the papers. Clititicians, Quincas did it for you.

1491
01:19:15.359 --> 01:19:20.520
So join us as we play Craves List with Adam Craves.

1492
01:19:30.319 --> 01:19:32.319
Again. I'm going to give you three clues and then

1493
01:19:32.359 --> 01:19:35.560
you guess what the craving is. Clue number one, it's smooth,

1494
01:19:36.039 --> 01:19:40.920
rich and melts at body temperature. Clue number two, ancient

1495
01:19:41.159 --> 01:19:46.119
Aztecs used it as currency, and Clue number three it's

1496
01:19:46.279 --> 01:19:48.479
often a go to after heartbreak.

1497
01:19:49.520 --> 01:19:53.199
Well, let's see, ancient Aztecs used it as currency. I

1498
01:19:53.239 --> 01:19:58.520
would say, uh, chocolate, but it would also be cacal,

1499
01:19:58.640 --> 01:20:00.680
which they probably use more than oh.

1500
01:20:03.680 --> 01:20:04.840
Level up right there?

1501
01:20:05.039 --> 01:20:10.000
Yeah, okay, bonus point, bonus bonus. Now I'm curious, Adam,

1502
01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:11.359
what's your go to chocolate craving?

1503
01:20:11.600 --> 01:20:14.359
Dark chocolate? I like, I like seven, like seventy percent

1504
01:20:14.520 --> 01:20:17.359
hot chocolate. I do like hot coco. Yeah, okay, but

1505
01:20:17.479 --> 01:20:20.159
if I'm just like want something like at night, I

1506
01:20:20.279 --> 01:20:24.239
love popcorn. I think there's one called evil something popcorn.

1507
01:20:24.279 --> 01:20:25.720
Which is great. It's just like out of a bag,

1508
01:20:26.399 --> 01:20:28.800
but like usually like a seventy percent dark chocolate would

1509
01:20:28.840 --> 01:20:30.399
just like kind of hit that for me.

1510
01:20:31.439 --> 01:20:35.119
It's bitter, not too bitter, not too bad.

1511
01:20:35.479 --> 01:20:37.199
It's got just a little bit of like it's not

1512
01:20:37.279 --> 01:20:38.039
like ninety percent.

1513
01:20:38.760 --> 01:20:44.640
Okay, Round two. Clue one, it's invisible but addictive. Clue two,

1514
01:20:45.119 --> 01:20:49.520
you might chase it on social media. Clu three, it

1515
01:20:49.680 --> 01:20:51.960
feels good until it doesn't.

1516
01:20:52.319 --> 01:20:53.880
Oh gosh, that's a tough one.

1517
01:20:54.239 --> 01:20:56.319
Tough onun Do you do you all know these?

1518
01:20:56.640 --> 01:20:57.399
Do you know the answers?

1519
01:20:57.720 --> 01:20:59.800
You have the answers in front, We know the answer.

1520
01:21:00.760 --> 01:21:02.399
I'm playing by myself as usual.

1521
01:21:05.520 --> 01:21:06.079
I paid for that.

1522
01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:10.880
I was gonna say like likes, but like, oh we're

1523
01:21:11.079 --> 01:21:13.079
so close attention.

1524
01:21:19.199 --> 01:21:21.840
Right, I didn't think.

1525
01:21:22.119 --> 01:21:28.800
I didn't think you were going to get that understated, Yes, underestimated,

1526
01:21:29.960 --> 01:21:32.800
Otherwise all along you'd get it right.

1527
01:21:34.319 --> 01:21:35.520
You were always my favorite.

1528
01:21:38.199 --> 01:21:40.039
You know, we're never going to hear the last of that, mister,

1529
01:21:42.000 --> 01:21:43.000
that's gonna be the audiogram.

1530
01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:44.199
I'm gonna clip that aio.

1531
01:21:44.520 --> 01:21:47.720
That's going to be your next tattoo. So just a

1532
01:21:47.760 --> 01:21:51.000
little follow up on that, what's your favorite way to

1533
01:21:51.039 --> 01:21:51.920
get attention.

1534
01:21:51.840 --> 01:21:55.239
As as Adam Craves are in my regular life.

1535
01:21:57.359 --> 01:21:57.960
How about both.

1536
01:21:59.439 --> 01:22:02.520
I love reading the comments after a story. I love

1537
01:22:02.560 --> 01:22:04.680
to get like that kind of feedback, whether it's positive

1538
01:22:04.720 --> 01:22:07.239
or negative. I like to, as you know, toss some

1539
01:22:07.359 --> 01:22:12.720
humor into my stories occasionally, and so I love to

1540
01:22:12.840 --> 01:22:15.159
kind of get the feedback because we'll get into it.

1541
01:22:15.239 --> 01:22:17.399
But like the way I do, my stories are very

1542
01:22:17.439 --> 01:22:20.600
specific to me. In my regular life, I do a

1543
01:22:20.640 --> 01:22:24.319
couple of different things. I'm an artist, so I do

1544
01:22:24.439 --> 01:22:29.760
photography and I do, like I say, art, which people

1545
01:22:29.840 --> 01:22:33.560
tend to like, and then I guess, I well, I

1546
01:22:33.680 --> 01:22:38.000
do other stuff. So that's I say.

1547
01:22:38.199 --> 01:22:39.239
And that fair.

1548
01:22:39.560 --> 01:22:42.399
Ready for the next one? Oh, yes, there's more sure

1549
01:22:42.680 --> 01:22:47.399
Clue number one it's socially acceptable but slightly addictive. Clue

1550
01:22:47.479 --> 01:22:51.920
number two, mourning people swear by it. And clue number three.

1551
01:22:52.439 --> 01:22:59.439
Without it, you are not human before ten am, like coffee, Yes,

1552
01:23:00.159 --> 01:23:00.960
damn you got it.

1553
01:23:02.800 --> 01:23:07.079
I would not get the I was like morning sex.

1554
01:23:08.079 --> 01:23:10.760
Or morning sex. Yeah, I told you could have left

1555
01:23:10.840 --> 01:23:11.199
that one in.

1556
01:23:12.159 --> 01:23:14.399
Hey, I'll take morning sex over coffee any.

1557
01:23:14.279 --> 01:23:16.199
Day, because I mean, I say, morning sex is more

1558
01:23:16.239 --> 01:23:17.840
than slightly addictive. But that's just me.

1559
01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:20.239
So at to coffee.

1560
01:23:21.159 --> 01:23:23.600
All right, little follow up to that, then, what is

1561
01:23:23.800 --> 01:23:26.359
your kind of coffee preference? Like do you like an

1562
01:23:26.479 --> 01:23:30.239
espresso shot and oh latte? What's kind of your go to?

1563
01:23:30.880 --> 01:23:35.399
I don't drink coffee at home typically, I don't. I

1564
01:23:35.560 --> 01:23:38.159
just don't. I enjoy coffee. I love the smell of coffee.

1565
01:23:38.239 --> 01:23:39.600
I just it's just not my thing to do in

1566
01:23:39.640 --> 01:23:42.359
the morning. I have like different things I'll do and

1567
01:23:42.399 --> 01:23:44.239
I'll kind of go on like a little thing. So

1568
01:23:44.359 --> 01:23:47.560
like right now, it's just apple, cider, vinegar and some

1569
01:23:47.800 --> 01:23:50.840
like honey, like in like warm water. Especially because I

1570
01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:52.920
was kind of getting over I had like laryngitis. I've

1571
01:23:52.960 --> 01:23:55.199
never had that before. Weird because it's like I did

1572
01:23:55.239 --> 01:23:57.479
not feel sick at all, but my voice just wasn't gone,

1573
01:23:57.800 --> 01:24:00.840
wasn't there. And then I love tea like I like

1574
01:24:00.960 --> 01:24:05.640
telat we will win British now, and then I'll make

1575
01:24:05.720 --> 01:24:07.880
like a smoothie in the morning. But like if I'm out,

1576
01:24:08.159 --> 01:24:11.000
like at work or something, I will have coffee sometimes

1577
01:24:11.039 --> 01:24:12.359
at work they sometimes have coffee.

1578
01:24:12.520 --> 01:24:13.279
And how do you take them?

1579
01:24:13.399 --> 01:24:16.399
How do I take my coffee? Yes, I like my

1580
01:24:16.800 --> 01:24:24.239
coffee like I like my women. I'm sorry, I like

1581
01:24:24.600 --> 01:24:26.439
no sugar. I usually take it just with like a

1582
01:24:26.479 --> 01:24:27.880
little bit of milk, or like a little bit of

1583
01:24:28.119 --> 01:24:30.239
almond milk or just something like that. I like the

1584
01:24:30.479 --> 01:24:32.960
taste of coffee, so I don't really put sugar in anything.

1585
01:24:33.119 --> 01:24:35.520
I always think people that don't have sugar in the coffee,

1586
01:24:35.520 --> 01:24:37.079
they're just like so grown up.

1587
01:24:37.399 --> 01:24:38.159
I look up to them.

1588
01:24:38.760 --> 01:24:41.279
I can't be that person, but I look up to them.

1589
01:24:42.039 --> 01:24:42.199
You know.

1590
01:24:42.279 --> 01:24:44.159
Growing up, we all we had in my house was

1591
01:24:44.199 --> 01:24:46.840
like sugar cereal, and all the kids would come over

1592
01:24:47.039 --> 01:24:49.600
to my house because they had like healthy cereal and

1593
01:24:49.640 --> 01:24:52.720
they like, can we have some fruit loops and everything?

1594
01:24:53.279 --> 01:24:55.439
All right? Round four? Just two more to go?

1595
01:24:55.640 --> 01:24:55.920
Okay.

1596
01:24:56.239 --> 01:24:58.800
Clue number one, you can't buy it or fake it.

1597
01:24:59.000 --> 01:25:02.800
Clue number two. It makes your brain produce oxytocin. Include

1598
01:25:02.840 --> 01:25:05.800
number three. It's what every rom com is built on.

1599
01:25:06.279 --> 01:25:09.560
Or but I want to say that.

1600
01:25:12.720 --> 01:25:16.920
That's that's what they've been missing. I would say, I

1601
01:25:17.039 --> 01:25:18.039
can't buy me love.

1602
01:25:20.239 --> 01:25:23.720
Oh yes, you drop a beat all song.

1603
01:25:23.920 --> 01:25:25.920
I mean, the King is gonna hear about this.

1604
01:25:26.199 --> 01:25:27.039
We're gonna do you.

1605
01:25:28.680 --> 01:25:33.079
And he can carry you tune. So, adam, what's one

1606
01:25:33.159 --> 01:25:34.399
thing that makes you feel loved?

1607
01:25:36.079 --> 01:25:38.399
You're talking about like my five what are the five

1608
01:25:38.560 --> 01:25:39.279
love languages?

1609
01:25:39.600 --> 01:25:40.279
I like?

1610
01:25:40.680 --> 01:25:42.640
I think I like acts of service. I mean I

1611
01:25:42.760 --> 01:25:44.560
like them all. I was actually having this conversation with

1612
01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:46.640
a friend. It's like they're all something, but like the

1613
01:25:46.880 --> 01:25:50.079
acts of service makes me feel loved. Quality time makes

1614
01:25:50.119 --> 01:25:53.079
me feel loved, like acknowledgment of like wanting to hang

1615
01:25:53.119 --> 01:25:55.039
with me or wanting to be with me, or like

1616
01:25:55.199 --> 01:26:00.239
returning my text messages. It's very Yeah, it's like many

1617
01:26:00.279 --> 01:26:01.920
times like have our friends. You know, I know my

1618
01:26:01.960 --> 01:26:03.560
close friends obviously, but there's like, you know, we have

1619
01:26:03.600 --> 01:26:05.560
those peripheral friends which we think are friends and then

1620
01:26:05.560 --> 01:26:06.920
we don't hear back from them when you're like, hey,

1621
01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:09.039
what's going on and you're like, oh yeah, but anyway,

1622
01:26:09.079 --> 01:26:11.159
it does makes me feel like heard nice.

1623
01:26:12.079 --> 01:26:15.479
I love that right, final round, Adam, And I know

1624
01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:18.319
I can sense the sadness already, but it's over.

1625
01:26:18.600 --> 01:26:19.640
But one more to go.

1626
01:26:19.840 --> 01:26:20.199
Here we go.

1627
01:26:20.600 --> 01:26:24.359
Clue one, it shows up after midnight. Clue two, you

1628
01:26:24.520 --> 01:26:28.600
convince yourself it's harmless fun. Clu three, it can lead

1629
01:26:28.800 --> 01:26:29.960
to a good time.

1630
01:26:30.239 --> 01:26:32.920
It shows up. It shows up after midnight, can lead

1631
01:26:33.000 --> 01:26:35.600
to a good time. That's a good one. It's not morning.

1632
01:26:35.680 --> 01:26:38.880
Would you would need evening wood?

1633
01:26:39.800 --> 01:26:44.560
True evening wood? It can lead to a good time.

1634
01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:46.720
It shows up after midnight after and.

1635
01:26:46.880 --> 01:26:50.199
Many a rap song has oh about it?

1636
01:26:51.399 --> 01:26:53.840
Oh really, nothing good happens after two am? Is what

1637
01:26:53.880 --> 01:26:54.560
I've heard about it.

1638
01:26:54.680 --> 01:26:56.319
Oh man, I'm not going to get this because I

1639
01:26:57.640 --> 01:26:58.039
never heard.

1640
01:26:59.640 --> 01:27:03.319
Okay, another clue. It has something to do with a bottom.

1641
01:27:03.159 --> 01:27:06.359
With a like a butt. Yeah, millions of your pilots

1642
01:27:07.439 --> 01:27:08.760
ring ring, yes.

1643
01:27:08.680 --> 01:27:11.199
The bottom calling Oh god, what are they called?

1644
01:27:11.359 --> 01:27:12.239
I used to them.

1645
01:27:13.760 --> 01:27:15.560
The British. The British call it the.

1646
01:27:15.840 --> 01:27:18.439
Spell it out be a booty car.

1647
01:27:22.159 --> 01:27:22.560
Jesus.

1648
01:27:23.760 --> 01:27:26.359
Sounds like you got it right away? Don't you worried it?

1649
01:27:26.479 --> 01:27:29.439
Okay, I'm not. You know, I'm humble. I can admit

1650
01:27:29.520 --> 01:27:30.359
when I don't know something.

1651
01:27:30.479 --> 01:27:32.399
Generally I thought for that harder than I thought for

1652
01:27:32.520 --> 01:27:33.840
most of the orgasms in my life.

1653
01:27:35.039 --> 01:27:36.800
I've never done that before, so I don't even so

1654
01:27:36.920 --> 01:27:38.039
it's just not in my lexicon.

1655
01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:39.960
I don't believe you for a second.

1656
01:27:41.199 --> 01:27:43.159
Me it all the time.

1657
01:27:45.359 --> 01:27:46.279
Juels just naive.

1658
01:27:49.119 --> 01:27:52.640
And the final follow up question for that is, other

1659
01:27:52.760 --> 01:27:56.000
than sex, what's the one thing that you would leave

1660
01:27:56.039 --> 01:27:57.760
your sofa for after midnight.

1661
01:27:57.920 --> 01:27:59.520
I mean, what the obvious is to go to the bathroom,

1662
01:28:01.159 --> 01:28:04.319
probably because my cat is like whining for food and

1663
01:28:04.359 --> 01:28:08.800
I forgot to feed him. It's nothing, nothing interesting.

1664
01:28:08.960 --> 01:28:11.279
I could say, well, it's the call of the pussy,

1665
01:28:11.359 --> 01:28:12.119
so that's interesting.

1666
01:28:13.760 --> 01:28:14.720
God, he's such a bitch.

1667
01:28:14.800 --> 01:28:20.880
Let me tell you, thank you so much for playing

1668
01:28:20.920 --> 01:28:21.319
our game.

1669
01:28:21.920 --> 01:28:24.279
Thank you you did really well.

1670
01:28:24.479 --> 01:28:27.720
I'm really impressedly like, I don't know about these Damn.

1671
01:28:28.359 --> 01:28:31.159
I told you they were easy. I'm learning they weren't.

1672
01:28:31.159 --> 01:28:31.840
He's just smart.

1673
01:28:34.359 --> 01:28:39.319
Hush now, clitizen's time to be quiet. No talking or

1674
01:28:39.399 --> 01:28:43.680
eating here. As we delve into Vell's library with a

1675
01:28:43.760 --> 01:29:00.000
little game we called spit or Swallow. So we understand

1676
01:29:00.159 --> 01:29:03.920
that you're a bit of a wine connoisseur, so we

1677
01:29:04.000 --> 01:29:06.720
thought we'd get into the spirit of that to warm

1678
01:29:06.800 --> 01:29:10.720
us up. So we're going to read you brand names

1679
01:29:11.079 --> 01:29:13.560
of wine and you have to tell us if it's

1680
01:29:13.600 --> 01:29:17.239
real or not by saying swallow if it's real, and

1681
01:29:17.520 --> 01:29:20.359
spit if it's not, and you can do a sound out.

1682
01:29:20.399 --> 01:29:21.840
You can go if you want to.

1683
01:29:23.560 --> 01:29:25.159
I don't know if it'll come through, but I'll try.

1684
01:29:27.279 --> 01:29:31.439
So do we have you're such a spoil sport? Do

1685
01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:34.399
we have your consent, Yes, you have my consent.

1686
01:29:34.960 --> 01:29:36.840
Okay, Okay, here we go.

1687
01:29:37.439 --> 01:29:42.520
Okay. Number one penetration spit or swallow?

1688
01:29:43.479 --> 01:29:54.199
Oh my, it's almost too on the nose. I that's

1689
01:29:54.239 --> 01:29:58.279
the industry. I'm going to say spit. I think it's

1690
01:29:59.279 --> 01:30:00.359
two on nose.

1691
01:30:05.640 --> 01:30:08.239
It's a cabinet, of course it is.

1692
01:30:09.039 --> 01:30:12.359
Of course, we'll we'll go into our local. It's like,

1693
01:30:12.760 --> 01:30:14.880
did I have a medium glass of penetration?

1694
01:30:15.039 --> 01:30:15.359
Please?

1695
01:30:16.920 --> 01:30:18.600
Yes, unhinged.

1696
01:30:20.039 --> 01:30:23.760
For the nine ounces, actually the only size that comes in.

1697
01:30:25.319 --> 01:30:28.600
All right, Ready for the next one? Yes, A right

1698
01:30:29.840 --> 01:30:30.600
dirty bitch.

1699
01:30:32.479 --> 01:30:36.239
Hmmm, Okay, I see your direction. We're going with the news,

1700
01:30:37.079 --> 01:30:42.439
all right. That sounds like it's from Australia. I'm going

1701
01:30:42.520 --> 01:30:48.560
to say swallow. They really go wild with it, and

1702
01:30:48.640 --> 01:30:48.840
so it.

1703
01:30:48.960 --> 01:30:51.840
Is not actually a wine. The wine is actually called

1704
01:30:52.079 --> 01:30:52.840
sassy bitch.

1705
01:30:54.640 --> 01:30:54.960
Okay.

1706
01:30:56.920 --> 01:30:58.600
So if you thought this was going to be an

1707
01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:03.359
actual game based on your intellectual knowledge of walking, no,

1708
01:31:04.800 --> 01:31:08.239
I'm very mistaken. Right here we go.

1709
01:31:08.479 --> 01:31:10.000
Here's number three, vail.

1710
01:31:11.439 --> 01:31:16.159
Kindly swallows? Is that spit or swallow?

1711
01:31:16.560 --> 01:31:22.840
Oh my god, I'm going to say I'm going to

1712
01:31:22.920 --> 01:31:25.479
say swallow because it is a bird.

1713
01:31:28.399 --> 01:31:29.760
I do like the way you're going and that was

1714
01:31:29.840 --> 01:31:33.880
absolutely correct. Although yeah, it is a it is a

1715
01:31:33.920 --> 01:31:37.520
wine and only a wine. I thought I thought all

1716
01:31:37.560 --> 01:31:39.640
of what it was, but I think that's a Merlow.

1717
01:31:40.199 --> 01:31:42.720
But I'm just you know, don't don't quote me on it,

1718
01:31:42.800 --> 01:31:45.880
but yeah, I think it's a meloo Yes, animals.

1719
01:31:47.520 --> 01:31:50.119
Quick little funny aside. When my wife was a bartender

1720
01:31:50.239 --> 01:31:52.840
for functions, a guy came up. It was so loud

1721
01:31:52.840 --> 01:31:54.000
of there. A guy came up and he just went

1722
01:31:54.079 --> 01:32:00.800
Merlow and she went hello. He's like hello Merle anyway,

1723
01:32:01.720 --> 01:32:05.039
number four cork tease.

1724
01:32:06.800 --> 01:32:09.039
Oh, it's gotta be real. That's that's got to be

1725
01:32:09.079 --> 01:32:11.640
a swallow and if it's not, I'll start.

1726
01:32:11.399 --> 01:32:15.439
It business on your hands.

1727
01:32:15.479 --> 01:32:16.199
Well, because it's not.

1728
01:32:16.359 --> 01:32:19.439
Wow, that's shocking to me.

1729
01:32:19.640 --> 01:32:20.760
That's a good one. I mean.

1730
01:32:22.880 --> 01:32:24.760
Being in the liquor store and seeing that I would

1731
01:32:24.760 --> 01:32:28.000
buy it immediately. It's such a great hook for a wine.

1732
01:32:28.039 --> 01:32:31.680
Come on, you can kick that bill. You don't have

1733
01:32:31.840 --> 01:32:32.239
enough going on.

1734
01:32:32.960 --> 01:32:36.439
I've got way too much free time. Yeah, I don't

1735
01:32:36.479 --> 01:32:37.800
release enough. I've been told.

1736
01:32:38.960 --> 01:32:42.520
Next one is chill the fuck out.

1737
01:32:44.359 --> 01:32:48.000
Oh real, the word chill in the wine has.

1738
01:32:47.920 --> 01:32:48.760
Got to be real.

1739
01:32:51.359 --> 01:32:54.159
Business, very very nice. Yes, it's a lovely white wine.

1740
01:32:55.760 --> 01:32:56.279
I can see it.

1741
01:32:56.600 --> 01:32:58.560
I don't want I don't want to get this one

1742
01:32:58.600 --> 01:33:00.840
to sign out. I'll see you work this one out

1743
01:33:01.119 --> 01:33:05.159
between the two of you before I even write. Okay, okay,

1744
01:33:05.279 --> 01:33:07.880
here we go fell big bush.

1745
01:33:09.039 --> 01:33:12.520
Big bush. Yeah, swallow, I think that's real.

1746
01:33:16.279 --> 01:33:19.520
No, it's a spit. We spill the bush, We spill

1747
01:33:19.600 --> 01:33:25.760
on the bush. It's not a wine. The wine itself

1748
01:33:25.880 --> 01:33:28.479
is actually called a big bertha and not a big bush.

1749
01:33:28.920 --> 01:33:32.439
But you know, wasted opportunity it is again.

1750
01:33:34.520 --> 01:33:35.720
Down, write all these down.

1751
01:33:37.079 --> 01:33:39.479
Yeah, absolutely, they go.

1752
01:33:40.119 --> 01:33:41.119
All right, you got two more.

1753
01:33:41.720 --> 01:33:44.000
Okay, this one is cold.

1754
01:33:47.000 --> 01:33:47.760
That's a good sign.

1755
01:33:50.399 --> 01:33:55.840
Okay, okay, so I'm gonna build it up. Now it's

1756
01:33:55.880 --> 01:33:56.479
gonna fall flat.

1757
01:33:59.680 --> 01:34:00.359
Just the tipple.

1758
01:34:00.600 --> 01:34:06.039
There we go, Just the tip, just the.

1759
01:34:08.079 --> 01:34:11.560
For when you just want to taste, just the tiplin.

1760
01:34:11.680 --> 01:34:12.399
Just put the tip in.

1761
01:34:13.119 --> 01:34:17.840
Oh my god, it's almost I see the first time

1762
01:34:17.840 --> 01:34:21.119
I said it was too much, I was wrong. Um

1763
01:34:21.840 --> 01:34:24.199
or swallow, I'm gonna say swallow.

1764
01:34:27.800 --> 01:34:29.079
I wish it's a spit.

1765
01:34:32.000 --> 01:34:34.720
And if anybody's listened to this, and I see on

1766
01:34:34.800 --> 01:34:38.199
the shows in my local supermarket, and a bottle of

1767
01:34:38.279 --> 01:34:40.880
one's called just the tipple. I'm suing you just.

1768
01:34:42.119 --> 01:34:44.359
It's intellectual property.

1769
01:34:44.920 --> 01:34:47.640
These are just brilliant names for wine. These are brilliant

1770
01:34:47.680 --> 01:34:50.279
names for wine. I'm sorry, like I want, I want now,

1771
01:34:50.319 --> 01:34:55.159
I want to start a store selling exclusive expletive like anyway,

1772
01:34:55.279 --> 01:34:59.359
all right, last one? Bell? Uh is well? Hung?

1773
01:35:02.159 --> 01:35:03.720
Oh yeah?

1774
01:35:04.039 --> 01:35:04.279
Real?

1775
01:35:07.079 --> 01:35:08.439
Yes, yeah for sure?

1776
01:35:08.520 --> 01:35:08.760
Real?

1777
01:35:09.600 --> 01:35:13.279
Oh well you can good at the end? Careful, that

1778
01:35:13.439 --> 01:35:13.800
is the goal.

1779
01:35:16.239 --> 01:35:19.760
Fabulous even if you don't start a wine label. Val

1780
01:35:19.800 --> 01:35:22.119
I mean I could see some like audios with like

1781
01:35:22.319 --> 01:35:24.000
cork teas, like you could have a whole wine.

1782
01:35:25.000 --> 01:35:30.399
I'm so worried about mixing those two worlds. Okay, it's

1783
01:35:30.800 --> 01:35:33.319
the side that I was on. It's just so unsexy

1784
01:35:33.600 --> 01:35:36.119
comparative to what people think of when they get into

1785
01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:36.720
the idea of.

1786
01:35:37.000 --> 01:35:37.680
A wine guy.

1787
01:35:37.960 --> 01:35:41.159
It's just so, what side were you on?

1788
01:35:41.640 --> 01:35:44.600
I did the restaurant business, but when you get really

1789
01:35:44.680 --> 01:35:49.399
into it, it's so much more about like how business works.

1790
01:35:50.000 --> 01:35:52.640
Yeah, to be fair, I don't really care.

1791
01:35:52.720 --> 01:35:54.039
Okay, I don't care what's on the label.

1792
01:35:54.079 --> 01:35:54.640
I just drink it.

1793
01:35:55.039 --> 01:35:58.279
Really, I'm not convers well, this.

1794
01:35:58.439 --> 01:36:01.359
Is you asked for it, Smudge, Well, as a wine guy,

1795
01:36:02.319 --> 01:36:04.760
can you give me your unbiased opinion. No comments from

1796
01:36:04.760 --> 01:36:09.199
the peanut gallery fuckers. Zipit white zinfandel yay or nay?

1797
01:36:10.560 --> 01:36:15.359
Okay, So white zinfandel doesn't really exist, is the first

1798
01:36:15.439 --> 01:36:21.640
part of this. Wow, white zinfandel is just mostly colored

1799
01:36:21.680 --> 01:36:26.159
and flavored of a different type of wine. But if

1800
01:36:26.239 --> 01:36:28.560
you like it, then it's good. I would just say,

1801
01:36:28.840 --> 01:36:31.680
be careful who you buy it from, because different people

1802
01:36:31.760 --> 01:36:34.159
make it different ways. That's the only thing I would

1803
01:36:34.159 --> 01:36:37.880
say to the negative of it. I think maybe fifty

1804
01:36:38.000 --> 01:36:40.720
years ago people were making it correctly. I don't know

1805
01:36:40.800 --> 01:36:44.960
that I've had one in my entire career, Thank.

1806
01:36:44.840 --> 01:36:45.159
You, bell.

1807
01:36:45.439 --> 01:36:45.920
Why would you?

1808
01:36:47.079 --> 01:36:48.960
Well, first off, him saying that he hasn't had one

1809
01:36:49.039 --> 01:36:50.640
in his whole creat does mean to say that it's

1810
01:36:51.199 --> 01:36:53.079
cat piss all right, which.

1811
01:36:53.159 --> 01:36:56.720
I haven't had a real The thing white zinfandel is

1812
01:36:56.760 --> 01:36:59.359
based off of exists. It is a real thing that

1813
01:36:59.399 --> 01:37:01.920
you could make, but I don't think anyone really makes

1814
01:37:01.960 --> 01:37:04.079
it anymore. What we see why it's in Mendel Now.

1815
01:37:04.119 --> 01:37:07.840
I've had plenty of some good some some of the

1816
01:37:07.920 --> 01:37:09.880
worst wines I've ever had, but some good.

1817
01:37:10.800 --> 01:37:14.000
See just saying it's not a child's drink, thank you.

1818
01:37:16.560 --> 01:37:19.560
I like Okay, white Zena's like what you start drinking

1819
01:37:19.600 --> 01:37:22.279
when you drink wines, like that's when you're sixteen, seventeen eighteen.

1820
01:37:22.479 --> 01:37:25.079
Then you graduate to pino grigio, then you go up

1821
01:37:25.119 --> 01:37:27.800
to chardonay. Then you got to like Sauvignon blanc or

1822
01:37:27.920 --> 01:37:31.319
like a pino noir. Then maybe I'm Marilla and a Shepley.

1823
01:37:31.399 --> 01:37:32.159
It's the pipeline.

1824
01:37:33.239 --> 01:37:38.960
I'm sixteen at heart, That's what I'm saying. Well, that's

1825
01:37:39.000 --> 01:37:42.520
a wrap on another episode of quin Cast. We hope

1826
01:37:42.560 --> 01:37:45.680
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1827
01:37:45.720 --> 01:37:49.800
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1828
01:37:49.840 --> 01:37:55.039
inviting these wonderfully chaotic guests back. If you've laughed, cringed,

1829
01:37:55.439 --> 01:37:58.479
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1830
01:37:58.560 --> 01:38:02.920
drink from your nose, we've done our job. But before

1831
01:38:02.960 --> 01:38:05.520
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1832
01:38:05.560 --> 01:38:08.640
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1840
01:38:36.279 --> 01:38:37.960
So until next time, this.

1841
01:38:38.079 --> 01:38:40.560
Has been Casa, Your voice matters, this.

1842
01:38:40.640 --> 01:38:42.800
Has been Jules Go put those lips to good use.

1843
01:38:43.039 --> 01:38:46.199
And this has been Smudge Keep wanking.

1844
01:39:02.319 --> 01:39:02.359
O.

1845
01:39:03.319 --> 01:39:07.399
How many have being before me b s began to

1846
01:39:07.560 --> 01:39:07.760
dream